“It is hard in America not to be good at understanding sports! People have no idea how excluded people like us feel.”

“You’re a man. You’re into man stuff, like weed wackers, sports that cause brain damage, and getting hired by your dad’s golf friends. But it’s autumn. And s...

1. You take Mary out for a nice drive. Disaster ensues. 2. Bit by bit, this town is killing you. 3. Two remorseless killers careen across a deser...

“It’s me, the Gen X dad who tells people he could have played college football within five minutes of meeting them. Grab a cold septuple IPA even though it’s...

“It is hard in America not to be good at understanding sports! People have no idea how excluded people like us feel.”

“Witnessed chefs frequently dropping food on floor, retrieving items with bare hands, and immediately serving food to customers.” reposted 7/13/23

“Alien: People are comfortable listening to women in authority and the creature never comes on board the ship. Nobody dies.” Feb 28 2021 October 4 2022 10/1/...

“First, accept how fun reading isn’t. Words do not blast stim at the rate we enjoy today. Words are old, older than TikTok. Back then, a human would read, ‘F...

“Indications are strong that we shall soon Uber to the superclub. Lest I have poor service or big drops to cheer, I feel it prudent to compose this text that...

1. Iced coffee is on your car insurance. 2. You’ve met iced coffee’s dad, who’s nice, and iced coffee’s mom, who can be a real jackass. 3. You and iced coffe...

“When I call you to say I feel like I’m going to pass out, you will ask if I’ve had anything to eat all day, and I will reply that yes, I have, but the forkf...

“Ever wonder why women over fifty become invisible? It’s not because society no longer values them; it’s because they’ve changed into superior lizard beings ...

Loser runs a beer mile. This common league punishment sprints straight into Article 20, which stipulates that the movements of POWs must be conducted at leas...

“The health and safety of our customers is an appreciable notch on the sliding scale of both Consolidated Harvest Friends’ and the larger Northstar Halcyon T...

“Can a rapist’s prose effectively elicit remorse for sexual assault? What word count best equates to appropriate jail time? In this class, we will dissect wh...

“It’s me, the Gen X dad who tells people he could have played college football within five minutes of meeting them. Grab a cold septuple IPA even though it’s...

“First, accept how fun reading isn’t. Words do not blast stim at the rate we enjoy today. Words are old, older than TikTok. Back then, a human would read, ‘F...

1. Iced coffee is on your car insurance. 2. You’ve met iced coffee’s dad, who’s nice, and iced coffee’s mom, who can be a real jackass. 3. You and iced coffe...

“Witnessed chefs frequently dropping food on floor, retrieving items with bare hands, and immediately serving food to customers.” reposted 7/13/23

Loser runs a beer mile. This common league punishment sprints straight into Article 20, which stipulates that the movements of POWs must be conducted at leas...

“Just as Jay Gatsby is an enigmatic larger-than-life figure driven to accumulate wealth at all costs in a futile bid for the love of Daisy Buchanan, the Xero...

“The health and safety of our customers is an appreciable notch on the sliding scale of both Consolidated Harvest Friends’ and the larger Northstar Halcyon T...

“The smell and taste of artificial pancake syrup are so overpowering that I had to remove the box from my kitchen with a pair of tongs and relegate it to a c...

“ADAM: Come on, it’ll be fun! We’ll pick some, we’ll eat some, we’ll pick some more, we’ll eat some more, and then we’ll pick way too many, get home, and rea...

“For as long as humans have created SHIT with our BODIES AND BUTTS, we have been asking this FUNDAMENTAL QUESTION: What if there were a COMPUTER that could A...

“Yep, it sure is good to be back. I woke up three times last night to feed the baby and two more times because I was scared the baby was being too quiet. But...

“Can a rapist’s prose effectively elicit remorse for sexual assault? What word count best equates to appropriate jail time? In this class, we will dissect wh...

7 a.m. I wake up and get stabbed.

“The smell and taste of artificial pancake syrup is so overpowering that I had to remove the box from my kitchen with a pair of tongs and relegate it to a co...

“As if the dancing weren’t enough, when my kids yell ‘HEAVY,’ I’m expected to pantomime that whatever I’m holding is unbearably heavy. That works fine with a...

“Does Lauren have the most killer body and hypnotically chiseled abs Megan has ever seen?” Jan 18 2021 9/24/26

“When I call you to say I feel like I’m going to pass out, you will ask if I’ve had anything to eat all day, and I will reply that yes, I have, but the forkf...

Q: Hi. Okay, I’m interviewing you to find out about you and playing the bass and why you wanted to be a bass player and what’s happened this summer to the sy...

“In my younger and more vulnerable years, my father gave me some advice. ‘Whenever you feel like criticizing someone,’ he told me, ‘just remember that not ev...

August 2026 saw another sixty-nine cruelties, collusions, corruptions, and crimes committed by Trump and his administration.

“While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss the ball entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violen...

“The health and safety of our customers is an appreciable notch on the sliding scale of both Consolidated Harvest Friends’ and the larger Northstar Halcyon T...

Loser runs a beer mile. This common league punishment sprints straight into Article 20, which stipulates that the movements of POWs must be conducted at leas...

“As if the dancing weren’t enough, when my kids yell ‘HEAVY,’ I’m expected to pantomime that whatever I’m holding is unbearably heavy. That works fine with a...

“The ball gets bigger coming at me. I stick the paddle up thoughtless and the ball skips back across the net and catches Rayleen Butters in her pink soft gut...