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jeff carbine

@mcpux.bsky.social
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I make cool stuff for the internet. carbine.co | premm.io

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jeff carbine @mcpux.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
just landed in the US, didn't expect to be greeted by a bunch of clowns
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jeff carbine @mcpux.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
every time we come back to visit family here in México it's so hard to leave
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jeff carbine @mcpux.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
mood
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jeff carbine @mcpux.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
placing my hand over my heart and telling my wife to please rise for our national anthem every time "Party in the USA" plays is a joke I will drive into the ground until I am dead
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ballerina X @ballerinax.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
My state rep on Trombone #SLC
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Chris Carr @ccarr76.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Get up, Stand up…Standup for your right! #nokings Salt Lake City, UT
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jeff carbine @mcpux.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
So my kids started referring to me as "Master" recently. As someone who worked hard for it, I told them they could only keep doing it if they used the whole honorific. So now they refer to me as "Pokémon Master."
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jeff carbine @mcpux.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
there's sometimes no better feeling than being fired by a problem client like yes thank you for solving the problem, which was you
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jeff carbine @mcpux.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Xochi is a soot sprite
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jeff carbine @mcpux.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
the only kids whose photos I'm okay posting to the internet
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jeff carbine @mcpux.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I had one annoying problem with my framework that was making development difficult I'm proud to say that one week later and hundreds of lines of code later, I now have 12 major problems with my framework.
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jeff carbine @mcpux.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Balam is over this whole "New Year" thing
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jeff carbine @mcpux.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
New thing I learned today: when passing a method to an object, the bind.(this) only works if you defined the method with a function declaration as opposed to a lambda.
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jeff carbine @mcpux.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
the worst time to learn how to stress test a website is three hours after you learn why you need to stress test a website
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jeff carbine @mcpux.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
thanks to my wife i now know this is what i look like when i am reading. rbf but the r is for reading.
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