jeff carbine @mcpux.bsky.social · 20/01/2026just landed in the US, didn't expect to be greeted by a bunch of clowns 100
jeff carbine @mcpux.bsky.social · 18/01/2026every time we come back to visit family here in México it's so hard to leave 000
jeff carbine @mcpux.bsky.social · 30/12/2025placing my hand over my heart and telling my wife to please rise for our national anthem every time "Party in the USA" plays is a joke I will drive into the ground until I am dead 000
Reposted by jeff carbineballerina X @ballerinax.bsky.social · 15/06/2025My state rep on Trombone #SLC 1375
Reposted by jeff carbineChris Carr @ccarr76.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Get up, Stand up…Standup for your right! #nokings Salt Lake City, UT 171
jeff carbine @mcpux.bsky.social · 11/04/2025So my kids started referring to me as "Master" recently. As someone who worked hard for it, I told them they could only keep doing it if they used the whole honorific. So now they refer to me as "Pokémon Master." 010
jeff carbine @mcpux.bsky.social · 06/03/2025there's sometimes no better feeling than being fired by a problem client like yes thank you for solving the problem, which was you 010
jeff carbine @mcpux.bsky.social · 02/03/2025the only kids whose photos I'm okay posting to the internet 010
jeff carbine @mcpux.bsky.social · 15/01/2025I had one annoying problem with my framework that was making development difficult I'm proud to say that one week later and hundreds of lines of code later, I now have 12 major problems with my framework. 000
jeff carbine @mcpux.bsky.social · 07/12/2024New thing I learned today: when passing a method to an object, the bind.(this) only works if you defined the method with a function declaration as opposed to a lambda. 110
jeff carbine @mcpux.bsky.social · 06/12/2024the worst time to learn how to stress test a website is three hours after you learn why you need to stress test a website 020
jeff carbine @mcpux.bsky.social · 03/12/2024thanks to my wife i now know this is what i look like when i am reading. rbf but the r is for reading. 010