sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 04/12/2025People are constantly acting like they just learned Quentin Tarantino is annoying 030
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Spotify AI slurping 10 gallons of water to figure out a 30-something Midwest dad likes White Stripes 040
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Should be called Beer and Loathing in Las Vegas. Those boys loved drinking beer. 010
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Oh “performative” is a useful concept for- wait never mind it’s meaningless now 100
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 05/09/2025Dog you can’t just draw the golden ratio on whatever 040
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 08/08/2025The best Smash Bros Melee player in the world right now is hot which feels almost heretical 020
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 03/08/2025I can’t tell if they nailed the THPS 3+4 soundtrack, or if it’s just really easy to guess what punk and hip hop 35 year olds like now 000
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 24/07/2025My tier list of Iron Maiden songs is just all their songs organized by tempo 020
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Babe for the tenth time I don’t need therapy I call into Stavvy’s live show 000
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 30/06/2025I don’t celebrate America on July 4, I celebrate drinking beers in a park with my brother-in-law 030
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 25/06/2025Noticing a weird sound is one of the top things you can do for free 092
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 08/06/2025Parking lot before the Turnstile movie holds the record for most weed vapes hit in most Honda Odysseys at once 010
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 31/05/2025me, age 16: I like all genres, punk, blues, folk, jazz (white stripes, white stripes, white stripes, white stripes with a lil imagination) 010
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 30/05/2025I’d take the opportunity to say “Helloooo nurse!” and stretch my eyes out of their sockets like a cartoon wolf 040
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 30/05/2025My love language is English. Frankly I think it’s a bit contrived to imagine I’d fall in love with someone who didn’t speak the same language as me. 010
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 24/05/2025Guys love to say “I’m too weird for a normal job, that’s why I install HVAC” 010
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 29/04/2025I asked my wife if she’d heard Please Please Please by Sabrina Carpenter and she laughed harder than a hyena 000
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Did one of you tell them I learned the words to Shame from the System of a Down cover??? That was not public knowledge 010
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Despite years of Wu-Tang listenership AND my huge yellow logo t-shirt, my Very Special White Boy certificate still hasn’t come 🤔 120
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 15/04/2025I’m so not sexist, I actually think only men should be nurses 000
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 15/04/2025“Speakers are backwards microphones” sounds like a high-thought but is actually literally true 051
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Scientology is real but actually thetans are good and I want to get all of them 120
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 14/04/2025(34-year-old opening an airbnb with daddy’s money) tell ‘em Skylar did it 000
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 11/04/2025If an old guy talks to you at the urinal just say “I’m glad Vietnam won” 0132
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 10/04/2025I don’t know who The Rizzler is and at this point I’m afraid to ask 020
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 08/04/2025White Lotus is a compendium of all the incorrect ways to have sex 000
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 03/04/2025I don’t WANNA listen to my book club book, I WANNA listen to podcasts about POOP JOKES and PENIS JOKES and COMMUNISM 020
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 28/03/2025My daughter just whispered “Nana… love is puke” into her grandmother’s ear 120
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 25/03/2025New Xbox Live Message from xX_deusvult_pete_Xx squad up n bomb houthis?? 011
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 23/03/2025I’ve never matched the high of being a kid digging a hole for no reason 040
Reposted by sydney’s weeniesydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 23/03/2024This nation cannot heal until we abandon March Madness and embrace March Gladness 1166
Reposted by sydney’s weeniesydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 28/03/2024Australian Bachelor fans be like “the Bitchluh” 1103
Reposted by sydney’s weeniesydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 09/04/2024I love gambling. Not because I think I might make money, only because I love to sin 162
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 20/03/2025I think less of each and every person who does a Draft Kings ad 020
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Siri is actually super down to earth in real life 000
Reposted by sydney’s weeniesydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 04/01/2024You show up to the gig with a COOLMUSIC brand amp you’re getting your ass kicked by a guy with an Elliott Smith tattoo 2154
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Having a diagnosis doesn’t make you not an asshole 030
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 04/03/2025I sneezed while bending over and tweaked my back so I guess that can happen now 141
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 03/03/2025I set the limit and this still feels like a judgement 040
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 03/03/2025The only innovations in this country now are low-calorie drinks in a matte can that cost $2.50 000
