sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 05/09/2025Dog you can’t just draw the golden ratio on whatever 040
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 08/08/2025The best Smash Bros Melee player in the world right now is hot which feels almost heretical 020
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 03/03/2025I set the limit and this still feels like a judgement 040
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Arctic Monkeys wrote the greatest ever song about underage drinking. Unfortunately every person who likes this record is now between 28 and 45. 011
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 30/12/2024I think this doctors office was going for “cozy fireplace”, not “deadly wildfire” 030
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 20/12/2024You know when the dude on the right found out he got to be Rifle Guy he squealed like a theater kid finding out he gets to play Phantom 050
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 17/12/2024There’s a subset of posters on the Elliott Smith subreddit who love posting moody pictures in t-shirts he wore when he was alive, but sometimes the shirt is literally Wild and Crazy Guy 030
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Spotify must be stopped, these words mean nothing 140
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Anyone know why I almost doubled my follower count in the last 24 hours? I post about as sporadically as usual and my actual likes and reposts are about the same. But these do appear to be real active accounts. I’m quite confused. 220
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Fucked up that Hitler got to live somewhere so beautiful. He should’ve had to live in Akron Ohio 071
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 13/11/2024A hiker passing me said it’s icy as hell ahead. I was worried it might get slippery but that’s great news! Guess I’ll continue 000
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 09/11/2024First they came for the Beer Nerds, and I did not speak out, because I was not a Beer Nerd 062
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 31/10/2024What am I to make of the fact that of every product Walmart sells, these are the six they think I will click on 360
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 15/10/2024One of the quirks of modern parenthood is getting targeted ads for hella sick sweaters you would definitely wear and then realizing they’re only making it in sizes for your dumb baby 030
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 02/10/2024Sabrina Carpenter is a normal amount of Homestar Runner 1111
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 01/10/2024Dog the Atlanta Falcons logo is an F Is this something people know and I’m just stupid?? 030
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 30/07/2024Somehow I memoryholed the sbemail where Strong Bad sings a song about wanting to fuck Homsar 110
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 25/07/2024Remember when Trump got elected and a bunch of people were like “Damn, well at least music is about to get really good” 120
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 23/07/2024Looking up BBQ tips and homie pulls out the MEAT! brand knife 050
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 09/07/2024My daughter put her doll in her brother’s bassinet and damn near gave me a heart attack 060
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 25/06/2024Somehow this is the guy any of my friends in high school would’ve fucked regardless of gender or orientation 040
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 15/06/2024Cleaning out my garage… even if I keep it I don’t think he’s gonna win 050
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 25/05/2024I guess Meijer couldn’t call it “Mein Kampf” and still put it in the checkout aisle 020
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 02/05/2024Wow Christians have gotten so much funnier since I left the church 010
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 13/04/2024Me putting on all black with a jean jacket to go to the Jeff Rosenstock show last night 040
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 12/04/2024My daughter wanted me to draw Monkey Santa and not to brag but I think I crushed it 031
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 10/04/2024Satan was cooking when he came up with gluttony 030
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 08/04/2024You can tell my mother-in-law is here by Uncle Harry’s Alkalizing Mineral Toothpaste 010
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 02/04/2024We all have that one homie that looks like Hot David Koresh 030
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 22/03/2024Every time March Madness starts and I remember the goofy ass names of some of these teams 030
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 22/03/2024Shoutout to the guy who wrote “I’m Just a Kid” while fully bald 040
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 21/03/2024“Hey what if you found these songs at a thrift store” sure bud I love pretend 120
sydney’s weenie @mcnugget.bsky.social · 07/03/2024Do you guys think that Mr. Daft is jealous that Mr. Punk clearly has the cooler helmet? 050
