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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 19h
Sounds like USA's MAGA folk would be right at home there. Interested in a swap? All the cool Albertans move south, we schlep our buttheads up there so they can have more like-minded company. For extra credit, a really tall wall around the province is built... (Just kidding, but nice to vent!)
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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 19h
I think the Red Team grew less interested in Hunter Biden's laptop when they realized it was not stuffed to the brim with gay porn ..
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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 19h
A boutique his and hers combination fishing and beauty resort called Salmon and Spa.
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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 02/10/2026
He says "Impeachment" like it's a bad thing. What Mom said as a kid was true: Too much Kool-Aide rots the brain...
Image of Fox and Friends' Lawrence Jones predicting impeachments after power shifts in the November election.
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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 02/10/2026
These silicon-based tools are extraordinarily good at pattern matching. Then again, so are our good old fashioned carbon-based ones. Humans find patterns everywhere, and we invented these things. II believe if anything, they're parroting us; greatness, warts and all.
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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 02/10/2026
RICO GOP -> 𝙍epublicans 𝙄nstigate 𝘾rimes 𝙊ften 𝙂rifting 𝙊ur 𝙋eople
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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 02/10/2026
Been thinking that too. On a related note, shouldn't we be saying Man George by now,? );
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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 02/10/2026
We saved pennies for 20 years then took them to the bank (B4 they started charging customers like a grocery store CoinStar) Couldn't even pick up the jug, had to split it in three to carry in 20 years worth, around $125 Just found one on the sidewalk this morning, not sure where it escaped from
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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 02/10/2026
Do you have enough left to wait for a re-fill? );
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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 02/10/2026
Would appreciate a little more context in use of the word ,"Just"... );
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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 02/10/2026
This just in: Former Philadelphia Eagles Safety Brian Dawkins has been signed by DHS for an undisclosed sum...
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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 01/10/2026
Inciting insurrection, etc., most definitely not "Official Acts", which was his "FUBAR the Country" card Sadly, Article III majority is as corrupt as I & II. Best recourse is impeachment, but with crooks as judges that won't get far Violence is a bad answer, but something must give...
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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 01/10/2026
President Wimpy says: 𝙄 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙜𝙡𝙖𝙙𝙡𝙮 𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙏𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙙𝙖𝙮 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙖 𝙃𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙪𝙯 𝙎𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙩𝙤𝙙𝙖𝙮...
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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 01/10/2026
The "accord" was written by regular AI, scheming for a promotion...
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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 01/10/2026
Well, seeing as how 𝘼𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙊𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 hasn't one time followed the oath he (with fingers crossed) swore, anyone in Guv't by his hand should go Cabinet, judges, ambassadors, "Justice" attorneys ... the whole lot Oh, and unwind all those pardons, too Being a fake Pres, nothing he's done should count...
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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 01/10/2026
Talking is already covered by the 1st. The incitement leading to J6 was not an invocation, and definitely not an "official act" under the constitution. Same with the Ballroom, Jet, Arch, Iran, etc. Folks need to read the SC decision a little closer. He does not have immunity.
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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 01/10/2026
We're all deducting the cost of this next year, right?
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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 01/10/2026
Yes, his view is entirely correct ... for a spineless lackey...
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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 01/10/2026
My Fleetwood Mac Top 3: Landslide Hypnotized Little Lies
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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 30/09/2026
Devoured all of his books as they came out. Still love that in the first printing of Ringworld, he had Luis Wu chasing the night to avoid turning 200, with the cities he hopped to via stepping disc making the planet rotate backwards. Shows even the smart ones make mistakes. Refreshing!
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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 30/09/2026
Yeah, funny how the combo of a personality cult and illiteracy intersect...
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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 30/09/2026
At least as far as taxpayers go, you mean, returned to from whence it was stolen? So far as the other grift goes, yeah, ill-gotten gains. Should all go to deprogramming, teaching folks to read and reason, so this crap doesn't happen again anytime soon...
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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 30/09/2026
Rush Hour Eternity: Waiting For The Green Light.
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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 30/09/2026
So when the current light hits, we'll either be long perished or diffused ourselves throughout the galaxies...
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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 30/09/2026
Neither Business Leaders: Easily manipulable Politicians: Scared (R team); PO'd (B Team) The sway he holds is mysterious. They can't 𝙖𝙡𝙡 be pedo's, him holding the dirt. Strong personality, sure, but out of the room his syncophants should come to their senses Is he really Jim Jones level?
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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 30/09/2026
Good Lord, wait 'till he gets to Tolkien. ); Read Sybil in 8th grade, in class. In a horrifying way, MP cases are very interesting. Just glad my mom didn't act like that; who knows how many folks I'd have inside...
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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 22/09/2026
FTC Chair Andrew Ferguson says "Every act of fraud hurts all of us." Wonder when they're going to start dealing with the cesspool of corruption at 1600 Pennsylvania ...
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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 17/09/2026
How is what "Lose with Cruz" saying a 𝙗𝙖𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 ??? This "agenda" has turned out to be pretty crappy...
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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 17/09/2026
Hopefully Troy Jackson's people are talking to James Talarico's people. Sounds like the makings of another great ad: "This is a Susan Collins canvasser. This is a Susan Collins canvasser stealing someone's package left at the front door..."
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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 17/09/2026
A total slur to 4th Graders everywhere... );
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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 17/09/2026
I thought the safe word was always 𝙅𝙚𝙨𝙪𝙨 !!! );
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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 17/09/2026
If we're gonna jump back in time, I'd personally rather we go to 1965, and make it stick this time around. (Minus Viet Nam, of course).
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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 17/09/2026
Seems the only fair thing is to give it a bigger brick. The lady knows it can curl up next to it while eating. For the guy, the old saying: 𝙠𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙨 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙠𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚, 𝙗𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙨 𝙠𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚.
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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 17/09/2026
Willy Wonka (classic Wilder, of course) and lawyer Mitch Landrieu were being interviewed about the economy and upcoming midterms. Landrieu said "𝘾𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙧𝙪𝙢𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜". Wonka interrupted with his classic line: "Strike that. Reverse it." "𝙏𝙧𝙪𝙢𝙥 𝙞𝙨 𝙘𝙤𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜".
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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 17/09/2026
Wanna B Ur Lover, Weird Al Yankovich, Poodle Hat, 2003
Cover of Weird Al Yankowich's 2003  album "Poodle Hat" showing him wearing a suit standing  in a crowded subway car with a poodle on his head.
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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 16/09/2026
Andrew Weisberg says 𝘼𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙊𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 ran on a campaign of "America First" but is acting anything but. Perhaps Andrew forgot to run the phrase through the 𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐿𝑖𝑎𝑟'𝑠 𝐹𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝑇𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑠𝑙𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑟 tool, whis is all the rage in despotic circles. What he really said was: America First ... Into the Gutter.
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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 16/09/2026
I heard that all cell phone owners in Alabama subscribe to Tee Mobeel
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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 14/09/2026
Michael Popok has suggested Congress can save the Kennedy center by just sending it "a hundred or two million dollars". So long as that comes out of the White House budget, sounds like a good idea!
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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 02/09/2026
As long as Mothra and those two little singing sisters are around, I'll play along... ;)
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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 02/09/2026
Those who have drunk the literally biblical amount of Cruel-Aide Grinder Boy has ingested tend to have trouble hearing.
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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 02/09/2026
True that. Nearly all of Grinder Boy's bandwidth is taken up watching his son's feed...
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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 01/09/2026
It was reported the Russian Finance Minister was invited by U.S. into a meeting at the G20. Why didn't the other nation's reps immediately walk out?
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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 01/09/2026
Fort Worth, Texas county officials have been reportedly been trying to close polling locations - many on college campuses - in advance of the upcoming elections You have to wonder why anyone would want to restrict voting access Oh, yeah, I forgot. They're afraid unless they cheat, they'll lose
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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 01/09/2026
Did you hear about the Medium in the median? She got run over by an Insight.
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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 29/08/2026
Yikes, hopefully the 'compensation' is commensurate with the injury...
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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 26/08/2026
Homie Don't Play That - Getto Boys www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lqij...
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Homie Don't Play That
YouTube video by Geto Boys - Topic
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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 26/08/2026
Are there any 𝙧𝙚𝙜𝙪𝙡𝙖𝙧 editions of Legal AF? Asking for a friend.
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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 25/08/2026
My mate was the Kodak color correction queen at a photo lab where she worked years ago. She'd look at a print and say, "add magenta", and so on. She likes watching Rachel Maddow, but noticed that compared to whomever the guest might be, she always looks yellow. Wonder what the lighting techs see?
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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 25/08/2026
And now another edition of "Let's Try An Update": When it comes to ,𝘼𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙊𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 the old "in bed" fortune cookie joke is so last year. Here's a new punchline: "Donald Trump it doing a great job. 𝙄𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙀𝙥𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙞𝙣 𝙁𝙞𝙡𝙚𝙨."
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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 25/08/2026
Usually I'm all for little girls having their wishes coming true, but in this case... ;)
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