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Jesse Mclaren

@mcjesse.bsky.social
7.8K followers 147 following 75 posts

TV Writer. Snowglobe salesman. Son.

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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Elon is about to sue him for copyright infringment.
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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
When your rebranding is such a failure that a year+ later emergency notifications still have to waste 20 characters on “ (formerly Twitter) .”
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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Entering 2015 vs entering 2025
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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Americans realizing their insurance deductibles just reset.
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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
It’s over. We’re officially done with these.
The 2025 is badly designed leaving the person uncle to see anything.
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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Remember when people thought the Covid vaccine made them become magnetic and instead of bullying them mercilessly we let them choose the president?
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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Just discovered I can 3D print the cylinder in a music box to make it play any song I want.
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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
When I saw this as a kid I was like “fun fact!” Now I’m like “damn, that shit must have been stressful.”
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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
NO ONE: PETE HEGSETH’S MOM:
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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Ok, this one is for the 90s kids.
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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Blessing your timeline.
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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
These are horcruxes.
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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Learning the mandolin and discovered a new way to be annoying.
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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
How it feels rebuilding followers on a new social media site.
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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Pretty interesting data.
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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
A picture of Twitter bird drinking a grimace shake.Twitter crashing.
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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
Imagine you’re diagnosed with a rare illness. There’s no cure. Your life is over. A machine artificially keeps you alive in hopes a cure is found. Then, one day, a woman you’ve never seen barges into the room dressed like this, shouts “THIS is a one woman show!” and unplugs you.
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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 29/05/2023
Kendall to Roman and Shiv in the boardroom.
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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 16/05/2023
Brought Scabby to LA #WGA
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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 05/05/2023
Some sign appreciators. He worked for Disney since the 60s. Picketed with the WGA as a kid in 1960 with his father who was a WGA award winning writer.
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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 05/05/2023
Stayed up last night recreating signs from the Disney animator strike in 1941. Same location Same signs Same sh*t
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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
To kick off my BlueSky, and cleanse myself, here are my current Twitter drafts. Follow me here for more half thought out ideas!
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