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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

Sad seeing Bruce Springsteen become political. If he wrote Born In The USA today it would be all about how the USA *isn’t* so great 🙄

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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Elon is about to sue him for copyright infringment.

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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

THE WEST WING’S OPENING THEME “This is an important show about important people.” THE WEST WING’S CLOSING THEME “This is the start of a 90s movie about a kid who moved to a new town where he will find an alien who will teach him how to play soccer.”

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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

I’ll be honest, I never liked Catdog’s vibe.

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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

ON BUILDING NAMED AFTER CONFEDERATE GENERAL "It's had that name for decades. We must respect history." ON THE BODY OF WATER KNOWN AS THE "GULF OF MEXICO" FOR HALF A MILLENNIUM. "You mean the Gulf of AMERICA."

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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

When your rebranding is such a failure that a year+ later emergency notifications still have to waste 20 characters on “ (formerly Twitter) .”

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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

ME: And in the future, the biggest movie will be about a seductive vampire from Transylvania! BRAM STOKER: Dracula!? ME: Sure.

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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Americans realizing their insurance deductibles just reset.

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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

It’s over. We’re officially done with these.

The 2025 is badly designed leaving the person uncle to see anything.

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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

Just got the sinking feeling that something terrible is going to happen to Jimmy Carter sometime within the next few years.

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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Remember when people thought the Covid vaccine made them become magnetic and instead of bullying them mercilessly we let them choose the president?

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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Remember when people thought the Covid vaccine made them become magnetic and instead of bullying them mercilessly we let them choose the president?

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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Die Hard is not a “Christmas movie”. It’s Christmas *cinema*.

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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Just discovered I can 3D print the cylinder in a music box to make it play any song I want.

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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

I have millennials ghosts. They say they’ll leave my house once interest rates go down

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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

ME THEN: We’re all going to be wiped off the face of the planet soon. 😰 ME NOW: We’re all going to be wiped off the face of the planet soon. 🥰

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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

ME THEN: We’re all going to be wiped off the face of the planet soon. 😰 ME NOW: We’re all going to be wiped off the face of the planet soon. 🥰

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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

Waited until she was in a country with universal healthcare to get a hip replacement. Once again she beat the market.

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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Oh, you’re in the “Christmas Spirit?” Cool. So all October you were just faking being spooky for likes? …Got it.

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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

If you don’t understand why people are infuriated with healthcare companies it’s because there’s a club that you’re not part of yet. Give it time!

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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

When I saw this as a kid I was like “fun fact!” Now I’m like “damn, that shit must have been stressful.”

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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Weird, I have a specific memory of him not dying.

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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Weird, I have a specific memory of him not dying.

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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

The reason McDonald’s removes the McRib is so Ronald can suck his own dick.

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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

The reason McDonald’s removes the McRib is so Ronald can suck his own dick.

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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Just bummed Mad Magazine isn’t around for an “Icked” issue.

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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Ok, this one is for the 90s kids.

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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Alaskans. I hate to be the one to break it to you. But you’re in Canada. You are Canadian.

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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

I truly hope this Christmas Elon Musk is visited by three ghosts and they all just point at his dick and laugh.

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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

FYI: If you see your therapist under suggested friends they’re doing their homework and stalking your crazy ass.

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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

BOOMER MEN: I say whatever's on my mind- *mumbles hurtful shit* BOOMER WOMEN: I say whatever's on my mind- *openly lusts after Ryan Seacrest*

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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

When I open X/Twitter I'm ambushed by jarring racist propaganda and weird posts praising the sites owner all from paid accounts that sound suspiciously like bots. When I open BlueSky the first see is a meme about Drake paying a 25% tariff on beef. This is the better website.

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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

There is nothing more pathetic than reposting yourself.

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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

There is nothing more pathetic than reposting yourself.

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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Elon is a genius. He was able to cut 80% of Twitter's staff and the only downside is it's value, functionality, experience, revenue, and user-base collapsed. Now on to the U.S. Government!

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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

FROM "I had to vote for fascism. Eggs are too expensive." TO "Sure Trump's plan will crash the economy in the short term, but it's nothing I can't handle!"

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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Do we think Neil deGrasse Tyson is more upset about the idea of “Defying Gravity” or the concept of “Holding Space”?

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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

I'm staying on Twitter during Elon's leadership simply as a tribute to the female lions who stayed on Pride Rock when Scar took over.

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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 01/07/2023

Imagine you’re diagnosed with a rare illness. There’s no cure. Your life is over. A machine artificially keeps you alive in hopes a cure is found. Then, one day, a woman you’ve never seen barges into the room dressed like this, shouts “THIS is a one woman show!” and unplugs you.

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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Learning the mandolin and discovered a new way to be annoying.

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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

How it feels rebuilding followers on a new social media site.

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Jesse Mclaren @mcjesse.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

“I simply had to choose fascism because of the price of eggs” -person paying 100 dollars a year for a blue checkmark.

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