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Hozer aka

@mchozerson.bsky.social
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Coffee, pizza, bourbon. NOW WITH MORE COFFEE! Haz cat. 🏳️‍🌈 ally. Go Raiders. * my wife sells beautiful sparkly things, check out her website! www.windowtrinkets.com *

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
🌪️ 🌧️ ☀️ ⛈️ 🌀
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Lucha Libre & Laughs @luchalibrelaughs.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
FRIDAY, MARCH 7TH! Abadon vs Remy D! Get your tickets today at tickets.holdmyticket.com/tickets/443008
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Hozer aka @mchozerson.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
My go to beer, Miller Lite, is owned by Molson Coors. Molson Coors is ending their DEI practices. As such I will no longer support them, but rather than destroying the beers I have left, I'll simply finish them and move on to another brand. SEE HOW SOME OF US DON'T THROW TANTRUMS, EX BUD LIGHT PPL??
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Shane Lear @shanelear.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Updated list of companies committed to DEI Costco, Meijer, Kroger, Giant Grocery, Ben & Jerry’s, Ulta, Macy’s, Old Navy, Nordstrom’s, TJ Maxx, GoTo Foods (includes Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon, and more…), Dollar Tree, Walgreens, Wegmans
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Zenobia Wisdom @zenobiawisdom.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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Tatiana King @tatianaking.com · 21/01/2025
Use and Preserve physical media
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Hozer aka @mchozerson.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
YUGE DECREASE
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Nomad Matt @nomadmatt.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
For those saying it wasn't a Nazi salute. Keep posting it. Keep sharing it.
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Nomad Matt @nomadmatt.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
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Hozer aka @mchozerson.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Guess I'll be hanging out here today, and likely most of the week. Really don't want any noise from the inevitable peanut galleries.
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JER (They/Them) @skatunenetwork.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Basically
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 19/01/2025
TikTok be like
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a man in a wheelchair holds a sign that says robbie
ALT: a man in a wheelchair holds a sign that says robbie
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Hozer aka @mchozerson.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
People who enjoy cleaning their bathroom, who hurt you? That's my least favorite part of House Work™
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Hozer aka @mchozerson.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Hobbies & fun.
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Roberto Abramowitz @robertoabramowitz.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
If your Health Insurance Company denies you coverage. Do this! ⬇️
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Hozer aka @mchozerson.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
One of the worst parts about my job is rebuilding used laptops. The process is easy, but people are FUCKING DISGUSTING 🤢 some laptops are super nasty, like HELLO THIS ISN'T YOURS pls take better care of company provided shit!
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Hozer aka @mchozerson.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Me in another universe
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 08/01/2025
Tiffany Stratton and Rhea Ripley are the Women's Champions of WWE
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Hozer aka @mchozerson.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Goth cow is 🔥
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Hozer aka @mchozerson.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
What (and I cannot stress this enough) DE FUQUÉ
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Hozer aka @mchozerson.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I'm in IT, of course I sit around with my thumb up my ass waiting for YOU to give me something to do! 😡 Fuckin people.
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outoffuqsqween.bsky.social @outoffuqsqween.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
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WARHORSE @jpwarhorse.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Most people get so overstimulated with meaningless bullshit that they can’t even function without overthinking. Take a step back, realize that shit doesn’t matter, and do what feels right. Embrace Nihilism.
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Hozer aka @mchozerson.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
The best way to make a margarita!
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Lucha Libre & Laughs @luchalibrelaughs.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
FRIDAY, JANUARY 10TH! Featuring Marlion Bishop, Fuego Del Sol, Dulce Tormenta, Royce Isaacs, Commissar Warhorse, and more! Get your tickets today at holdmyticket.com/event/441047
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Hozer aka @mchozerson.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I'm having a really hard time dealing with the fact that my cat is getting older and the inevitability of his leaving this plane of existence one day. He means so much to me, and I don't know how I'll handle life without him. He's got plenty of life still, but just 🥲
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/12/2024
Report: ‘La Liga’ Probably Means ‘The League’ theonion.com/report-la-li...
Report: ‘La Liga’ Probably Means ‘The League’
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Lucha Libre & Laughs @luchalibrelaughs.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
FRIDAY, JANUARY 10TH! We're back with a red-hot start to 2025! Get your tickets today at holdmyticket.com/event/441047
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it's coup for my family @ghostesq.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
me: you have 4 days off, you'll feel better after the holiday my depression: you buffoon. you dumb motherfucker
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Hozer aka @mchozerson.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Another disappointing day to be a Raiders fan. On a related note, I'm thoroughly convinced that the Chiefs are paying their way to a winning record. Too many weird little mishaps this season, they're a mid tier team at best.
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Hozer aka @mchozerson.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
This is my second year having off on Black Friday after being in the financial realm for 17 years where we always worked it. After considering working a bit out of sheer habit, I decided a breakfast scramble and a Happy Dad made more sense. Cheers everyone, and salute to those having to work today.
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Gators Daily 🐊 @gatorsdaily.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP
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Hozer aka @mchozerson.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I regularly share my made up cocktail recipes in my Discord, and today one of the homies tried one of my concoctions. Said it was really tasty 🥹 I really like making my own drinks, so that felt really good.
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
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Hozer aka @mchozerson.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Met a chimichanga named LaFonda.
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Hozer aka @mchozerson.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Gonna be a late couple of nights in the office. I really REALLY hate holidays.
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 25/11/2024
I really wanted to make a pun about unemployment but it doesn’t work. 😕 …😌
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Hozer aka @mchozerson.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I FUGGIN KNEW IT
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ladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌 @craigweekends.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
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Gators Daily 🐊 @gatorsdaily.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/11/2024
DNC Chair: It’s Not A Waste Of Money If It Makes You Happy
DNC Chair: It’s Not A Waste Of Money If It Makes You Happy

-The Onion
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Hozer aka @mchozerson.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Today utterly sucked ass. Made it through tho, and once Le Wifey™ gets home it's PARTY TIME CUZ TOMORROW IS MY BIRTHDAY 🎉🎂 🍻
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WARHORSE @jpwarhorse.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Shoutout to Skye Blue for making a hell of an app, she really outdid herself here
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Hozer aka @mchozerson.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Some of my wife @norajm.bsky.social 's gorgeous creations! Check the site for more info www.windowtrinkets.com
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Hozer aka @mchozerson.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
GUYS LOOK AT THIS AMAZING MUG I GOT AT THE MARKET TODAY IT HAS HUNTER THOMPSON ON IT AND IT'S FUNKY AF... by Zoch Ceramics check em out at zochceramics.com
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Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
You're not a cat owner. You're a cat servant.
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Hozer aka @mchozerson.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I dig this.
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