Reposted by lindsayAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 07/08/2023(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao 49137433501
Reposted by lindsay🫂 @bachelorettereject.bsky.social · 04/12/2024I have received a prophetic vision… 2173
lindsay @mcgorts.bsky.social · 05/12/2024if we’re being honest, it’s been a rough year with a lot of rogue spotify moments so I’m just really glad fireflies by owl city didn’t make the cut 010
lindsay @mcgorts.bsky.social · 04/12/2024been seeing WAY too many wrapped screenshots with a bar song in the top 5. keep that shit to yourself 020
Reposted by lindsayregular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 03/12/2024me in the family group chat 97116401324
lindsay @mcgorts.bsky.social · 22/11/2024having a dog is awesome. I lost my makeup sponge a week ago and just found it in my bed 170
Reposted by lindsayhan @hannahen45.bsky.social · 19/11/2024YOOOOO you guys don’t even know I GOT MARRIED (unless you follow me on instagram then you know) 0151
lindsay @mcgorts.bsky.social · 15/11/2024I paid an Etsy witch $6 to put a curse on elon yesterday. Just making sure I cover all of my bases 021
Reposted by lindsaykelbin @kelbin.bsky.social · 14/11/2024it is important for everyone to use the same name and picture so that this transition is as easy as possible for me. that should be the goal here. my user experience 3718
lindsay @mcgorts.bsky.social · 15/07/2023family guy is the best show ever created and i will not be taking any feedback at this time 150
lindsay @mcgorts.bsky.social · 05/07/2023pussy from a girl who learned how to use a grill for the first time today 030
lindsay @mcgorts.bsky.social · 03/07/2023i have a confession. i turn into an absolute slut when i hear hungry like the wolf. that song activates me in ways my ex could only dream of 340
lindsay @mcgorts.bsky.social · 03/07/2023i think el*n should be wrapped in a meat dress and then dropped in the ocean for sharks to find actually. that weird little teenage man needs to be dealt with 050
lindsay @mcgorts.bsky.social · 24/06/2023i love this app it’s another platform for me to be annoying on but with a much smaller audience 040
lindsay @mcgorts.bsky.social · 24/06/2023god came to me in a dream last night to tell me to tell you that you’re all clinically insane 040
lindsay @mcgorts.bsky.social · 24/06/2023thinking about the first date i went on with this guy who told me within the first half hour into the date that he tried to convert to mormonism for his ex (who he’s still in love with) and then cheated on her dozens of times 130
