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Dan McCrum

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Do investigations for the FT, into dubious accounting and dodgy characters mainly. Wrote a book called Money Men about a spectacular fraud

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Dan McCrum @mccrum.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
From Hansard:
"Juries, like society, are not stricken foolish or motionless. They have, for the most part, an objection to the punishment of death; and they will, for the most part, assert it by such verdicts. As jurymen in the forgery cases (where jurors found a £10 note to be worth 39s., so as not to come under capital punishment) would probably reconcile their verdict to their consciences by calling to mind that the intrinsic value of a bank-note was almost nothing; so jurymen, in cases of murder, probably argue that grave doctors Toggle showing location ofColumn 1037have said all men are more or less mad, and therefore they believe the prisoner mad. This is a great wrong to society: but it arises out of the punishment of death. And the question will always suggest itself in jurors' minds, however earnestly the learned Judge presiding may discharge his duty—which is the greater wrong to society?—to give this man the benefit of the possibility of his being mad, or to have another public execution, with all its depraving and hardening influences? Imagining myself a juror, in a case of life or death, and supposing that the evidence had forced me from every other ground of opposition to this punishment in the particular case than a possibility of immediate mistake or otherwise, I would go over it again on this ground, and, if I could by any reasonable special pleading with myself find him mad rather than hang him, I think I would."
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Dan McCrum @mccrum.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
To be fair, they did quickly issue a sheepish follow-up as soon as they got an English copy. The OG Wirecard analyst was Heike Pauls, there was also a big buy note about ten minutes before the end.
Infamous Commerzbank note about “another fake news article from Dan mcCrum”
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Dan McCrum @mccrum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“let any clergyman who tries to get there be buried six feet in snow and not be found until the spring.”
Instructing a demon to summon a blizzard in the BBC adaption of Box of Delights
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Dan McCrum @mccrum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Would anyone like a vhs tape of a special question time featuring all five candidates for the Tory leadership race that IDS won?
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Dan McCrum @mccrum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jingle bells, jingle bells…
Packets of Cadbury Christmas puds minis
Good Housekeeping magazine's Christmas issue cover, featuring a giant trifle in a glass dish whose thick bottom layer is rather dry looking fruit cake.
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Dan McCrum @mccrum.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Interesting chart, and check out perma-crisis Man U top right. The second-oldest team is packed with players culpable for the last few years of woe/hilarity, depending on your POV.
Chart showing showing average years with first first team on vertical axis, against average age of starting eleven on the horizontal. Spurs have one of he youngest and least experienced, while Man U are top right - old and culpable
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Dan McCrum @mccrum.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Or make a stack of 32 Pentagons!
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Dan McCrum @mccrum.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It would be like having an Empire State building that filled six city blocks in New York. Or 32 Empire State Buildings squished together. If you hate natural light, Mukaab is the place for you.
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Dan McCrum @mccrum.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
‘You’re not lonely when you’re a Freemason’
A moustachioed young freemason stands staring into the middle distance while inside the ornate lobby of building decorated with marble floors, stained glass windows and glowing lantern-like lamps. He wears a grey suit, the jacket slightly too tight and the trousers slightly too large, over which is tied a masonic apron. Medals and white gloves complete the look.
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Dan McCrum @mccrum.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
For all would-be SpaceX investors, reading "A City on Mars" is a strong recommend. Very funny on the many ways space is terrible, uneconomic, and the decades/centuries of (boring, non-phallic rocket related) research needed to make settlement even a vaguely realistic proposition.
A City on Mars: Can we settle space, should we settle space and have we really thought this through?
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Dan McCrum @mccrum.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
In its defence, the FT had pleaded the accounts of 15 women willing to come to testify in court on its behalf. That included three women whose allegations had not previously been reported. 

One of those said that in 2018, when she was aged 20, she had been invited to a shooting party at Odey’s home in Gloucestershire. She said she and her boyfriend became aware that Odey had entered their bedroom in the guesthouse uninvited and was watching them while they were having sex.
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Dan McCrum @mccrum.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Seems useful (Spotted in the latest Phoenix)
frame from a comic. Asked what's their favourite strip in The Phoenix, one of the Dunnos says "Dunno. I only read the Financial Times"
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Dan McCrum @mccrum.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Still from Equilibrium: Christian Bale surrounded by gun-kata'd corpses
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Dan McCrum @mccrum.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Little nugget at the end for the lawyer watchers
And finally, last week lawyers Carter-Ruck claimed Asif Aziz had reported London Centric editor Jim Waterson to the police for unspecified offences. This was after Waterson visited the billionaire’s office and home to ask if he was pushing ahead with the evictions. The Met police press office said they have no record of such incidents being reported to the authorities.
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Dan McCrum @mccrum.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
We still do this! £199 a year to get the Weekend FT delivered every Saturday. Read it as early as you like on Sunday morning. subs.ft.com/spa3_uk3m?se...
Weekend Print
£199 per year
FT Weekend newspaper delivered every weekend, plus FT Digital Edition delivered to your device Monday-Saturday.
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Dan McCrum @mccrum.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Checks out
Allister Heath
The sinister, anti-democratic forces behind focaccia must be exposed at all costs
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Dan McCrum @mccrum.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Great chart from @pkrugman.bsky.social today on how the revenues from Trump's illegal tariffs stack up against his other policies - big tax cuts for the rich and even bigger increases in military spending.
Bar Chart: budget items % of GDP
Budget deficit 5.8%
Increased military spending 1.5%
Tax cuts in OBBBA 1.4%
tariff revenue 1%

Source:CBO, committee for a responsible federal budget
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Dan McCrum @mccrum.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
TIL: In 1966, London experimented with £20 fines for jaywalkers but the police dropped the scheme after three months, complaining that it was "absolutely unworkable".
London is different from US cities. Much of its road layout predates the arrival of the car. Our roads are more chaotic, with the balance of power tipped a little less towards vehicles. Jaywalking is permitted in London. In 1966, the police tried to crack down on it, but gave up after three months. Our zebra crossings are far from machine-readable; they are designed for micro-conversations between drivers and pedestrians. In some parts of London, such as Exhibition Road in South Kensington, there are experiments in “shared space”, tearing up the old infrastructures that used to force buses, bikes and cars to stay in their lanes. This introduces uncertainty that slows down drivers but makes navigation harder for artificial intelligence.
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Dan McCrum @mccrum.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Mandelson knows a thing or two about that, with contacts at the reputation defence squad Schillings
Sunday March 6, 2011 mail exchange between Peter Mandelson and Epstein

Can we get shilling lawyers number asap, writes the pedophile.

Let me know when Schillings contacted, replies Mandelson
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Dan McCrum @mccrum.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Mother: “I can’t print from my iPad anymore”. Me: “You must be able to, let me try.” Minutes of fruitless experimentation and swearing later, I have to google it. A backward pointing arrow on an email is the symbol to find a hidden menu of options!
Print an email
1. Go to the mail app on your iPad
2. In the message tap [a fucking curved  backward pointing email symbol designed by morons] in the bottom right corner, then tap print.
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Dan McCrum @mccrum.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Reminded of this anecdote from that Guardian story about the many people involved in Look of the Year who faced sexual assault allegations www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020...
George Houraney, a businessman whose American Dream Calendar Girls beauty contest had been running in Las Vegas casinos since 1978, recalls encountering Epstein at Mar-a-Lago in January 1993. Houraney says that Trump asked him to organise a party that month with some of his pageant’s finalists, promising to invite heads of modelling agencies and prospective sponsors for his competition. “He had me fly in all these girls, and gave me a $30,000 budget for airfares and limos to pick them up at the airport,” he says. “The girls were all decked out, expecting to meet all these VIPs.” But after an hour at the party, Houraney says, there seemed to be only one other guest: Epstein. “I was like, ‘Donald, where are the guys? What’s going on here?’ And he said, ‘Well, this is it.’” Houraney says he realised “this is a Jeff Epstein party, basically”.
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Dan McCrum @mccrum.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
1 million to make a difference? There’s only 3 million privately held homes in London.
Presentation slide: in 2023 London had almost 3.8mn homes
Private sector 3mn
Social housing 426k
Local Authority 390k
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Dan McCrum @mccrum.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
I had a stab back in 2014
In the US the middle class has a blue-collar connotation, whereas in the UK it seems to refer to the rich but not quite richest section of society.

For instance, while both might be seen as middle class signifiers, the BBC’s Radio 4 claims a weekly audience of just under 11m, or about a fifth of the UK population, while a smaller segment of the latter (about 7 or 8 per cent) were educated at fee paying schools.

Taking the official ONS data, we might say that a broad middle section of the UK is the 4th through 7th deciles of households, so excluding the bottom and top 30 per cent. To be in that range is to have a gross household income somewhere between £20,000 and £40,000 – the average of the 4th decile was £21,676 in 2011/12, and for the 7th decile it was £38,763.
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Dan McCrum @mccrum.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
For more on the Cascadia Subduction zone, and the advice that everyone in the Northwest should plan to be self-sufficient for two weeks after any disaster, see here survivingcascadia.com/how-often-do...
Overall, 27 of the 41 intervals were less than 300 years in length. So when we tell ourselves the story of how often these earthquakes occur in the Pacific Northwest, it may be more accurate to say: *picture of time frequencies with us on the wrong side of the distribution.
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Dan McCrum @mccrum.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Unsolicited wick pic
Photo of a candle
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Dan McCrum @mccrum.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
A handy tool to have in your bag or car should you need to quickly and safely cut a line is a hooked box/strapping cutter. Just thought I'd flag it.
Picture of the Hook Knife Film/Tape/Strapping Cutter with keyring JF07631 available for 83 pence from euroffice
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Dan McCrum @mccrum.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Joel Pashcow, a real-estate executive and Mar-a-Lago Club member, offered a drawing of Epstein giving a lollipop to a group of young girls in 1983, juxtaposed with another drawing of Epstein in 2003 being fellated and massaged by another gaggle of women. The implication is that Epstein has groomed them from an early age. Paschow did not immediately respond to a request for comment. But his most startling contribution is a photo of him holding a novelty check bearing what appears to be a doctored or rendered version of Trump’s signature. The photo appears alongside a handwritten note suggesting Epstein sold him a “fully depreciated” woman for $22,500. The New York Times reports that the check was a stunt meant as a joke about a woman in her 20s who dated both Trump and Epstein. But this is remarkable enough that it bears repeating: Inside the 50th-birthday book for Jeffrey Epstein—a man charged with sex trafficking—is a photo of a massive, novelty size check, seeming to reference the sale of a human being from one powerful man to another. The man whose supposed signature is on the check is the current president of the United States.
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Dan McCrum @mccrum.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Regardless of who the dead were in this specific case, he added, history shows that a policy of using force against drug smugglers risks disasters based on faulty intelligence. For example, in a 2001 incident, the C.I.A. told the Peruvian government that a plane was smuggling drugs, and its air force shot it down, only to find out that it had instead killed American missionaries.
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Dan McCrum @mccrum.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Turns out "thanks for watching" is the YouTube version of the Enigma Machine's "Heil Hitler"
There's also a phenomenon called "overfitting" in AI models where information (in this case, text found in audio transcriptions) encountered more frequently in the training data is more likely to be reproduced in an output. In cases where Whisper encounters poor-quality audio in medical notes, the AI model will produce what its neural network predicts is the most likely output, even if it is incorrect. And the most likely output for any given YouTube video, since so many people say it, is "Thanks for watching."
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Dan McCrum @mccrum.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
This is bad
The research found that if carbon emissions continued to rise, 70% of the model runs led to collapse, while an intermediate level of emissions resulted in collapse in 37% of the models. Even in the case of low future emissions, an Amoc shutdown happened in 25% of the models.

Scientists have warned previously that Amoc collapse must be avoided “at all costs”. It would shift the tropical rainfall belt on which many millions of people rely to grow their food, plunge western Europe into extreme cold winters and summer droughts, and add 50cm to already rising sea levels.
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Dan McCrum @mccrum.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Trying, indeed. The Man United zero here makes me laugh every time.
Athletic chart of transfer fees spent and received. Man United's fees received is £0.0, versus £188.5mn at liverpool, £7,m at Arsenal, £227mn Chelsea...
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Dan McCrum @mccrum.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Judged purely by the number of times I've been surprised by people taking trips to Ilfracombe in recent years (which doesn't break the top ten nicest places in North Devon) I would guess there is an AirBnB oversupply www.ft.com/content/7c3f...

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	Properties on the market in Ilfracombe, North Devon, increased 86 per cent in the first half of this year compared with the first six months of 2021; Hayle, in Cornwall, was up 85 per cent, according to Hamptons.
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Dan McCrum @mccrum.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
There's some assumptions in this report that I'm not sure about. Here it's conflating a permanent change in the value of the asset, with the position of the rich person.
Take someone who owns a £100m company, now subject to a 2% wealth tax. If they expect an 8% return on their holdings, the wealth tax has reduced the value of the company by £25m (i.e. because their return from the £100m company, net of wealth tax, is the same as what their return would have been from a £75m company before the wealth tax).
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Dan McCrum @mccrum.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
The appropriate technical term is bullshit
Cohere’s Frosst warned that even the term hallucination was misleading. “It sounds too much like [the model] working the way a human brain works, and it does not,” he said. “It works in a completely different way.”
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Dan McCrum @mccrum.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
The intrinsic bullshit problem on.ft.com/4nWq8v3
Hallucinations are a very hard problem to fix because of the probabilistic nature of how these models work,” said Amr Awadallah, a former Google executive and founder of Vectara, a generative AI agent start-up. “You will never get them to not hallucinate.”
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Dan McCrum @mccrum.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Sadly doesn’t include this astonishing Madonna by Dali
Salvador Dali pointillist self portrait of an ear and the Madonna and child with astonishingly rendered notes on it that appear as if they could peel off
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Dan McCrum @mccrum.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Evergreen xkcd
xkcd panel. 
Lady holding microphone: They say they've fixed it with something called "blockchain"
Guy 1: AAAAAAA!!!
guy 2: Whatever they sold you, don't touch it.
Guy 1: Bury it in the desert.
Guy 2: wear gloves.
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Dan McCrum @mccrum.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
register, not subscribe
FT Alphaville is free, register to keep reading. Also shows an amusing picture of a rally monkey and a dead cat.
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Dan McCrum @mccrum.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
FT readers having fun in the comments
Comment reads: The only reason I like Brewdog is because it's made drinking 6%+ beers vaguely acceptable, whereas before they had the whiff of the park bench dweller about them.

All other traditional brands have had the voltage reduced to <5% which means they are not worth bothering with, other than for an extended session or as breakfast beers.
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Dan McCrum @mccrum.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
The suit alleges detainees are kept in unconstitutional conditions, prevented from meeting with legal representatives and that on one occasion a chemical agent was deployed against family members and lawyers at the notorious B-18 processing centre
When they returned to B-18 the next morning, attorneys identified a handwritten notice on the door of the family and attorney entrance at B-18 indicating that they would not permit any visits that day. Federal officers then deployed an unknown chemical agent against family members, attorneys, and representatives, including CHIRLA and ImmDef legal staff, who were peacefully requesting access to detained individuals. The chemical agent that federal agents sprayed caused everyone to cough and inflicted a burning sensation in the eyes, nose, and throat.
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Dan McCrum @mccrum.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
text: Additionally, more recently, Andrea Velez, a U.S. citizen, was being dropped off at work in downtown Los Angeles when federal agents grabbed her without explanation. Her mother, who witnessed the incident, described it as looking like “they’e kidnapping [her].” Witnesses said agents never asked Andrea for identification. No justification was provided. Her mother remarked, “the only thing wrong with her . . . was the color of her skin.”
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Dan McCrum @mccrum.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
quote from lawsuit: agents surrounded the man and prevented him from walking away before they knew who he was. There were several people at nearby residences who appeared Caucasian and were also working outside in their yards, but on information and belief, they were not questioned or detained.
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Dan McCrum @mccrum.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Cover of the book
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Dan McCrum @mccrum.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
From the 1981 Children’s Book of Questions and Answers
In Britain a billion is a million times a million, or 12 zeros. In France, America and most other countries a billion is only one thousand million, or nine zeros.
The French and American way of counting seems far more practical and being used more often in Britain.
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Dan McCrum @mccrum.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Vandalism is terrorism, in the view of this government
Screen grab: The definition of terrorism in section 1 of the Terrorism Act 2000 covers “serious damage to property” that is “designed to influence the government” and is “made for the purpose of advancing a political, religious, racial or ideological cause”. Because the definition includes serious damage that does not involve violence against any person, endanger life or create a risk to health or safety, Chamberlain observed that it was wider than the colloquial meaning of “terrorism”.

As the judge explained, it was not his job to say whether the government had acted wisely when using its proscription power in this case.
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Dan McCrum @mccrum.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
If only there was some other option
New Statesman magazine cover: JUST RAISE TAX!
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Dan McCrum @mccrum.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Slightly old numbers in ppp terms
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Dan McCrum @mccrum.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Strong recommend
Marks & Spencer Korean Chilli BBQ Slaw
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Dan McCrum @mccrum.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Hmmmm, who to believe?
Text: She said in a series of posts to X that the senator had “interrupted a live press conference without identifying himself or having his Senate security pin on as he lunged toward Secretary Noem”.

“Mr Padilla was told repeatedly to back away and did not comply with officers’ repeated commands,” McLaughlin said. “Secret Service thought he was an attacker and officers acted appropriately.”

Video footage showed Padilla interrupting the press conference and saying, “My name is Senator Alex Padilla, and I have questions for the secretary,” as he was pushed out of the room.

The FBI later issued a statement saying Padilla was removed by Secret Service agents “when he became disruptive while formal remarks were being delivered”. It said the agents were assisted by FBI police.
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Dan McCrum @mccrum.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
screengrab. text: The LA operations are also sparking safety concerns because of complications inherent in pairing military and domestic police officers, advocates say, since they are trained very differently and use different vocabulary to handle emergency situations. In one infamous episode during the 1992 Los Angeles riots – the last time the military were called out to restore order in southern California – a police officer on patrol turned to his marines counterparts and said “cover me”, meaning be ready with your weapon to make sure I stay safe.

To the marines, though, “cover me” meant open fire immediately, which they did, unloading more than 200 M16 rounds into a house where the police had a tip about a possible domestic abuser. By sheer luck, nobody was hurt.
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