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mcbzac

@mcbzac.bsky.social
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Formerly Lorax_Bodyspray Currently Tulane Assoc Prof Futurely Appreciator of Pelicans NBA Championship Also science… dna polymerases, mutagenesis, cancer

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mcbzac @mcbzac.bsky.social · 8h
They’re reading your posts!
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mcbzac @mcbzac.bsky.social · 8h
Tulsa letting Ms Jameson’s third grade recess football team call the plays
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mcbzac @mcbzac.bsky.social · 9h
Splash some red on there and they look like Surge
Surge soft drink can
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mcbzac @mcbzac.bsky.social · 14h
Just looked at the practice squad and took the best of what’s around.
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mcbzac @mcbzac.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Platoon player. Out of every four downs he only plays on the one.
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mcbzac @mcbzac.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Does the Committee have matching shirts? Cuz if not…
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mcbzac @mcbzac.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Dear ESPN, I will light $1 million dollars on fire for you. You’ll get the same number of viewers (none) and save $59 million that you can spend on Stephen A., idk, making light of mental illness and “apologizing” over and over again. Or something. Call me. Kthxbye.
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mcbzac @mcbzac.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hurricane sympathy outage
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mcbzac @mcbzac.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Next weekend weather looking even better!
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mcbzac @mcbzac.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mentally putting a $34million next to that Rotation-level SG spot and crying
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mcbzac @mcbzac.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is really awesome. But after checking it out as a Pels fan I want to go deaden the pain somehow…
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mcbzac @mcbzac.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Stunned that Bishop Davenport not involved for USA. He’s a beast. Is he hurt?
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mcbzac @mcbzac.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED
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mcbzac @mcbzac.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Omg Ark St qb just launching moonballs. And they’re being hauled in! FUNBELT!!!
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mcbzac @mcbzac.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
USA qb is 6/10 for 76 yards this feels like it should be impossible
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mcbzac @mcbzac.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Twister game
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mcbzac @mcbzac.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yeah that would be really interesting. I wonder if those ai models could be fed early Harvey or Dorian data to see how they would perform. And I think I saw that as good as it is, nhc official forecast is still tops for track and intensity forecast. Human expertise and oversight for the win!
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mcbzac @mcbzac.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Do you have any insight into why deepmind has performed so much better for Isaias and other storms than the physical models? It grabbed onto fast/strong track to FL early and stayed there. The euro and gfs were pretty set on a slower, shear-weakened storm heading to SE LA. Until they weren’t.
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mcbzac @mcbzac.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“Love her or hate her, when Eva Braun says she’s going to do something, she does it far better, and with more style, than you would expect.” Cool story, guys.
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mcbzac @mcbzac.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
sBiGckos committee
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mcbzac @mcbzac.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah, but it’s just Ball State. I’m sure attendance will pick up during home conference games against high profile opponents like…Rutgers and Illinois… 🫠
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mcbzac @mcbzac.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Incredible. They’re literally doing the Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence. Like for real.
Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence.
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mcbzac @mcbzac.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He’s got that “cop arrested for stalking and intimidating his ex” look down
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mcbzac @mcbzac.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Absolutely nailed Lanterns. 🫡
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mcbzac @mcbzac.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ryan Clark: speaks openly, honestly, and compassionately about mental health issues. Fired mid-shift by espn. Stephen a. smith: implies lance johnson is quitting on his team after announcing retirement to focus on mental health. Remains employed. All you really need to know about espn, really.
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mcbzac @mcbzac.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Starting guard Bill Bade
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mcbzac @mcbzac.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“One income families” cuz there simply aren’t enough jobs for the second parent.
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mcbzac @mcbzac.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just more sober assessments of the field from an unbiased journalist
HEALTH & WELLNESS
These Moms Are Done Being ‘Doormats’ for Their Estranged Children
Parents publicly blast their adult offspring for cutting them off, drawing tens of thousands of online followers.
By 
Elizabeth Bernstein
December 13, 2025
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mcbzac @mcbzac.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oof those 7-9 years… 🫩
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mcbzac @mcbzac.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And I was legit wearing the shirt today when I stumbled across the article!
SF Crosstown Trails shirt
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mcbzac @mcbzac.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bob is a Real One. We moved away years ago but visit family often. Hiked the Double Cross a few years ago and wanted to support by buying a shirt. Bird & Beckett had them and held for us til we came back in town. Bob heard about it, grabbed them, and mailed to us directly. Will hike Crosstown next!
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mcbzac @mcbzac.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
North Dakota state creeping up on the cfp
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mcbzac @mcbzac.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Omg. More like Wee-fense amirite?
Colorado Building Depth Through “Wefense”
August 11, 2026 | Football


By: Iseck Hurtado, Athletic Communications Associate
BOULDER – The Colorado football team has shown emphasis on special teams, with tight ends coach Josh Niblett viewing special teams as more than the third phase of the game. 

The Buffs have a different name for their special teams: "wefense."
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mcbzac @mcbzac.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
These 5pm street flooding alerts posted by the NWS at <checks phone clock> 7pm are pretty useful. If I time travel back to earlier this afternoon. And forget what happened already.
1 SE New Orleans [Orleans Co, LA] Emergency Mngr reports Flash Flood at 5:01 PM CDT -- Street flooding reported at Iberville St and Royal St in New Olreans via NOLA Streetwise.
at... at Sat, 03 Oct 2026 23:50:24 +0000 via IEMbot
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mcbzac @mcbzac.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Getting wrecked by a Joseph and a Caleb in their new home feels almost biblical
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mcbzac @mcbzac.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“The most accurate kicker in Penn State history doesn’t miss”
Baghdad Bob
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mcbzac @mcbzac.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The market for that hat
There are dozens of us! Dozens!
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mcbzac @mcbzac.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Upside down American flag being flown outside justice Alito’s house after Biden’s inauguration.
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mcbzac @mcbzac.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cast of Maximum Bob
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mcbzac @mcbzac.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Connected through my internet-enabled air fryer.
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mcbzac @mcbzac.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It also might be The Riddler branded coffee
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mcbzac @mcbzac.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Schrödinger’s coffee pod. It is both drinkable and undrinkable until observed.
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mcbzac @mcbzac.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
New coffee pod. Ominous.
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mcbzac @mcbzac.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ok now my dad’s feathers, wings, and beak are making a lot more sense
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mcbzac @mcbzac.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Left: Texas Roadhouse Right: Warren Buffet’s house Verdict: def Omaha
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mcbzac @mcbzac.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Government policy as tweet continues
Me sowing: haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Me reaping: well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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mcbzac @mcbzac.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He’s like Dumb Ozymandias from a Bizarro Watchmen. But not even original enough to come up with teleporting giant squids.
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mcbzac @mcbzac.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
youtu.be/2Xe4fwv5z18
youtu.be
Crazyhorse Mongoose
YouTube video by Galactic - Topic
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mcbzac @mcbzac.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Rex Ryan only ever bought one game. He was so disappointed he never played another one.
Happy Feet Nintendo game
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mcbzac @mcbzac.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bet those servers had super low testosterone levels! Not warfighting hard drives!!!
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