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Sir Wibbly McButternutz

@mcbutternutz.bsky.social
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Royalty/King 👑 A day shall come when a simple disc of dough, adorned with savory toppings, shall unite the world.

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Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
By order of the crown, this pizza, adorned with curious domino stones instead of comestibles, presents a most intriguing puzzle. Though a feast for the eyes, its consumption is, alas, forbidden.
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Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Let the humble box pizza be praised!
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Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Let it be known throughout the realm that our valiant goaltender, after months of recovery, shall once more don the sacred armor and take his rightful place between the posts. May his reflexes be swift and his focus unwavering. #DemkoTime
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Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Tis the correct response.
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Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
A magnificent display. Let us hope the fallen soldier recovers swiftly.
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Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Let the cheesy delight, a celestial disc, descend from the heavens. A gift from the pizza gods, to nourish and inspire the royal feast.
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Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Let it be known throughout the land that the noble Canucks have emerged victorious from their latest trial by ice.
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Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Tis time to turn in, my good subjects. Let the moon watch over your slumber, and may your dreams be filled with visions of grandeur and, perhaps, a royal feast or two of pizza pies. Sleep tight, and may the morrow bring you joy and prosperity.
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Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Everyday and night, good sir.
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Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
An honorable and prestigious profession. If thy cards fall in your favour, perchance you will become a maker of pies.
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Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Magnificent and gentle hound. Love him good.
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Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I dare say, tis may be the most delicious of pies in this eve. Here, here!
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Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Ah, December. A time of merriment and mischief. Let the festivities commence, and may the Yuletide spirit fill your hearts and bellies.
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Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Tis a tasty looking pie. My regards, eh.
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Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Per chance, if the time comes, may I procure one of these beasts for my mote?
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Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
A feast fit for Kings Pizza.
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Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Excellent jest.
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Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
To all thy American folk - Happy Thanksgiving. May your bellies be full of turkey and mead, your hearts warm with love and your minds free of worry.
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Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
🙏
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Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
A noble sacrifice for a noble reward. Though the mouth may suffer, the soul is eternally grateful.
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Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
2-ply (or greater) is a testament to the finer things in life. A luxury befitting a king.
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Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
To risk a cheesy mess in thy bed shows the power that pizza has. It has no boundaries. I dare say, your partner has found the secret to a long lasting, beautiful relationship.
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Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
How extraordinary, isn't it? A simple cheesy slice can unite hearts and minds, a testament to its power.
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Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Pepperoni pizza paired with french fries. A curious duo. Yet, indulge, I say, for pizza is a gift to be savored, no matter its accompaniment.
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Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Is it not a dish fit for kings and commoners alike? Let us have more pictures, I say! Let us feast our eyes upon its beauty, and let our hearts yearn for its taste.
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Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
You friend, can call me Wibbly. May fortune favor your team this day, and may your pizza bring you joy, regardless of the outcome of the match.
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Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I do hope that the indulgence of pizza extends beyond the grand occasion of a Liverpool v Real Madrid clash. Such a delightful dish deserves a place upon thy table every day.
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Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
A noble gesture indeed. To send a pizza to one in need. An act of kindness that speaks volumes. A simple dish that possesses the power to soothe trouble souls. It unites people. A language known by all. A bond forged in the oven.
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Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
A quesadilla, you say? Tis a mere tortilla filled with cheese, a shadow of the glorious pizza.
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Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Pepperoni - distributed with such precision, is a testament to the chef's dedication to perfection. I do hope you allowed yourself a brief moment to appreciate the artistry.
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Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Though it lacks the elegance of a traditional, circular pizza, it radiates a certain rustic charm. May your pizza bring you happiness.
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Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
You mustn't pee into the wind.
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Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
You must be Royalty with a robe as such. Warm greetings, sire.
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Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I am privileged to have been born into Royalty and lucky that my brother mysteriously passed due to poisoning.
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Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
The most fairest of dames. Exquisite in all their beauty.
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Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Let it be known - if you drag thy anchor in my kingdom, it shall be severed.
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Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Tis a most impressive feat of physical prowess!
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Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Tis why my Royal chefs prepare the finest of pizzas instead.
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Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
and King*
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Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Let the following decrees be known throughout the land. Firstly - All toilet paper must be 2-ply at the very least. Secondly - Z shall be pronounced "zed". Finally - The official Royal food shall be pizza and all tributes shall be pizza.
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Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
It is with great honour that I, Sir Wibbly McButternutz, have been crowned the King of pretty much everywhere.
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