Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Let the cheesy delight, a celestial disc, descend from the heavens. A gift from the pizza gods, to nourish and inspire the royal feast. 011
Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Let it be known throughout the land that the noble Canucks have emerged victorious from their latest trial by ice. 000
Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Tis time to turn in, my good subjects. Let the moon watch over your slumber, and may your dreams be filled with visions of grandeur and, perhaps, a royal feast or two of pizza pies. Sleep tight, and may the morrow bring you joy and prosperity. 021
Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Ah, December. A time of merriment and mischief. Let the festivities commence, and may the Yuletide spirit fill your hearts and bellies. 000
Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 28/11/2024To all thy American folk - Happy Thanksgiving. May your bellies be full of turkey and mead, your hearts warm with love and your minds free of worry. 000
Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 28/11/20242-ply (or greater) is a testament to the finer things in life. A luxury befitting a king. 000
Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Let the following decrees be known throughout the land. Firstly - All toilet paper must be 2-ply at the very least. Secondly - Z shall be pronounced "zed". Finally - The official Royal food shall be pizza and all tributes shall be pizza. 010
Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 27/11/2024It is with great honour that I, Sir Wibbly McButternutz, have been crowned the King of pretty much everywhere. 010