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Sir Wibbly McButternutz

@mcbutternutz.bsky.social
17 followers 9 following 41 posts

Royalty/King 👑 A day shall come when a simple disc of dough, adorned with savory toppings, shall unite the world.

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Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Let the cheesy delight, a celestial disc, descend from the heavens. A gift from the pizza gods, to nourish and inspire the royal feast.
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Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Let it be known throughout the land that the noble Canucks have emerged victorious from their latest trial by ice.
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Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Tis time to turn in, my good subjects. Let the moon watch over your slumber, and may your dreams be filled with visions of grandeur and, perhaps, a royal feast or two of pizza pies. Sleep tight, and may the morrow bring you joy and prosperity.
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Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Ah, December. A time of merriment and mischief. Let the festivities commence, and may the Yuletide spirit fill your hearts and bellies.
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Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
A feast fit for Kings Pizza.
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Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
To all thy American folk - Happy Thanksgiving. May your bellies be full of turkey and mead, your hearts warm with love and your minds free of worry.
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Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
2-ply (or greater) is a testament to the finer things in life. A luxury befitting a king.
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Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
You mustn't pee into the wind.
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Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Let the following decrees be known throughout the land. Firstly - All toilet paper must be 2-ply at the very least. Secondly - Z shall be pronounced "zed". Finally - The official Royal food shall be pizza and all tributes shall be pizza.
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Sir Wibbly McButternutz @mcbutternutz.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
It is with great honour that I, Sir Wibbly McButternutz, have been crowned the King of pretty much everywhere.
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