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Lennie Brisco County Jr

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Lennie Brisco County Jr @mburchett.bsky.social · 2h
This and that Washington Post article yesterday have made me want to grab someone by the collar and scream “No Shit!” at them until they finally feel shame.
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 3h
disproving the long held theory that we love this shit
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Corvallis Foodie @corvallisfood.bsky.social · 2h
Listening to Think Out Loud re the recent surge in ICE activity in Oregon. Can confirm it has hit my community directly. Fuck ICE
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dr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 4h
I'm actually crying, this is an incredible bit. minesweeper.mikelacher.com
minesweeper.mikelacher.com
Triple-A Minesweeper
Sweep to survive in the action-packed, AAA reboot of the classic puzzle game.
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Lennie Brisco County Jr @mburchett.bsky.social · 2h
If you’re feeling handy or know someone that is and their willing to help, you can save a ton of money by getting the JC Penny blinds and trimming yourself with a miter saw. Saved me upwards of 1k.
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Lennie Brisco County Jr @mburchett.bsky.social · 4h
BDSM Dugot implies there’s a BDSM Bullpen and know I’m imagining Jim Leyland with a burner in his mouth making the sign for the Relief Domme.
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Airplane! (1980) @airplane1980.bsky.social · 5h
I just wanna tell you both, good luck. We're all counting on you.
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Lennie Brisco County Jr @mburchett.bsky.social · 8h
Ah shit you’re right
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Lennie Brisco County Jr @mburchett.bsky.social · 20h
It’s a riddle. Quick, what’s the Elvish word for Big Ol’ Titties?
Ian MacKean as Gandalf saying “Mellons”
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Lennie Brisco County Jr @mburchett.bsky.social · 20h
In a way, I respect their commitment to not doing any work and doing anything they can in order to make sure they don’t have to do any work. But if that’s what they really want, can’t they just go be a middle manager somewhere?
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Lennie Brisco County Jr @mburchett.bsky.social · 21h
Ya know @actblueorg.bsky.social I don’t think Bill Gates is a great brand to latch on to right now.
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 23h
This is without a doubt one of the most important supreme court races in the country? Why? It's one of the only ones this year that could change the overall ideological majority on a court. Why else? This court has been super important for voting rights. Context: boltsmag.org/your-state-b...
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Lennie Brisco County Jr @mburchett.bsky.social · 23h
I was reading this on a very bouncy bus ride and assumed you were talking about Meryl Streep and it still made perfect sense.
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Lennie Brisco County Jr @mburchett.bsky.social · 23h
I think about the Truck Drivers going to see “Ultimate Force” and it being a Stephen Hawking lecture all the time.
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Lennie Brisco County Jr @mburchett.bsky.social · 23h
Oh fuck entirely off you absolute fuckheads.
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
But this is the bit I left in. I am perched atop this particular hill like a hyena with binoculars (just go with it) waiting for these Heritage Foundation dummies to get disappeared by one of the NFL's many, many paramilitary hit squads:
There’s at least one good-sized meteor already in motion and headed this way, in the form of the malignant cabal of monied interests and ultraconservative religious fanatics coming for Title IX. 

(Everybody knows they’re coming for Title IX, right? Everybody is crystal-clear that this pernicious campaign to run trans women out of sports is being staged in part as a stepping stone to dismantling entire sports leagues for women and girls? We all get that, right? You don’t even have to take my word for it: They’ll happily tell you themselves.)

One early front in whatever we call this next war will feature that cascading wave of sick fucks crashing headlong into the emergence of flag football, which is currently enjoying a meteoric rise in both popularity and investment. Putting a marker down now: The Heritage Foundation’s overstuffed cabinet of freaks will not win that fight, because betting on that outcome requires that you also bet against the NFL, and I can think of better ways to light money on fire. I wouldn’t waste an airplane bottle of Dasani water to extinguish a pomade fire on Roger Goodell’s head, but I am VERY much going to enjoy watching him mail pieces of these people to their next of kin. Nothing in the previous sentence is a metaphor.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is as clearly as I've seen this spelled out. If the PCSA smelled off to you but you didn't know quite why, this interview offers very lucid proof that you were correct. defector.com/an-antitrust...
What you're saying is, the antitrust exemptions in the NBA, MLB, NFL, etc. are allowed as a result of the collective bargaining process, whereas the PCSA seeks a similar exemption by circumventing the collective bargaining process. Is that correct?

Generally, yes. When we talk specifically about labor markets, all of the restraints that we see in labor markets of our professional sports leagues—the salary cap, the draft, the limits on player movement, every single one of them—to the extent that they're exempt from antitrust law, are the products of good-faith collective bargaining between the management group and the players group, and exist in a collective bargaining agreement that was reached through good-faith bargaining.

What is being proposed with the Protect College Sports Act is to establish the exact same types of labor restraints, specifically a salary cap, specifically a number of years of eligibility to compete in college sports, and specifically limits on transfers, but not to do so in collective bargaining where there are representatives in the room, on behalf of employer and employee, but rather through a legislative bill, which seems to be negotiated by a number of different constituent groups, none of which is a representative of the players in any meaningful sense, and absolutely none of which have been chosen and selected by the players as a union representative.
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Lennie Brisco County Jr @mburchett.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“You’ve got to get your own shirt untucked before you can make sense of anyone else’s”
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Lennie Brisco County Jr @mburchett.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Every shirt is a mess. But no one sees it.”
Robert DeNiro as Travis Bickle in Taxi Driver. Wearing a faded army jacket, blue jeans and big belt buckle. Leaning up against a taxi cab
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Lennie Brisco County Jr @mburchett.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Can the podcasters recommend a shirt designed to be untucked? Or a better way to wipe?
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Lennie Brisco County Jr @mburchett.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hi. I’m a small to medium business manager that needs to connect payroll and accounting. I’m also a gambling addict, need to manscape, have trouble eating dinner and finding a tee shirt that fits. Can anyone recommend a podcast?
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Lennie Brisco County Jr @mburchett.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Trying to remember, are you in the US?
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Lennie Brisco County Jr @mburchett.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Luckily, I think after so many other examples, JD Vance is finally the one letting Americans see people with Ivy League degrees are dumb as shit.
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Lennie Brisco County Jr @mburchett.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Travis Demers was in a Pop Punk band in college. Which means one thing. We need him to cover the Birthday Song.
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Blevins Country, Nurkic Road @shoozumoops.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Lennie Brisco County Jr @mburchett.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah. It’s happening on the broadcast.
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Lennie Brisco County Jr @mburchett.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m not high on the actual Blazers basketball this season. Going in to the season with too many questions is never a good sign. But I do think this could be one of the most momentous seasons in Blazers history.
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Lennie Brisco County Jr @mburchett.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yes I know @trailblazers.bsky.social won’t see this. Another disappointing decision by this org.
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Lennie Brisco County Jr @mburchett.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Travis deserves it and the @trailblazers.bsky.social should quit screwing around and just hire him.
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Lennie Brisco County Jr @mburchett.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Duuude. Bonner’s rim out. That’s excruciating.
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Lennie Brisco County Jr @mburchett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hmm Rudie Can’t Fail Born To Run Ms. Jackson Root Down Doo Wop (That Thing) Sir Duke One Way Out
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Lennie Brisco County Jr @mburchett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hmmm. Gathering rare specimens, pushing them through major physical changes and then forcing them into combat for your own pleasure? Yeah. I could see a college football coach getting into Pokemon.
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Lennie Brisco County Jr @mburchett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’ve got a hard drive from college somewhere where I cut all 3 movies in to one seamless movie. This was hard. Not technically. But because I had to cut out my long standing crush, Bridget Fonda.
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Lennie Brisco County Jr @mburchett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We need to figure how to necromance Robert Evans.
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Lennie Brisco County Jr @mburchett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
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Evil Dead: Cabin in the Woods
Alt: The Ram-O-Cam POV shot of the evil spirit bursting through the camera to find Bruce Campbell. He screams as the camera gets right up to his face and cuts to black.
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Lennie Brisco County Jr @mburchett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Extremely Jealous you got to see that
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end
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Lennie Brisco County Jr @mburchett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Weird soundtrack for a pretty bad movie. But Phil Hartman watching History Channel, eating Popcorn, and casually saying “I think World Was Two is my favorite war” has sat with me for nearly 30 years.
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Lennie Brisco County Jr @mburchett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Deciding that players should not get paid because Boosters are assholes to Coaches who suck is so stupid only a Coach could come up with it.
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Lennie Brisco County Jr @mburchett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just need a couple of stops here.
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Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Livvy rizzed up Baby Gronk”
Screenshot of People Magazine featuring a picture of Queen Elizabeth smiling in a matching dress and hat and the headline:

Queen Elizabeth’s Final Diary Entry Contained Only Five Words
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Lennie Brisco County Jr @mburchett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pablo Torre’s episode on Riley Gaines illustrates this perfectly.
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Lennie Brisco County Jr @mburchett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There was an NBA player named Evan Fournier and the rule was “Dear God do not Google Fournier” because there’s a condition with the same name. I’m calling this Pumpkin ‘Fournier.’
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Lennie Brisco County Jr @mburchett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And they can’t use the Radio caller because they shuttered it and gave it to iHeart so he doesn’t even work for the team anymore.
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Lennie Brisco County Jr @mburchett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The big thing was is they were in this position because they effectively fired Kevin Calabro, one of the absolute best play-by-play callers in the world, because they wanted to save money. Now we’re about 24 hours from the first broadcast with no Play-By-Play announcer.
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Lennie Brisco County Jr @mburchett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I once drove from London to the southern coast and it was one of the exhausting and stressful things I’ve ever done. We were on our honeymoon and when we got to our destination I told my wife “I love and this will be a great trip, but please do not talk to me for the next couple of hours.”
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Lennie Brisco County Jr @mburchett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Charlie Booker should do a tech paranoia thriller with Tim Robinson and Diana Morgan.
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Lennie Brisco County Jr @mburchett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
YouTube is the new Prestige Zone
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Lennie Brisco County Jr @mburchett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
On three occasions now, a coworker and I have tried to talk people out of summiting Hood because AI told them they could. And it’s getting insanely bad in the Alps.
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Lennie Brisco County Jr @mburchett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think the underlying truth is people that think they can change are friends with them and are unwilling to sever ties no matter how many people around them they harm.
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