Sam 🔞 @mbshepherd.bsky.social · 10hMy season 2 DVD finally arrived, and my dumbass never noticed they both came with a card and poster. (I know. I haven't opened the season 1 box until now.) So my dumb ass didn't even notice I had the cracked ice season 1 card until now. Also quick pic of both cause why not. 020
Reposted by Sam 🔞Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 11hYOU - Johnny Law is about to tear it up. Sad-style. 06328
Reposted by Sam 🔞Grimcxlt @grimcxlt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Someone come pick him up 🥺 #lucifermorningstar #luciferfanart 3477138
Sam 🔞 @mbshepherd.bsky.social · 10hBegging package delivery services to stop marking packages as "Delivered" if they were just dropped off at USPS for the last bit. Got my Rainmaker plushie delivered notification and now I have to wait an entire weekend to determine if there was an issue or not. 120
Sam 🔞 @mbshepherd.bsky.social · 12hSpeaking of gun safety, I don't trust this fucking thing for a single second. There is no way that grip is secure. He's gonna drop it and it's gonna cause a problem. 080
Sam 🔞 @mbshepherd.bsky.social · 12hThose cannons are so wide bro could probably squeeze in there and use himself as the cannonball. 020
Sam 🔞 @mbshepherd.bsky.social · 12hSo do cannons have basically the same safety rules as guns? Asking for a friend. The friend is Abel. 1143
Sam 🔞 @mbshepherd.bsky.social · 12hWhen you're about to sail straight into a huge rock because you can't see because your captain keeps standing on the bow firing his holy Fallout tesla cannon into the horizon at nothing just to feel something in his sad little life so it's too bright to see. 041
Sam 🔞 @mbshepherd.bsky.social · 13hEvery now and then something largely innocuous comes up that ends up giving me the feeling that I'm gonna need to sharpen my proverbial knifes because I'm tired of giving certain people grace or understanding they aren't willing to give themselves just because that person is well liked. 020
Reposted by Sam 🔞beeb @beebfz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026needy streamer overlord help i haven’t made a finished piece in months #monsterprom #monstercon #zoemonsterprom #needystreameroverload #needygirloverdose 2169
Reposted by Sam 🔞📻🍎Jo💼🍄⎊⍟💙💜 @ovid69.bsky.social · 15hOh, don't do that to your chef, he is quite a petty person, Captain Morningstar.😏 #radioapple 18795265
Reposted by Sam 🔞🚫 nugget_witch 💫 comms open! 🐇💞 @nugget-witch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Happy International Lesbian Day! 👭💖 have some uncensored yuri ~ #funnybunny #yuri #genitalcircus #transfemjax #pomni 325455
Reposted by Sam 🔞🔞 bitbones @bitbones.bsky.social · 08/10/2026What would sinner lute look like 🤔 doodlin 614054
Reposted by Sam 🔞🔞 bitbones @bitbones.bsky.social · 08/10/2026He never got his hot new angel slut :( 917138
Reposted by Sam 🔞Twiggie THE ROACH 🔞 @twiggietime.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I like the idea of them being friends lol #undertale #mettaton #frisk 79836
Sam 🔞 @mbshepherd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Better late than never but I've officially made plans to go to GalaxyCon STL on the 23rd 230
Sam 🔞 @mbshepherd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I randomly found this in my drafts and now you all get to be burdened with it 020
Sam 🔞 @mbshepherd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Youtube prank video where a guy cock vores one of his buddies 230
Reposted by Sam 🔞BeyondTheScene (DTIYS Ends Oct. 21st) @beyondthescene613.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Hellfire 😈🔥 #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelLucifer #Lucifer 311305414
Sam 🔞 @mbshepherd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Velvette teaching Alastor how to actually respect women but he doesn't quite get it. 020
Sam 🔞 @mbshepherd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Big accounts will post all their dogshit hate spewing on Twitter the way republican politicians go to random social media sites you've never heard of to be racist. 010
Reposted by Sam 🔞Twiggie THE ROACH 🔞 @twiggietime.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I wanted to do Muffet for "Suspension" for #kinktober but I kinda lost steam halfway through. Maybe I'll come back to this later (but probably not lol) 🤷♀️🕷🕸 #undertail 811823
Sam 🔞 @mbshepherd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I would 100% go the route of Pentious in Hell if I could and you all would too. 160
Reposted by Sam 🔞AyVee Productions' Tortured Showgirl era @avsclub03.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I KNEW IT. 0171
Reposted by Sam 🔞AyVee Productions' Tortured Showgirl era @avsclub03.bsky.social · 06/10/2026This is lowkey what i think is so cool about the hell Viv sees Put a decent person in hell and tell them there's no longer any consequences to their actions Next thing you know you become a literal terrorist and come closer to lose your humanity 47924
Reposted by Sam 🔞Twiggie THE ROACH 🔞 @twiggietime.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Vox, balls deep in his male lover's ass: At least I'm only, like, half gay. At least I'm not, like, all the way gay. I'm not full gay. 616627