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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 18m

Gaydies and Gentlethems, this is the woman that just over the weekend several press outlets were bigging up as a political heavyweight ready to re-emerge as serious competition to Farage and Burnham

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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 24m

He could definitely join a throuple with Bow's dads from She-Ra and the Princesses of Power

Two cartoon men hold each others' hands. One has shoulder length locs and glasses. The other has short hair and a mustache

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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 5h

In fairness you could be the drag king, Jugh Hackman

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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 6h

My Roman Empire is the story conceit from Final Fantasy Type-0. To wage an eternal war, when someone dies they are forgotten by everyone who knows them. They're aware the person died but feel no emotional connection to them because their memories are rewritten without that person in them. Brutal.

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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The irony of complaining of transphobes being hounded out of their jobs when Beth Upton had to move 10,000 miles away and they're still harassing her

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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Could this not fall foul of some sort of medical ethics as 23 is already in the 'healthy' BMI range even ignoring how problematic BMI use can be?

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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

It really is pathological how they won't settle for gleefully doing the damage but also insist we like them and respect them as well

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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

With Labour going all in on AI tech, which has drastically reduced the number of entry level work positions, how are they going to help neets find employment? There's already a scarcity of jobs so adding more jobseekers to the market isn't without problems

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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

They also specifically used women and children in African countries, where it was mined, to pull apart the fibres. This was because they had smaller hands to manipulate the fibres apart knowing it would likely kill them. The last commercial mine in South Africa didn't fully close until 2002

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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

'Unjessicabielievable!' - Jessica Biel in BoJack Horseman

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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Gail, have you ever watched the Paranoia Agent anime by Satoshi Kon (Perfect Blue, Paprika)? I think you'd enjoy it if you have a bloodlust for cute mascots

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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I like his ending romance the best. Just a cute peaceful life together.

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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Bullitt car chase and the car scene in Children of Men Children of Men might edge it simply because the making of feature about how they did it is so fascinating

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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Hello Kitty is a little girl from London...why do you want to beat up little British girls?

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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

You can also romance Halsin, he's body swapped and goes missing and then sleep with Mizora without consequence, rescue Halsin and continue your relationship

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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Even the 150% increase puts them £200 less a year than my local council. The real scandal is why it was ever so heavily subsidised in the first place. Talk about a postcode lottery

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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It really is the 'no fats, no fems, no asians' of 2026

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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The economy is not trickle down it's slurp up. All the CEOs stick their straw into the juice box populace and suck everything up until the juice box is empty and misshapen

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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Senua's Sacrifice sausage would be pretty horrifying and boggy

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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Thumb war, winner stays on Improv game where you tell a story one word at a time

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Farrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Zack Polanski praises the RNLI volunteers 👏 "From The Green Party, we want to say to the RNLI, you are the very best of us, thank you"

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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Everyone must be young, sexy, and thin/fit

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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

One of my go to cake recipes is carrot cake with maple butter icing. It just feels decadent

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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The RDJ casting was just for marketing but it's actually a gender swapped Viktoria Von Doom running things

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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Honestly, your average Grindr profile circa 2015

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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

We all know your in the pockets of Big Edelgard

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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

He already did an extremely awkward video interview with The Economist. That's probably why the government want the subscription to feel closer to Musk

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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I initially forgot it and saw it on someone else's list! The problem I always have with these things is my terrible memory 😅

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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Peeping Tom The Duke of Burgundy Under The Skin Brazil Paddington 2

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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Same here and I'm only marginally older than 15... just a couple of decades older

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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I ordered an old fashioned, or as they call it, a fashioned.

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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Okay Control Resonant, you've finally won my over by choosing one of my favourite songs from the 90s as the music for your latest trailer...

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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Nothing says I'm totally not a problematic person like a faq section on your website dedicated to countering all the terrible opinions you have

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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Btw, this is what you get when you vote in transphobic Dems. They don't improve over time or are secretly waiting to support trans people once elected

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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

OMG, the JK Rowling FAQ is real? This is hilarious

Part of the FAQ section on JK Rowling's website:

1. Is J.K. Rowling transphobic?

2. Has J.K. Rowling been cancelled?

3. Does J.K. Rowling have cancer?

4. Is Beira's Place anti-rights as highlighted in the recent Amnesty International report?

5. Is J.K. Rowling homophobic?

6. Why was J.K. Rowling in the Epstein files?

7. Does J.K. Rowling have mold in her house?

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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The BBC slowly turning into David Irving...

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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Surely everyone knows it stands for ultra sexy bitches? And GIFs is even more well known: gays into fisting It's not rocket science

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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I wonder if we're so obsessed with things like fat bear week and round animals etc because the human body types it's acceptable to admire are so narrow?

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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Have you had pickled red onions in a burrito? Delicious

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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The framing of some people's arguments on here at the moment is manipulative and false...and those are just the ones I agree with. But it's very hard to argue online that I agree with the premise but your reasoning is false and manipulative without being shouted down as a liberal/centrist

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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I didn't know he was 20. I don't want to sound like I'm defending him at all but it does make you wonder how many things had to go wrong for that to be who you are by 20

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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I'm currently watching Parks and Recreations for the first time

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