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Matthew Beswick (they/them)

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Writer, director, actor...but finance officer is the one that pays the bills. They/Them

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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think The Cell should get an honourable mention
Still from The Cell. J-Lo sits on a lower step as Vincent D'Onofrio looms behind her bare chested with a huge purple cape hooked to his skin, spreading out like wings behind him
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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He could definitely join a throuple with Bow's dads from She-Ra and the Princesses of Power
Two cartoon men hold each others' hands. One has shoulder length locs and glasses. The other has short hair and a mustache
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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My favourite film
Poster of In The Mood For Love written in gold on a red background. A man lays with his head in a woman's lap. He also holds her ankle with one hand. He wears a grey suit. She wears a red cheongsam dress and is sitting on the floor, reclined. Her hands rest on the man's shoulder and back. She looks at the camera with an ambiguous expression
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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
OMG, the JK Rowling FAQ is real? This is hilarious
Part of the FAQ section on JK Rowling's website:

1. Is J.K. Rowling transphobic?

2. Has J.K. Rowling been cancelled?

3. Does J.K. Rowling have cancer?

4. Is Beira's Place anti-rights as highlighted in the recent Amnesty International report?

5. Is J.K. Rowling homophobic?

6. Why was J.K. Rowling in the Epstein files?

7. Does J.K. Rowling have mold in her house?
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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is a dance off. If you see this, post a dance!
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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
No that's a diverse performer!
Entertainment Weekly FB post announcing the two new SNL cast members but calling them both Grace Reiter
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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Tech bros once again watching a warning against something (Black Mirror's Nosedive) and deciding to recreate it in the real world
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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My pet doubles as a croissant so a double win!
A Japanese Akita laying down looking over her shoulder creating a curved, croissant shape
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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A job guaranteed to drive you insane
'Explainng the scenarios each time has become quite difficult' - square enix hired a lore master to keep the kingdom hearts plot cohesive
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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
International dog day, is it?
A Japanese Akita on an elevated dog bed with flowering curtains behind her
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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
You think you can distract me so easily with...ooooh, kitty!
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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The Very Best of Nina Simone. I also really love the artwork
Album cover of 'The Very Best of Nina Simone'. A painted yellow background with a orange, segmented sun. A woman in black silhouette with an up do and a black silhouette piano. Along the bottom are a row of piano keys
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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
A good week
X2 - 5 stars
The Lady Vanishes - 3.5 stars
Seven Samurai - 5 stars
Departures - 5 stars
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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Everyone in this family is crazy but the dog is chill as fuck
The outside of a house a man and woman argue but the black dog remains asleep outside it's dog house
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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Definitely fighting the stereotype that Italian food is all delicious pastas because what is this gruel?
A man serving a stodgy looking grey-green dish from a pan
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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I've never seen a man so totally in love with smoking
A thin, middle aged man smoking
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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Tonight's/this morning's Criterion film is Amarcord. Colourful characters in Mussolini's Italy
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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
You can't tell me shit today ❤️
Bluesky notification: Gail Simone followed you back
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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Drop a 10/10 90s movie
DVD cover for The Truman Show. A man (Jim Carrey) is asleep on a massive film billboard. It says 'live' above his head and 'day 10,909' below him. The tagline for the movie is 'On the air. Unaware.'
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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Liked by...oh no!
OP post of the pig and pigeon liked by The Big Bad Wolf
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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Liked by...oh no!
A post of a picture of a wild pig in the snow next to its 'pigloo' home. Below the post it has been like by 'The Big Bad Wolf'
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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Finally a worthy successor to Lana Parrilla's Evil Queen has arrived
Queen Rhaenyra Targaryen in Season 3 episode 8 of HotDLana Parrilla as Regina/The Evil Queen in Once Upon a Time
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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I fear, like personality tests, this would change each time I did it
Criterion picks by me:

In The Mood For Love 
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Brazil
Anatomy Of A Fall
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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Might be a controversial week... #lastfourwatched #letterboxd
Disclosure Day - 2.5 stars
Avatar Aang - 4 stars
Supergirl - 2.5 stars
Mortal Kombat 2 - 2.5 stars
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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Seeing the chilling assassin from Utopia playing the middle-aged son of Sue Johnston's lead in Ann Droid is causing me such cognitive dissonance
Assassin and torturer from Utopia portrayed by Paul Ready. He is a clean shaven man with a pompadour hair style and a lurid yellow suitMichael in Ann Droid portrayed by Paul Ready. He is a sad looking man with messy hair, a thick moustache and stubble. He wears a jean jacket
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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
It was a simpler time (Comic by @adamtots.bsky.social )
Adamtots comic. JK Rowling is furiously tweeting more insane tweets about HP as the police surround her and ask her to give herself in
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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Akira's new favourite song is Brutal Love by Lestat/Sam Reid. I play a song on repeat sometimes as I work and usually Akira gets as far as way as possible but she has been sparko all day listening to Brutal Love. She loves to bite things and has questionable morals so they have a lot in common
A sleeping 'red' Japanese Akita listening to Sam Reid singing 'Brutal Love' and dreaming about Loustat
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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Milestone reached
Word count on a document showing 121 pages and 40,095 words
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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Tilda Swinton in The Deep End One of my favourite films about longing/yearning
DVD cover for The Deep End starring Tilda Swinton and Goran Visjnic. Tagline 'How far would you go to protect your family?' 

Image is Tilda Swinton's face lit blue, half in shadow and a full length of a shadowy male figure running holding a fire poker.

Review quote: one of the most unexpected crime thrillers of the year - Uncut
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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Okay, picture it: Me out on the town with HIM from Powerpuff Girls and Glory from Buffy in matching red outfits causing havoc and kissing boys.
HIM from Powerpuff Girls sat on a sofaGlory from Buffy sat on an armchair
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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I do love this outfit Zendaya is wearing for one of The Odyssey premieres but I do also think it looks like yassified Pyramid Head
Zendaya in a white dress with huge sleeves and a gold head piece that is pointed/triangular and covers half her face
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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
posting a random gif from one of my favorite tv shows
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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
'Some in the UK' Impossible to identify who without confronting the inconsistencies of your position
Spider-man pointing meme. Three Spider-men labelled 'Labour', 'GCs', and 'UK Journalists' all pointing at each other
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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Me in the garden now it's 22C in the morning
Infamous Nicole Kidman Photoshoot of her looking relieved after her divorce from Tom Cruise
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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Bliss
Infamous Nicole Kidman photoshoot post divorce from Tom Cruise
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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
It really doesn't take much knowledge of the situation to know you're exactly right
The actual tipping point was gays getting marriage so bigots assumed going after gays directly was fruitless and instead decided to go after trans people more aggressively and cause a divide within the LGBTQ community and weaken everyone to later go after gay rights again
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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I'll likely be blocked so my comment here: A journalist supporting Saudi owned enterprises is very turkeys voting for Christmas whatever semantics you use to separate the event and the owners. I'm really surprised this is Kotaku's position now you're allegedly not in thrall to corporate interests
Reposted by Carolyn Petit

Ash Parrish, Kota... @ada.... 13m

the people who own Evo suck the community tho, that shit is still 100% pure octane gas. That's why I watch Evo, why i still love tuning in

K Kotaku @kotaku.com 2h Ownership has changed and attendance numbers are down, but the spirit of the fighting game *community* is always hype
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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Does anyone else feel like the outfit of the hooded figure in the Spider-Man Brand New Day trailer is more Rogue coded than Jean Grey? It's possible Rogue absorbed a telepath's powers. Rogue also fits better as a villain in the context of the story in the trailer
Hooded and masked figure from Spider-Man Brand New Day trailer
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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Cass just openly advocating for conversion therapy here:
"It may be that if they were prescribed puberty blockers instead, that would give more time for the therapist to work with them and perhaps come to a different solution than a long-term life on medication."
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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
This is the headline in my head...
In practical terms, this means extreme weather can damage critical infrastructure, cause irreversible losses, cost billions, and lead to thousands of excess deaths.
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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
'No, you don't understand, Starmer being terrible in 30 different ways is better, actually!' 🤡
Clown meme where each statement is next to someone putting on clown make-up, hair, and nose:

Starmer was good

People say there was 'just one thing' he did wrong

But I got given 30 different reasons

Being terrible in 30 different ways proves he was good
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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Hmm... what could the difference be?
Family guy meme of colour palette of skin tones to suggest criminality. Peter Griffin is knife crime. White skin tones are 'not newsworthy' brown skin tones  are 'front page news'
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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Is this the new lower dating age test?
Test results from online quiz

Mental age: 26

'Grow up? Who do you think you are?'
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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Name a TV show you're positive no-one remembers but you.
Meadowlands TV show (the US name for Cape WrathCape Wraith TV show (the British name for Meadowlands) - starring Tom Hardy, Neil Morrissey, Felicity Jones, and Harry Treadaway
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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Allison Bailey saying this about children's breasts and then doubling down...
Allison Bailey

@BluskyeAllison

Follow

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1/ Over the past few days, I have beens subjected to a vicious & co-ordinated campaign of vile abuse & harrassment by trans rights activists.

They seized on single sentence from my speech: "Girls are having breasts removed that have never known a lover's caress".
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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it):
A Japanese Akita sat under a dining room table with her head pressed against it so her ears look like elf ears.
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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I, too, have a sausage detector
A Japanese Akita lying down with her cheeks resting on her paws
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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I follow UK politics and I have no idea who Jarvis is...might as well be Jarvis Cocker. UK politics is cooked
Jarvis says Labour must 'meet the moment' on defence spending

Politics 14min
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Matthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Origami: - It's cheap (I started by squaring printing paper) - YouTube has loads of videos that are easy to follow - it's good for mindfulness - you now have little gifts to give to friends and family or to decorate with - it's as simple or as complex as you want
An origami owlVarious origami animals An origami Yoda
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