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Martin Bothma

@mb01.bsky.social
418 followers 738 following 230 posts

Alter ego. Irreligious, pro science, anti bullshit. Likely to swear and follow nsfw accounts. By far one of the people in South Africa, and a constant delight. Soms in Afrikaans ook. 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐶✈️🎓💊🌽🥸

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Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Claude says not to do it 😏
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Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
It absolutely is.
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Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Waatlemoen, avokadopeer, turksvy.
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Kdog88 @kdog88.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
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Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Still here.
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Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Oh no!
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Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
It’s not a fcking dinning room
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Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Imagine if every kernel popped at the exact same moment
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Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Hoe melk jy ‘n kokkerot? Hulle het nie eers tiete nie.
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Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Very few people are doing my bidding and I’m sick of it
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Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
player.additem 0000000f 10000000
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Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
5. Hoping to die
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Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
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Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
I’m about to be rich. Inventing a kleenex that doesn’t disintegrate and cover your hands and face in snot on first impact. $$
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Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Wikkel daai tieties
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Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
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Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Jy weet fokkol, Johan Sneeu
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Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
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Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Ek onthou skielik dat iemand ‘n ruk terug na die sogenaamde gay mafia verwys het as die tollieban.
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Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
React videos must fall ✊🏼
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Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
This is you all
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Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
It feels so good to downvote a snotty comment on Reddit.
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Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
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a man in a straight jacket is sitting in a room .
ALT: a man in a straight jacket is sitting in a room .
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/03/2025
Immigrant Criticizes Swimsuit Competition Portion Of U.S. Citizenship Test When Steven Gimenez and his family immigrated from Argentina in 2003, he never imagined it would take him until now to look good enough in a Speedo to pass the U.S. citizenship test. And he is not alone.
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Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Perfection
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Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
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Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Wankypanky
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Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Vandag ry almal weer soos poese.
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Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Everybody needs to make a collective decision to NOT buy anything that is advertised without a price. ‘Inbox for price’ is irritating, rude bullshit.
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Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Kan iemand nie hierdie mal doos in die bek ruk nie?
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Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
According to LinkedIn, a good teacher needs to perform like a circus monkey 24/7 in order to impress and entertain. Burnout guaranteed within a month (if not shorter).
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Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Wat is dit met die fokken ‘whilst’? 🎩
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Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
De-anusing my feed is surprisingly difficult.
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Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Would be nicer if it could happen before work tomorrow
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Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
My mielie viewing is my own business 😤
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Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Kan iemand hom asseblief tog net leer tos.
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Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Is there a better way to infuriate every mom on the internet?
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Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Can we please stop with the ‘read that again’, ‘let that sink in’, and ‘think about that’? F*ck!ng annoying.
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Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Korrekte Afrikaans vir box office is dooskantoor.
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Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Again, are there any other kinds of professions?
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Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
media.tenor.com
a man wearing sunglasses and a suit looks at the camera
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a suit looks at the camera
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Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
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Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
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Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Listen, people on Facebook marketplace, it is NOT a dinning room…
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Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Jirre 😂
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Mark @munchkin68.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Don’t worry kids, we can be as…….
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Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
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Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I’ve recently been having an intense visceral reaction to the word ‘whilst’. 😖
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Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Again with the ‘natural means good for you’ crap
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Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Sub-optimal design
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