Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Imagine if every kernel popped at the exact same moment 020
Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Hoe melk jy ‘n kokkerot? Hulle het nie eers tiete nie. 040
Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Very few people are doing my bidding and I’m sick of it 000
Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 18/03/2025I’m about to be rich. Inventing a kleenex that doesn’t disintegrate and cover your hands and face in snot on first impact. $$ 000
Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Ek onthou skielik dat iemand ‘n ruk terug na die sogenaamde gay mafia verwys het as die tollieban. 000
Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 05/03/2025It feels so good to downvote a snotty comment on Reddit. 000
Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 04/03/2025media.tenor.coma man in a straight jacket is sitting in a room .ALT: a man in a straight jacket is sitting in a room . 000
Reposted by Martin BothmaThe Onion @theonion.com · 04/03/2025Immigrant Criticizes Swimsuit Competition Portion Of U.S. Citizenship Test When Steven Gimenez and his family immigrated from Argentina in 2003, he never imagined it would take him until now to look good enough in a Speedo to pass the U.S. citizenship test. And he is not alone. 23145592
Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 25/02/2025Everybody needs to make a collective decision to NOT buy anything that is advertised without a price. ‘Inbox for price’ is irritating, rude bullshit. 000
Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 22/02/2025According to LinkedIn, a good teacher needs to perform like a circus monkey 24/7 in order to impress and entertain. Burnout guaranteed within a month (if not shorter). 100
Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Would be nicer if it could happen before work tomorrow 010
Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Is there a better way to infuriate every mom on the internet? 210
Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Can we please stop with the ‘read that again’, ‘let that sink in’, and ‘think about that’? F*ck!ng annoying. 000
Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 13/02/2025media.tenor.coma man wearing sunglasses and a suit looks at the cameraALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a suit looks at the camera 010
Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Listen, people on Facebook marketplace, it is NOT a dinning room… 000
Reposted by Martin BothmaMark @munchkin68.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Don’t worry kids, we can be as……. 41127
Martin Bothma @mb01.bsky.social · 10/02/2025I’ve recently been having an intense visceral reaction to the word ‘whilst’. 😖 000