Malina Jacobowitz @mazjac.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Switching Jets OT to the Commanders should be illegal 010
Malina Jacobowitz @mazjac.bsky.social · 15/07/2026My most cherished and unshakable conspiracy theory is that FIFA chooses each World Cup winner years in advance and and my theory that they’ve chosen Messi this year hasn’t been proven wrong yet 030
Malina Jacobowitz @mazjac.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I don’t believe in Hell but not everyone deserves to rest in peace 010
Malina Jacobowitz @mazjac.bsky.social · 07/07/2026There is so little joy in being from the US these days. Please just let us enjoy this silly little soccer game. 010
Malina Jacobowitz @mazjac.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Being named Harry Kane just seems kind of silly 020
Malina Jacobowitz @mazjac.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Hands down the worst fireworks display I have ever seen 010
Malina Jacobowitz @mazjac.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Cannot see shit cos of all the smoke. Metaphors keep metaphoring 000
Malina Jacobowitz @mazjac.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I’ve never ever wanted to text “he’ll yeah” but you can’t convince my phone of that 000
Malina Jacobowitz @mazjac.bsky.social · 13/06/2026If all the other teams in the World Cup play the way Paraguay did, USA could have a chance 010
Malina Jacobowitz @mazjac.bsky.social · 07/04/2026What in the actual fuck is wrong with Donald J Trump (hypothetical) 000
Malina Jacobowitz @mazjac.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Is there a word for how weird it is to be alive 000
Reposted by Malina JacobowitzThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/03/2026Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People theonion.com/archaeological-dig-unc… 9883691587
Malina Jacobowitz @mazjac.bsky.social · 25/01/2026The Washington native singing the National Anthem in a southern accent at this playoff game feels like the last straw tbh 020
Malina Jacobowitz @mazjac.bsky.social · 17/10/2025Being a Jets fan is like being a fan of slipping on bananas 010
Malina Jacobowitz @mazjac.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Being a Jets fan is like being a fan of stepping on rakes 030
Malina Jacobowitz @mazjac.bsky.social · 24/09/2025No one I know who is opposed to ICE uses the phrase “anti-ICE” because it’s a stupid fucking way to say that 000
Malina Jacobowitz @mazjac.bsky.social · 12/09/2025White on white violence is out of control, yall 000
Malina Jacobowitz @mazjac.bsky.social · 11/09/2025People who love to quote the Bible seem kind of confused by the “reap what you sow” part 000
Malina Jacobowitz @mazjac.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Things keep getting more and more what the fuckier every day 000
Malina Jacobowitz @mazjac.bsky.social · 12/07/2025Doing the wave at a baseball game is the only thing that makes me proud to be an American anymore 030
Malina Jacobowitz @mazjac.bsky.social · 29/04/2025Why am I getting so many posts of men’s topless selfies and how do I turn off the internet 040
Malina Jacobowitz @mazjac.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Where even is the fucking rubicon anymore? We’re supposed to just keep wading through more and more rivers of SHIT until when? Until everyone this admin hates is dead or deported or so overcome with despair we wish we were both? Fuck man 030
Malina Jacobowitz @mazjac.bsky.social · 03/03/2025I feel like if I don’t see Titus Burgess in “Oh Mary!” I might die? 020
Reposted by Malina JacobowitzDemocracy Now! @democracynow.org · 18/02/2025BREAKING: Indigenous activist Leonard Peltier released from prison after nearly 50 years 596361936290
Reposted by Malina JacobowitzJames Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 18/02/2025I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes 10196199215001
Malina Jacobowitz @mazjac.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Just put sugar on all the Danish Butter Cookies, man 000
Reposted by Malina JacobowitzSam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually 117538297178
Malina Jacobowitz @mazjac.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Adjusting my friend group based on how they felt about the Kendrick Lamar halftime show is extremely liberating 010
Malina Jacobowitz @mazjac.bsky.social · 12/01/2025There is nothing harder than trying to remember someone’s husband’s name 110
Malina Jacobowitz @mazjac.bsky.social · 12/12/2024I cannot stand how my husband, and everyone else, chews 010
Malina Jacobowitz @mazjac.bsky.social · 02/12/2024If you’re cold, they’re cold. Bring them inside 020
Malina Jacobowitz @mazjac.bsky.social · 30/11/2024There are two kinds of people in the world: people who finish a thought and 000
Malina Jacobowitz @mazjac.bsky.social · 19/11/2024What if this app turns me into the kind of person who just posts photos from my phone that aren’t even very good? 150
