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CaptainSlapdash @mazeway.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

Jojo’s Taphouse out here making men burst into tears on the sidewalk

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CaptainSlapdash @mazeway.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

Amazing comic timing on your part to set yourself up for this joke so many years later!

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kelly jensen @heykellyjensen.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

Library workers–have you already experienced pushback, censorship, or attacks on your plans for Pride 2025? I'm once again collecting those stories for an article in mid-July. I'll share this link throughout June as well. Details in the form, with previous stories. tinyurl.com/pride-in-lib...

Colorful graphic that has a rainbow in the top left corner. At the center, it reads "Pride Month Attacks in Libraries 2025" with a circle of words saying "share your experiences." Beneath that pink text box, there is more pink text saying "Share your stories at https://tinyurl.com/pride-in-libraries-25."

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CaptainSlapdash @mazeway.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

No matter how long you get, it isn’t enough, but a boy this good deserved more than 8 years.

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CaptainSlapdash @mazeway.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

So by Rain Dogs is he “I’m going to need some confetti for my set” famous or did he bring a little baggie from home and empty it into his coat pockets in the green room?

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CaptainSlapdash @mazeway.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

Oh, I’m MAD. And to keep it from spilling over on to the people who are not at fault, I periodically have a good rant with a like-minded pal and then I go back to a job of Helping People. Is it working? TBD.

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CaptainSlapdash @mazeway.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

I was at that taping! I was hooked ever after.

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CaptainSlapdash @mazeway.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

Working in a library means my TBR list is infinite. Finally got to these and loved them both. Reading them simultaneously made them seem similar in ways I might not have otherwise noticed. If you like funny and odd, check em out!

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CaptainSlapdash @mazeway.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

Yes! They are sparkly and shimmery stunt pilots

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CaptainSlapdash @mazeway.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

Went to a nearby National Park, just to be spiteful.

A headless doll with a hand coming out of its shoulder socket, thankfully drowned

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CaptainSlapdash @mazeway.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

Yet I am STILL likely to pour the humidifier water into the hole that goes straight and onto the floor.

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CaptainSlapdash @mazeway.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

I’m trying to stop being a dick about Valentine’s Day because I’m a damned adult. But the Children’s department had good stickers.

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CaptainSlapdash @mazeway.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

I’ve decided I care more about how cool a mushroom looks than what it is. So I get as far as food/not food and after that it’s a beauty contest

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CaptainSlapdash @mazeway.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Yellow and green, lickety split. Then just blink blink blink at the rest of the words

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CaptainSlapdash @mazeway.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

In my hiking, winter means I get to focus on texture and the excitement of colors that usually don’t stand out.

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CaptainSlapdash @mazeway.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Time to primarily post here, so strap in for endless photos of moss, mushrooms, and my cats. Let’s start with this cool-ass texture on a fallen tree!

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CaptainSlapdash @mazeway.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

While in her ear, yes. It did not survive re-entry to our atmosphere

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CaptainSlapdash @mazeway.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

A friend of mine had to get a moth removed from her ear!

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RetiredWriter @mudita88.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

Feeling powerless? You're not alone. Some inspiration, advice, and comfort here. #activism #fightingback #serbianhero

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CaptainSlapdash @mazeway.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

Thanks for speaking up, now go in there and Stop. Them. It’s just a door.

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CaptainSlapdash @mazeway.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

Great! But DO it. Stop him. No more confirmations, no more accommodations, STOP THEM. Watching you from Maryland—make us proud.

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CaptainSlapdash @mazeway.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Thank you, keep going!! This is the US and we don’t allow terrorist coups! No finding common ground, no compromise. Stop. Them.

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CaptainSlapdash @mazeway.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Thank you, @vanhollen.senate.gov for taking physical action today. Keep fighting! Nothing else will matter if this attempted terrorist act is not stopped.

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CaptainSlapdash @mazeway.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

@repaprildelaney.bsky.social please do everything you can to stop DOGE. The other stuff matters, for sure, but if this terrorist takeover isn’t halted NOW, we won’t have the luxury of fighting anything else. Stop. Them.

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mimi smartypants @mimismartypants.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

You know you're not feeling great when your inner response to an Onion headline is "not now, man"

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CaptainSlapdash @mazeway.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Their frustration was DELICIOUS. Like Mothers milk.

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CaptainSlapdash @mazeway.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

A perk of being a passport agent is that, after four straight hours of helping desperate immigrant parents secure their children’s passports in preparation for being separated from them, you get to tell the family with big MAGA energy that the office had to close early bc of the long waiting line

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emilyjoso @emilyjoso.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

These seems like sound advice. Sorry for the boring link, the photo was of someone we'd all rather not see in our feeds. contrarian.substack.com/p/how-to-dri...

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CaptainSlapdash @mazeway.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Got it immediately Sunday for “etymology”, smugly swiped that fucker closed.

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CaptainSlapdash @mazeway.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

I read this without seeing it was you and thought “Emily would like this”

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

the muppets on the cover of rolling stone: thread

Janice the muppet photoshopped as Stevie Nicks in her Rolling Stone cover.

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CaptainSlapdash @mazeway.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Mocktail Mouthwash is a good sign, right?

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CaptainSlapdash @mazeway.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

I’ve only just discovered Beanworld and I am enchanted. I’m both annoyed that I’ve spent so much time Bean-less and cheered that there’s such wonder just waiting for me to find it!

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CaptainSlapdash @mazeway.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

They never SAY anything, but the checkout clerks’ air of indifference barely masks how impressed they are by my bag-packing skill.

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CaptainSlapdash @mazeway.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

If you want to surprise and delight your taste buds, Thip Khao, near the Columbia Heights metro stop. Like nothing I’d ever tasted before

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CaptainSlapdash @mazeway.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

I also work in a library and am delighted by every new butt or poop book. Kids today got it so good…

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CaptainSlapdash @mazeway.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

I’m a graphic memoir junkie and “Polar Vortex” by Denise Dorrance was terrific. Hit right where I am in life

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CaptainSlapdash @mazeway.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

I see the book has come true. So sad

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CaptainSlapdash @mazeway.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Oh hell yes. This is what Patreon is FOR. Cannot wait—it’ll be perfect “driving to Thanksgiving dinner” entertainment…and fodder

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CaptainSlapdash @mazeway.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Today a friend brought me a pound of butter as a thank you for help in a job search. “I thought you’d prefer it to flowers.” THAT’s how you make someone feel seen.

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CaptainSlapdash @mazeway.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Cricket outside chirping in the exact cadence that opens “Summer’s Cauldron” by XTC. Thanks for the earworm, little friend!

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CaptainSlapdash @mazeway.bsky.social · 07/11/2024

It was perfect timing and you may well be the best guest ever. Perfectly ~fine~ story made utterly charming

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CaptainSlapdash @mazeway.bsky.social · 24/09/2024

They played our county fair a few years ago and my husband, hearing the concert across the midway, said “wow, that REO Speedwagon cover band suuucks.” Imagine his surprise!

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CaptainSlapdash @mazeway.bsky.social · 25/07/2024

Just know that the water pressure that makes your shower feel like a firm massage is also going to affect that bidet you just installed. A PSA.

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CaptainSlapdash @mazeway.bsky.social · 20/07/2024

Made my evening (which came after working all day in a public library in a small city so I know that guy), thank you

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CaptainSlapdash @mazeway.bsky.social · 03/06/2024

I grew up on Primehook Beach (Slaughter, Prime Hook, Broadkill…honestly happy to have survived!) and in May they covered the beach. I miss ‘em and the fancy designs they draw in the sand (trying to find the water again)

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