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MayorBrowser @mayorbrowser.bsky.social · 8h
100% they provided the rifle here because the teen was unable to afford one or otherwise unable to legally procure one—but the feds wanted to charge 18 USC 924(c) which likely adds ~10 years to a sentence.
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MayorBrowser @mayorbrowser.bsky.social · 14h
Quickest way to get a cop to pull you out of your car
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MayorBrowser @mayorbrowser.bsky.social · 19h
This would be the most elaborate scheme ever to earn such a marginal amount of money
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MayorBrowser @mayorbrowser.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
we’re not prepared for the unhinged Fox News appearances Alito is going to get up to when he finally retires.
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MayorBrowser @mayorbrowser.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Paying $200 a month to nerd-equinox to have someone lock me in a room and force me to read.
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MayorBrowser @mayorbrowser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He kind of looks like the malformed twin brother of Sam Morril
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MayorBrowser @mayorbrowser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We need a punishment like exile, but instead of forced relocation we just ban certain people from accessing the internet ever again.
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MayorBrowser @mayorbrowser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That’s what’s up
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MayorBrowser @mayorbrowser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
El-Sayed is going to have to clean that up if he wants my vote
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MayorBrowser @mayorbrowser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Honestly chocolate or cinnamon, i feel like most of the Spanish speaking community could really fuck with babka.
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MayorBrowser @mayorbrowser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Think he’s a bit reflective of the ecosystem on the right now too. Before you could get your clicks by being a “just asking questions” douchebag, and now the rhetoric is so aggressively hateful and misogynistic that posts have to be much more disgusting to keep up with the base.
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MayorBrowser @mayorbrowser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ahh well, in that case…
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MayorBrowser @mayorbrowser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“My top advisor, mechahitler”
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MayorBrowser @mayorbrowser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lol they saw the “Biden won” thing and started training the .gov LLM on Qposts
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MayorBrowser @mayorbrowser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Drinking a vanilla ice cream cone flavored chobani protein shake and pretending that I’m part of the khans army heading out across the steppe
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MayorBrowser @mayorbrowser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As a state that sees itself as built on Christian principles, you think Alabama would be able to see Gods hand at work here—they should not only go free, but be made warden of the jail.
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MayorBrowser @mayorbrowser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
lol the Dersh-ification of John Roberts
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MayorBrowser @mayorbrowser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I do wonder if all the focus on the low T stuff is just a side effect of being a life long alcoholic and struggling to stand at attention.
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MayorBrowser @mayorbrowser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So much of rightwing politics is lying about everything that would take more than 120 seconds of the median voters attention to refute.
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MayorBrowser @mayorbrowser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So gross how clearly he had mapped out a scenario where Smith would give some half-denial/I don’t recall/ otherwise equivocating answer, leaving enough ambiguity for the the X/Fox News crowd to run with conspiracy nonsense. He wasn’t expecting such a clear and quick response.
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MayorBrowser @mayorbrowser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
a future prosecution could start with Dem leaders making a strong case to the wider public. I’m so sick of dem leaders talking to the electorate like a college freshman trying to get laid (no convictions, no confidence, striving to be utterly inoffensive)
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MayorBrowser @mayorbrowser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Now with an appendix featuring the War Secretary’s favorite slurs!
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MayorBrowser @mayorbrowser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Militarize the IRS
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MayorBrowser @mayorbrowser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the look is very "i teach a seminar course in 1992" (complimentary)
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MayorBrowser @mayorbrowser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Its like going to a dive bar and complaining the bathroom is dirty
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MayorBrowser @mayorbrowser.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Say what you will about the man, he’s a consummate host
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MayorBrowser @mayorbrowser.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Man a judge is gonna have a blast ruling on a rule 11 motion against these guys
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MayorBrowser @mayorbrowser.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Moderator: “Mr. Poilievre when you sing hotel lobby do you say all the words?”
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MayorBrowser @mayorbrowser.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You can bring your ice coffee, dorks. I’m bringing a 6 of natty bo and getting that job.
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MayorBrowser @mayorbrowser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Reminds me of another banger, from the other site:
Screenshot of a Tweet: 

“KOKO: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can't have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can't afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor”
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MayorBrowser @mayorbrowser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The globe is currently drafting a job ad looking for a reporter to cover the twink beat
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MayorBrowser @mayorbrowser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
No normie ever called me a libtard
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MayorBrowser @mayorbrowser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Not the point but the old photo makes him look like he could be Ossoff’s father
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MayorBrowser @mayorbrowser.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dc truly is America’s most European city
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MayorBrowser @mayorbrowser.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They want to imply there’s vast fraud in Americas threadbare entitlement programs, as an excuse to slash as much as possible.
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MayorBrowser @mayorbrowser.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gross how blatant this appears to be Newsom horse trading for positive CNN coverage as he stalks his way across NH/SC etc
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MayorBrowser @mayorbrowser.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My man looks like a toddler that wished to be big.
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MayorBrowser @mayorbrowser.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The weak gazelle the hyenas pick off immediately.
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MayorBrowser @mayorbrowser.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He looks injured.
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MayorBrowser @mayorbrowser.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They all look like the photo your parents would send you from your cousins wedding that you couldn’t attend
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MayorBrowser @mayorbrowser.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He did his research youtube.com/watch?v=OqOGURGGxsc&ra=m
m.youtube.com
Will A Fleshlight Work As A Suppressor?
YouTube video by PSR
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MayorBrowser @mayorbrowser.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Why it’s imparitive Dems engage in a strong campaign of retribution— would prevent negative vibe creep
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 20/09/2026
if I had a Time Machine, I'm not going back to change history, I’m only going back to be in the room where Don Cheadle reveals he’s actually going to have a flawless cockney accent in Oceans 11
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MayorBrowser @mayorbrowser.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is true of almost every issue reactionary centrist Dems urge liberals to tack to the right on (immigration, Israel, billionaires…) If bigots are making voting decisions on trans issues, why would they settle for bigotry lite when they can have the original flavor?
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MayorBrowser @mayorbrowser.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Not too far from Dat
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MayorBrowser @mayorbrowser.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
While the Tates derserve every misfortune, celebrating the inhumanity of American prisons is a always bad look—we should not allow even the worst of us to be exposed to conditions which foster disease, malnutrition, intense isolation, or sexual and physical violence.
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MayorBrowser @mayorbrowser.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Jeopardy! But Ken Jennings hunts the lowest scorer for sport
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MayorBrowser @mayorbrowser.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Who the fuck is counsel for langone here?
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ceej @ceej.online · 18/09/2026
Mulder looking at a drawing of big titty Bigfoot
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MayorBrowser @mayorbrowser.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“Senator I’m offended by the question. How much coke do YOU use?”
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