Azalea Gardenia @mayf.pink · 18/09/2026the human body is so strange. I woke up hungrier than ive ever been before, i eat a single pickle and it goes ohhh shit false alarm ✋ hand on heart i overreacted. we good 120
Azalea Gardenia @mayf.pink · 13/09/2026pickle rick bong is my spirit animal. when i need guidance i look at it longingly and lose all memory of the last 14 minutes 000
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Azalea Gardenia @mayf.pink · 25/08/2026I AM UNDEFEATABLE. GOD WEEPS WHEN HE SEES ME GUZZLE DOWN A KEBAB. GOD IS CONFLICTING STRENGTH WITH KEBAB EATING ABILITIES. IT IS VERY WEIRD 041
Azalea Gardenia @mayf.pink · 19/08/2026people who are capable of love are incapable of making fat stacks. keep that in mind 032
Azalea Gardenia @mayf.pink · 17/08/2026im advanced. when i think a thought hard enough every iphone around me asks if they want to accept my thoughts over airdrop. 99% of people say yes because its too facts 021
Azalea Gardenia @mayf.pink · 12/08/2026the greatest joy of life is biting someones head clean off like they do in basketball. basket ball is the greatest joy of life bounce bounce 🏀🏀🏀 021
Azalea Gardenia @mayf.pink · 08/08/2026keyword search: friend listed #14 resulrs. friend friend firend friend friend firejd friend firend firned firend friend friend firend fredn NOTE WHO IS NOT HERE: YOU. please. let us change this. contact me right now. i will kiss you 250
Azalea Gardenia @mayf.pink · 07/08/2026discord messages are broken so this is how were communicating now 030
Azalea Gardenia @mayf.pink · 03/08/2026FACT: (do not fact check this) the X in seX stands for XML. this is because xml is what creates life 033
Azalea Gardenia @mayf.pink · 21/07/2026i love nation x bad at w nation y good at w memes. yes girl you are so right. all brick laying in turkmenistan is horrible compared to the bricklaying in uzbekistan. noone in bosnia can weld as good as in serbia. joy is when you argue over pointless shit both parties agree doesnt matter 010
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Azalea Gardenia @mayf.pink · 17/07/2026staying up late is good sometimes because then the devil (me) possesses you and you make w.d. statham 071
Azalea Gardenia @mayf.pink · 12/07/2026i love procrastinating because its like hmmm yes i SHOULD respond to this important message but damn that used water cooler is one hell of a deal 110
Azalea Gardenia @mayf.pink · 07/07/2026AGI is here 👇 My newest research model, 30487r5937590753094 generated this video when prompted with "g:" #AI #NotABubble #Grind #Yep # 071
Azalea Gardenia @mayf.pink · 15/06/2026im a big fan of spongebob just being referred to as "the bob" sometimes culture can bring out such beauty 050
Azalea Gardenia @mayf.pink · 10/06/2026projared and denver as names occupy the same space in my brain. they are syntactically similar 020
Azalea Gardenia @mayf.pink · 09/06/2026i think the saddest thing ever is that audi never made the r8 tdi. i think we need a supercar that can tow a trailer intended for a tractor with little to no issues. i would be so joyous if that existed 201
Azalea Gardenia @mayf.pink · 04/06/2026Nothing better out there than spending your day off writing a fake RFC following all the guidelines. I am so normal 031
Azalea Gardenia @mayf.pink · 02/06/2026can someome phish me on bsky. i need things to happen in my life 010
Azalea Gardenia @mayf.pink · 29/05/2026Im me. sometimes i dont like that. But then i remember i have the power to change me or the lens i see me through 051
Azalea Gardenia @mayf.pink · 25/05/2026New awesome sword. sharp? no. cool? no. interesting? maybe. 0131
Azalea Gardenia @mayf.pink · 24/05/2026dude do NOT. turn around. evil you is behind you. im so fucking scared man 062
Azalea Gardenia @mayf.pink · 24/05/2026he has so much aura. he is the perfect human being i love you Big Money! Deluxe man 0101
Azalea Gardenia @mayf.pink · 15/05/2026i am. so ffuckgin DEAD. ilness is around. sneezes on you with a sense of purpose and duty 040