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maybenotalizard.bsky.social

@maybenotalizard.bsky.social

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Hacker, Slacker, Midnight Snacker. Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway.

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maybenotalizard.bsky.social @maybenotalizard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

#startrek grilling time

Tripp(to warp core): the smoker is holding at 225 degrees.
Tripp: dammit crewman, the potato salad doesn't need any more paprika. Keep an eye on the...
*alarm**alarm**alarm**alarm*
*fire erupts from a panel*
Tripp: My ribs!!!

maybenotalizard.bsky.social @maybenotalizard.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

#startrek facts

Picard says: It is possible to commit mistakes and still lose.
Data holding a controller and wearing a headset: I agree sir, it was because of the lag and the cheaters.

maybenotalizard.bsky.social @maybenotalizard.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

@yumenosix.art The dreams of the USS Christopher Pike

maybenotalizard.bsky.social @maybenotalizard.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

He's just a little guy #jimothy

A depiction of the Pokemon eevee with short spine syndrome

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~Jala-chan in Places~ @jalachan.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Jimothy's friend Tilly wants to say hi www.instagram.com/reel/DbI9OII...

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Earl Grey Memes Club @earlgreymemes.club · 24/07/2026

original meme by Earl in six panels using the closing scene from Strange New Worlds "Valles Marineris" and dialog from "Anchorman" (2004); Nurse Chapel: Boy, that escalated quickly; La'an: I hit a creature in the face; Una: I saw that. La'an punched a dinosaur!; La'an: Yeah, there were horses, and a planet on fire, and I punched a dinosaur with my fist; Una: La'an, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find a safehouse, or a relative nearby; Una: Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for polluting the timeline.

maybenotalizard.bsky.social @maybenotalizard.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

#frog nice sized leopard frog, 7ish cm

Close up photo of a leopard frog in freshly mowed grass

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maybenotalizard.bsky.social @maybenotalizard.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

A play on the movie poster for Dune depicting everyone's friend Jimothy

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maybenotalizard.bsky.social @maybenotalizard.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

#caturday #cat #smile #kneelbeforezod

A cat with a crab carapace helmet looking at you demanding to be worshipped.

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Earl Grey Memes Club @earlgreymemes.club · 12/07/2026

Happy National Pecan Pie Day!

original meme by Earl in three panels using scenes from Star Trek Enterprise "Shuttlepod One"; first panel, Trip Tucker is working behind a panel with a laser instrument with Malcolm Reed in the background, with caption: Anyway, Like I was sayin... pecans are the shrimp of the tree. You can boil 'em, broil 'em, bake 'em, smoke 'em. There's uh... roasted, and there's toasted; second panel, Trip and Malcolm are choosing rations, with caption: There's uh... candied pecan, spiced pecan, salted pecan, butter pecan, maple pecan, caramel pecan, pecan pie, pecan pralines, pecan swirls; third panel is Malcolm in the foreground with Trip poking at a component in the background, with caption: ...pecan fudge, pecan tassies, banana pecan nut bread, pecan snowball cookies, German chocolate cake, Hummingbird cake. That's about it.

maybenotalizard.bsky.social @maybenotalizard.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Quote post with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap.

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Josie and the Pussycats Band

ALT: Josie and the Pussycats Band

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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

#StarTrek #StarTrekMemes #StarTrekEnterprise

On the bridge of the Enterprise NX-01, Captain Archer sits perched on the edge of the captain's chair while Trip Tucker kneels down in the foreground with a camera taking pictures. The caption reads, "Looks great, Cap'n! Now let's get a few topless shots for the new calendar."

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Moopsy🇺🇸🖖💙 @themoopsyisfree.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

How to stand up to fake, MAGA loving #StarTrek fans: #StarfleetAcademy c.org/DJKWnhkKjX

Sign the Petition

Renew ‘Star Trek: Starfleet Academy’ for a third season

maybenotalizard.bsky.social @maybenotalizard.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

#startrek #Metameme #meme Roger, Roger.

Beverly: Wait a minute. I know you! You're James Worthy. You play basketball for the LA Lakers.
Tall Klingon: I'm sorry, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Koral. I'm the Klingon pilot.
Beverly: I think you're the greatest, but my captain says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try, except during the playoffs.
Koral: The hell I don't!

maybenotalizard.bsky.social @maybenotalizard.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Sulu: captain? The check engine light just came on

maybenotalizard.bsky.social @maybenotalizard.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Movie poster in black and white featuring a closeup of the Gorn captain wearing round sunglasses with a reflection of Captain Kirk.
Poster reads:
The Metrons made them superstars
Natural Gorn Killers

maybenotalizard.bsky.social @maybenotalizard.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

The last saved photo of a celebrity is your therapist

Capt Janeway: Advice, Mr Tuvok?
Tuvok: A photon torpedo
Janeway: BETTER advice, Mr Tuvok
Tuvok: Two photon torpedos

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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

When your custom character appears in a cutscene

Picard wearing a very stupid-looking metallic eye mask in Star Trek: TNG s7e17, "Masks"

maybenotalizard.bsky.social @maybenotalizard.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

*sigh* Kira please.
Ben, Ben, Ben... It's fine, I know what I'm doing...
*kira is holding a spiky bat with the label "negotiating with Dukat stick" *

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MinnMax @minnmax.com · 23/01/2026

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

maybenotalizard.bsky.social @maybenotalizard.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

*Inside Mount Doom*
Samwise: Frodo!
Frodo: Please Sam no, not again
Samwise: If I take one more step, I'll be the farthest away from home I've ever been

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Earl Grey Memes Club @earlgreymemes.club · 20/12/2025

diagram titled "Types of Headaches" that illustrates four different headaches by showing red areas on model heads; first headache is primarily behind the eyes and forehead, labeled "Migraine"; second headache is primarily the back of the head, labeled "Hypertension"; third headache is the back of the head and a headband shape, labeled "Stress"; fourth headache is the entire head and face and neck, labeled "Faith of the Heart"

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Earl Grey Memes Club @earlgreymemes.club · 19/12/2025

curated meme in two panels via Saif Shahin in Star Trek Wholesomeposting, using a scene from Voyager "Lineage"; first panel is Tom with his hands on B'Elanna's shoulders and speaking to her, with text: Honey, have you ever made an elf-on-the-shelf meme? second panel is Tom and B'Elanna hugging, with B'Elanna responding: No, Tom. Our shelf elves are dead. Ancient Klingon warriors slew them a millennia ago. They were... more trouble than they were worth.

maybenotalizard.bsky.social @maybenotalizard.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Random Kazon: You, Janeway, will come alone by shuttle.
Seska: We're not falling for your "We're beaming someone over to negotiate" Ambassador Torpedo routine.
*Janeway and Checotay share a look*
Janeway: But he's so friendly though

maybenotalizard.bsky.social @maybenotalizard.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

You've just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you. I looked.

maybenotalizard.bsky.social @maybenotalizard.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

maybenotalizard.bsky.social @maybenotalizard.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Spock: I have a half brother
Kirk: Different mothers?
Spock: Shark attack

maybenotalizard.bsky.social @maybenotalizard.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

Mark Twain: My boss keeps touching me inappropriately.
Troi: You should go to HR.
Twain: But I'm self employed.

maybenotalizard.bsky.social @maybenotalizard.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

Picard: Back in the 2000s people paid money to name stars in this sector. They believed that we would actually call the stars those names!
Riker: surely that's the biggest rip off ever?
Data: Captain, we are now approaching Gary Ballsack 22

maybenotalizard.bsky.social @maybenotalizard.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

Picard: I found a recipe from Morocco for homemade dinner rolls. It called for fresh thyme by mine was outdated. Nevertheless, I used it anyway.
Riker: How did it turn out?
Picard: You know, I really liked that old thyme Moroccan roll.
Riker: *face palm*

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ImgCat Official @imgcat.io · 06/10/2025

Ever been so disillusioned by how a site treats its users that you share a post about a project you started, and a month later it has become a grassroots effort to reshape what it means to be a social media platform?

maybenotalizard.bsky.social @maybenotalizard.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

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Marc Hertel 🇩🇪🖖🇪🇺 Pro-🇺🇦📝🐉 @sharkster1701.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Have a great day, Admiral & #StarTrek friends! Ah, the eternal conundrum. Such as the endless search for a computer cat to control the computer mouse... 😂🤣😂🤣

maybenotalizard.bsky.social @maybenotalizard.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

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Marc Hertel 🇩🇪🖖🇪🇺 Pro-🇺🇦📝🐉 @sharkster1701.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Enjoy your Friday, #StarTrek friends, and get ready for the weekend! Fun is about to commence! Anyways, time for more pun-ishment... 😂🤣😂

Two screenshots from #StarTrek #StarTrekTOS, showing Bones on the left and Kirk on the right in the turbolift.
In the first panel, McCoy declares, "Jim, I'm addicted to eating seaweed."
Kirk, half-interested, asks, "So what?"
In the second panel, Kirk buries his head in his hand, exasperated, because McCoy says, "I think I need to Sea Kelp."

maybenotalizard.bsky.social @maybenotalizard.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

If everyone on Star Trek: TNG wore the same uniform as Counselor Troi

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maybenotalizard.bsky.social @maybenotalizard.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

No I don't want to talk about how I got these scratches. But if you want to know how many squirrels fit in a pillowcase, the answer is nine.

maybenotalizard.bsky.social @maybenotalizard.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

When you turn up late to the party and everyone's already on drugs

maybenotalizard.bsky.social @maybenotalizard.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

Diana: tell me about your mother.
Barclay: she used to say I could be an idiot sometimes.
Diana: how did that make you feel?
Barclay: it was nice to have her permission.

maybenotalizard.bsky.social @maybenotalizard.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

Her: I don't know how I can pay my rent... *Unbuttons blouse*
Him: oh I think there's a way... *Unzips pants*
Everyone else playing Monopoly:

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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

It's the weekend, baby

Star Trek Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."

maybenotalizard.bsky.social @maybenotalizard.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Captain Kirk sitting with a slash through his shirt and visible blood trail: "so I'm sitting there, barbeque sauce on my tiddies"

maybenotalizard.bsky.social @maybenotalizard.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

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maybenotalizard.bsky.social @maybenotalizard.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Hieroglyphs depict a scene of ancient Egyptians planning health packs, weapons, and ammo around their tombs so Lara Croft can use them one day

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maybenotalizard.bsky.social @maybenotalizard.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

Miss Frizzle: Battle stations, everyone!!!
Kids: We never violated the Prime Directive at my old school...

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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

It's a long weekend, baby

Star Trek Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."

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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

The damage this man has done is incalculable.

maybenotalizard.bsky.social @maybenotalizard.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

*grimace* the face you make when she asks you to try something new. *still angry* the face you make when you realize it's a spa

maybenotalizard.bsky.social @maybenotalizard.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

maybenotalizard.bsky.social @maybenotalizard.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

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