Maximilian Ximenez @maxximenez.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The post-credits scene for the movie about CERN features Les Horribles Cernettes as a teaser for the following film about the invention of the internet. 010
Maximilian Ximenez @maxximenez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Kurt Russel fighting replicants, just a few years earlier. 080
Maximilian Ximenez @maxximenez.bsky.social · 18/09/2026How it feels to be a mid 30s New Yorker who never learned to drive during a fuel crisis 000
Maximilian Ximenez @maxximenez.bsky.social · 18/09/2026There's actually a surprisingly compelling documentary on this! 110
Maximilian Ximenez @maxximenez.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Them: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: 021
Maximilian Ximenez @maxximenez.bsky.social · 16/09/2026This is going to become one of my default reaction images going forward 032
Maximilian Ximenez @maxximenez.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I'd like to imagine Cosmo Kramer is the Seinfeld Universe's expression of Moorcock's eternal champion 000
Maximilian Ximenez @maxximenez.bsky.social · 14/08/2026>my face when Americans call chips “french fries” >my face when Americans call crisps “chips” >my face when Americans call lifts “elevators” >my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts “candy bars” >>my face when Americans call Lucy Tunes "Acid Jazz" 0280
Maximilian Ximenez @maxximenez.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Stephen King directed a documentary on this, actually. 000
Maximilian Ximenez @maxximenez.bsky.social · 02/08/2026One thing I always forget about the late 80s' favorite fantasy hero Drizzt Do'Urden is that he's canonically like 5'4" and has a severely receding hairline. Physically he's more similar to George Costanza than Conan and I love that for him. 011
Maximilian Ximenez @maxximenez.bsky.social · 17/07/2026my neighbor just told me the book I loaned him scored him a date 010
Maximilian Ximenez @maxximenez.bsky.social · 16/07/2026My tax dollars at work. Like legit hell yeah I'm glad I can pay for a cool dude to make people mad. I guess that's kinda like monarchy if we're just paying for performance but still stay mad plebs. 000
Maximilian Ximenez @maxximenez.bsky.social · 10/07/2026BEST STAR TREK CAPTAIN. WRONG ANSWERS ONLY. 011
Maximilian Ximenez @maxximenez.bsky.social · 08/07/2026holy fucking shit google what are you doing 000
Maximilian Ximenez @maxximenez.bsky.social · 01/07/2026My face when I find out you hated Social Studies. 000
Maximilian Ximenez @maxximenez.bsky.social · 29/06/2026a very merry abso lutely day to all whom celerbate 010
Maximilian Ximenez @maxximenez.bsky.social · 27/06/2026"Mr. President a second kaiju movie featuring giant frankenstein monsters has hit the tower" 090
Maximilian Ximenez @maxximenez.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Holy shit lmao this can't be real sco.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunnys_... 000