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Maxwell Faulk @maxwellfaulk.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

If you're not at least a little horny for several of the appraisers on Antiques Roadshow, we can't be friends.

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Maxwell Faulk @maxwellfaulk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Possibly the best aspect of this episode is learning about the existence of:

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Maxwell Faulk @maxwellfaulk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I'm just saying that my ballsack has better bone structure.

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Maxwell Faulk @maxwellfaulk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

He wishes he had that jawline. *any jawline

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Maxwell Faulk @maxwellfaulk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

A fun response to somebody telling you their age is, "I think you forgot to carry the 1."

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Maxwell Faulk @maxwellfaulk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

"Your honor, my client may be a pumpkin-eater, but he is no cheater, cheater." "Case dismissed."

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Maxwell Faulk @maxwellfaulk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"Cornell has purchased the remaining credibility of Sally Yates. In lieu of actual accountability for privileged predators, Cornell offers this headline, then a nothing burger in a few months."

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Maxwell Faulk @maxwellfaulk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Actually terrifying. This is what we'll wear when we do The Purge.

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Maxwell Faulk @maxwellfaulk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Not undocumented, not trans.... Wait..... Does that mean the *real* threat might be......... And always has been............

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Maxwell Faulk @maxwellfaulk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Call me Old Glory, the way my stars spangled her banner. *audible boos*

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Maxwell Faulk @maxwellfaulk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Hey, Harvey Weinstein got 15 years in his NY retrial and will likely die in prison. 🥳🍾🥂🎉

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Maxwell Faulk @maxwellfaulk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Schumer: The Senate's in play. Pollster: Our poll numbers have never been higher. Schumer: What's our top demographic? Pollster: *checks notes* Pollster: The desiccated remains of affluent Zionists.

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Maxwell Faulk @maxwellfaulk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The world would be a better place had Zuck never been born. He's about as beloved as a paper cut. Trying to barnacle onto the new rapacious tech plumbus isn't doing his brand any favors.

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Maxwell Faulk @maxwellfaulk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"Hell yeah," said no one resoundingly.

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Maxwell Faulk @maxwellfaulk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The only democratic process left in America is Fat Bear Week. Update: The Supreme Court just ruled that the founders didn't intend for anybody's vote to count during FBW except Jeff Bezos'. FBW is now only available to Prime members.

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Maxwell Faulk @maxwellfaulk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Excellent comment I just read: "Boomers were all born on third base thinking they hit a triple."

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Maxwell Faulk @maxwellfaulk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Reader's Digest from the 1980s was premium af.

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Maxwell Faulk @maxwellfaulk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Imagine siding with a Zionist Epstein associate in 2026 ON PURPOSE.

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Maxwell Faulk @maxwellfaulk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Like so many positions being taken by those in power now, we're just expected to nonconsensually suck it up and swallow the violation. We'll get over it. Everything sucks and nothing means anything, right? What's one more act of evil for money? It's truly an act of late-stage capitalistic nihilism.

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Maxwell Faulk @maxwellfaulk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

He knowingly sided with capital to maintain access to money and power and *intentionally* spat in the face of (first and foremost Palestinians) the majority of his youngish fan base.

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Maxwell Faulk @maxwellfaulk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The most damning aspect of this whole thing is that he *must* know the majority of his base is millennial. Even if they're mostly milquetoast suburbanite crackers, there's no arithmetic by which his stance doesn't upset his key demographic.

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Maxwell Faulk @maxwellfaulk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Ed Sheeran music is the sonic equivalent of wine brunch at the "bad" Applebee's.

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Maxwell Faulk @maxwellfaulk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

They would form a working group to generate policy suggestions as to the appropriate amount of poor people that might appeal to "independent" voters in rural Pennsylvania.

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Maxwell Faulk @maxwellfaulk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Sheeran is worth $400M, and even with all that money, he couldn't afford a spine.

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Maxwell Faulk @maxwellfaulk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Therapist: And what do you say to yourself after you complete a task or achieve a goal? Me: That'll do, pig. That'll do. Therapist: No.

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Maxwell Faulk @maxwellfaulk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Currently obsessed with the existence of this.

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Maxwell Faulk @maxwellfaulk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Look familiar? It's fucking ARCHIVES in 2D!

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Maxwell Faulk @maxwellfaulk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

If you beat the GBC Perfect Dark game in its entirety, have a link cable, have a friend who also has the GBC Perfect Dark game, and then play that friend in multiplayer, you can unlock a secret multiplayer map:

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Maxwell Faulk @maxwellfaulk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

So the spiritual successor to GoldenEye 007 on N64 is Perfect Dark. We're all aware of this. Both games were made by Rare. But I was today years old when I learned that the Gameboy Color release of Perfect Dark had a GoldenEye easter egg that's hella obscure.

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Maxwell Faulk @maxwellfaulk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The Switch 2 remake we're *actually* waiting for.

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Maxwell Faulk @maxwellfaulk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

"Did he use a condom?" "Yeah, but it was a little latex dunce cap. 🫤"

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Maxwell Faulk @maxwellfaulk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Me as President: In these trying times, let our trail mix become not trial mix. Person: You're not eloquent.

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Maxwell Faulk @maxwellfaulk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

*joins Halloween FB group* *gets accepted by admin* *scrolls past almost entirely AI slop* *immediately leaves group*

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Maxwell Faulk @maxwellfaulk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

That AI offers us a "ghost" of what we're really looking for stuck with me, and it's an idea that will stick with me for some time.

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Maxwell Faulk @maxwellfaulk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Great episode. I could listen to @vicmsong.bsky.social talk about stuff all day.

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Maxwell Faulk @maxwellfaulk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Goodwill answers the question: "What if dirty garbage, like thrift store, but also literal Dollar Tree items marked up to $2.99? Oh, and we've barricaded the exit. You're welcome. We're *the* most concerned store on Earth regarding the potential theft of our free inventory."

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Maxwell Faulk @maxwellfaulk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I've determined that people are very cute when they're picking their ice cream flavor. Easily a top-tier human moment.

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Maxwell Faulk @maxwellfaulk.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

The only Israel I will *ever* support.

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Maxwell Faulk @maxwellfaulk.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Google Maps: Surely your delicate human feet cannot traverse those train tracks. They're TRAIN. TRACKS. Also Google Maps: It's just a lil' Interstate. Quit being a pussy and walk in the ditch.

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Maxwell Faulk @maxwellfaulk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

It's literally so mean of my tummy to hurt after I ate a half a pound of cheese and an entire tub of frosting. Like whose side are you on anyway?

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Maxwell Faulk @maxwellfaulk.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

But that's my emotional support 1300mg of caffeine.

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Maxwell Faulk @maxwellfaulk.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Mirepoix sounds fancy until you realize celery is involved.

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