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Rosencranz N Gildenstern

@maxshrek.bsky.social
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The most boring person on the internet. Opinions are like assholes, they all stink. onlyfrags.blogspot.com #onlyfrags www.teepublic.com/user/star-pineapp…

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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 12h
Kind if makes me feel like I can almost call myself normal.
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 12h
All I see in the US these days is right wing fascists and left wing fascists trying to convince me the other party is the party of fascists. Go suck a big fat unclipped moose cock rolled in broken glass wrapped in barbed wire set on fire.
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 13h
Annie Lennox could sing the phonebook and it would sound amazing.
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 13h
The Chris Cornell version is awesome.
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 13h
There are lots if good ones, but this worm has taken up residence in my ears for quite some time. Trollfest covering Britney Spears' "TOXIC." youtu.be/rMy0KPz8Vvo?...
youtu.be
TrollfesT - Toxic (Britney Spears cover) (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)
YouTube video by TrollfesT Official
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 23h
Gritfitti. #gritfitti #graffiti It's not vandalism. It washes off in the rain. #rain #water #art #kookookachoo
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Rob Bignell, Editor/Author @inventingreality.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#author #indieauthor #amwriting #writingcommunity #writesky
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thank God this was free on Android. The controls suck buttercunts. #Android #Castlevania #mobilegaming #videogames #Konami
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
But what would be the mascot for an Estovakian?
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's not like you killed someone It's not like you drove a hateful spear into his side Praise the one who left you broken down and paralyzed He did it all for you.
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A penny less if you buy two bottles that aren't connected by a plastic ring. Hmm... #WalMart
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The new refillable Sharpie S-Gel Copper is nice looking but feels really cheap for a $10 pen. It writes perfectly like Sharpies do, but the execution is cheap. #Sharpie #Sharpies #pen #writing
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ok, we can accept that.
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Smash TV. Fuck everybody and give me a toaster and a giant television as prizes.
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
* no offense, pronouns have always confused me, since elementary school they have, along with dozens of other grammatical rules, regulations, and flavors. #pronouns I always like using names, but I forget then often too. I'm a social misfit.
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
To the trans people on my list here in BlueSky, I can show solidarity with humor. To narrow minded friends everywhere, Trans-Siberian Orchestra is on tour this time of year again, remember! "Trans" Siberian Orchestra? Not what you think it means. #LGBTQ #transgender but Pronouns still confuse me.
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Definitely, you didn't want her to punch out Clark, you wanted her to punch out Todd.. and she did.
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Was Beetlejuice a villain, a nuisance, or a foil? It's hard to pin that one down.
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When I get past (passed?) his pretentious attitude, his movies can be interesting, but they still come across in a certain annoying way. The Doors looked and sounded interesting but is more a fictional tale of a band that could he The Doors in a parallel dimension, like Star Trek without the goatee.
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#religion The Big Three are the worst offenders. #silly
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Anti-racism dance class? Maybe it gets the dopamine to put your mind in a more "soothing" space? Still, this seems fucking pretentious. #pretentious #college
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#Halloween #samhain #halloween #allhallowseve #HansGruber
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Kaptajnen @kaptajnen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
One of my favorite #arcade games from my youth was the #StarWars Trilogy And while the game never officially made its way to home consoles, "toastedgreedo" has reverse-engineered the game and is working on a #dreamcast #homebrew! Demo: toastedgreedo.itch.io/star-wars-tr... #retrogaming #gaming
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Americans are all closeted assholes, it's just sometimes we get out of the closet to show people what kind of an asshole we can be. #America #Americans #fuckyou #assholes
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I thought Alanis Morissette was beautiful back when Jagged Little Pill came out, but not some reason I'm getting Kardashian vibes from her current style. But what do I know, she's still out there performing and I'm still out here failing. #music #huh
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hmm I had more movies than friends, so it's hard to choose just one, or narrow it down.
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yeah, I always thought we'd be together And that our love could not be better Well with no warning you were gone I still don't know what went wrong. Blood & Fire by Type O Negative
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
All it needs is one of those tipping ash trays.
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I dunno, Natural Born Killers wasn't that great when we saw it in theatres.
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Was the game improved?
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Jesus had good press and a delightfully ridiculous spin.
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
So many to choose from.
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My Mom's awesome but she died, and my Dad's an asshole and still alive. So, never.
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Uh oh.
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