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Rosencranz N Gildenstern

@maxshrek.bsky.social
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The most boring person on the internet. Opinions are like assholes, they all stink. onlyfrags.blogspot.com #onlyfrags www.teepublic.com/user/star-pineapp…

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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A penny less if you buy two bottles that aren't connected by a plastic ring. Hmm... #WalMart
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The new refillable Sharpie S-Gel Copper is nice looking but feels really cheap for a $10 pen. It writes perfectly like Sharpies do, but the execution is cheap. #Sharpie #Sharpies #pen #writing
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
To the trans people on my list here in BlueSky, I can show solidarity with humor. To narrow minded friends everywhere, Trans-Siberian Orchestra is on tour this time of year again, remember! "Trans" Siberian Orchestra? Not what you think it means. #LGBTQ #transgender but Pronouns still confuse me.
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#religion The Big Three are the worst offenders. #silly
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Anti-racism dance class? Maybe it gets the dopamine to put your mind in a more "soothing" space? Still, this seems fucking pretentious. #pretentious #college
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#Halloween #samhain #halloween #allhallowseve #HansGruber
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Kaptajnen @kaptajnen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
One of my favorite #arcade games from my youth was the #StarWars Trilogy And while the game never officially made its way to home consoles, "toastedgreedo" has reverse-engineered the game and is working on a #dreamcast #homebrew! Demo: toastedgreedo.itch.io/star-wars-tr... #retrogaming #gaming
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Americans are all closeted assholes, it's just sometimes we get out of the closet to show people what kind of an asshole we can be. #America #Americans #fuckyou #assholes
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I thought Alanis Morissette was beautiful back when Jagged Little Pill came out, but not some reason I'm getting Kardashian vibes from her current style. But what do I know, she's still out there performing and I'm still out here failing. #music #huh
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Humans are a terrible thing. #thbpbpbpbpt.
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
More Hallowe'en #WalMart. The #Wednesday cereals, Thing's cereal turns the milk red. The Devil mask is similar to one my Grampa had in the 70s/80s, with the vinyl plastic texture. His had more red hues + grays/blacks. Probably more expensive to do production-wise these days. #Halloween #Samhain
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TheeBue @thebue.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
#caturday 1 day late. Oh wait. It’s Monday?!? 2 day late caturday on a Labor Day Monday, is a good thing. Happy Labor Day!
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
#ChildPlay origin movie. So far chosen roles have not really had scope. Charles, a toy designer, creates Chucky, for a potential new toy line. A criminal attaches himself to a doll. Hilarity/mayhem ensue. Not meant as a slag to #ElliotPage Not big budget, just something different and weird. Why not?
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Hallowe'en is fucking weird sometimes. #Halloween #halloween #Samhain #WalMart
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If people eat this and aren't poisoned and/or killed, I would complain it is not true to the character. #Wednesday #AddamsFamily #breakfast #WalMart #cereal #cerealkiller
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I really hate the vast majority of my fellow Americans. And, while I'm at it, fuck you, too.
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
#pepper #vegetable
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Their on screen relationship was awesome in Cannonball Run. #movie #theater #comedy
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
For the longest time, whenever I thought about Rock & Roll, I see this Layne Staley photo (and I can't spell his name) with Alice In Chains. #rock #metal #grunge #music #AliceInChains
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Fuck your #Playstation blackout.
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DarthGrouch @darthgrouch.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
You know what I love about #Facebook? Somebody threatened to shoot me, I filed a complaint, and they didn't remove the comment saying it wasn't a violent threat. I made a comment saying #Hasidic #Jews follow a cult and are Misogynistic #Penguins, and I get jailed for 3 days. #fuckyou
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Sophia_Nyx 🐰 @sophianyx.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Name your fav use of licensed music in a soundtrack.
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Bruce Kanin @bk9net.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I’ll see your Scenes and raise you to…
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I finally saw some of Hellraiser 2022, and I have to say. Man, it really fucking sucks. The cenobites look terrible, the acting is horrible. What a laughable situation this franchise has landed since tumbling from Hellraiser 3. What the fuck. #Hellraiser #sucks #movie #horror #lol
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I hear their making a mashup movie of Hellraiser and Drag Me To Hell. They're going to call it... Send Me To Hell.. damn that looks nice in multiple ways. #horror
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
youtu.be
In This Moment - Crawl (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Better Noise Music
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The 80s had some seriously bad songs. #music
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Jan Terri - Losing You
YouTube video by Jan Terri
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Sister Rosetta Tharpe- "Didn't It Rain?" Live 1964 (Reelin' In The Years Archive)
YouTube video by ReelinInTheYears66
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I see more shit about #TheOdyssey, shit story, shit book about shit nobody really knows about. People bitching about the cast. Elliot Page, Lupita Nyong'o, Zendaya, Himesh Patel. They forgot the most important thing. They cast Matt Fucking Damon as #Odysseus, the hero. What the fuck!? "Action hero?"
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
#ai #penis #music #lol
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Neon Floppy Penises
Listen and make your own on Suno.
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Ok, I hate #TheOdyssey book, in high school I thought Homer was a douchebag, the fuaxrage about a fictional story movie casting is silly and I don't care about it. I don't care if a Klondike Bar or John F Kennedy was cast as Helen of Troy... ... but this is funny. #mattdamon #elliotpage #lol
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Hmm.. That's interesting. Postmodern Jukebox. #music #postmodernjukebox
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Never Gonna Give You Up - Vintage Soul Rick Astley Cover ft. Clark Beckham - PMJ Rickroll
YouTube video by PostmodernJukebox
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Holiday In Cambodia is still relevant in the United States.
youtu.be
Dead Kennedys - Holiday In Cambodia
YouTube video by ConcertsOnVEVO
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Knapp Arcade @knapparcade.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
1951 Gottlieb Mermaid 🧜‍♀️ woodrail electromechanical pinball machine. 600 units produced. Designed by Wayne Neyens with art by Roy Parker. As seen at the Ann Arbor Pinball Museum aka VFW in Brighton, Michigan. #mermaid #1950s #electromechanical #pinball #arcade
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Irish Song. Lyrics by me, music by Ai. Yes it's Ai. I don't fucking care. #irish #drunk #yay #ai
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Hard Being Irish Being Hard
Listen and make your own on Suno.
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Sharpie pens in pink. Do you know where my pen is? #Sharpie #pen #ink
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
When I go swimming, I bring an extra towel. Because I need to make sure I have.. #swim #pool #balls #testicles #water
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Do they make inexpensive green sneakers? #foot #sneakers
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Evil Dead 2 Disco. #Disco #ai #silly #goofball
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Klatuu Berata On The Dance Floor
Listen and make your own on Suno.
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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Wobedraggled @wobedraggled.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Mr. Roper mugging for the camera... youtu.be/XOy8ksMISj4?...
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Mr. Roper Three’s Company Greatest Hits (Shattering the 4th Wall)!
YouTube video by Roger Crooks
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Rosencranz N Gildenstern @maxshrek.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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