Max Preston @maxpreston86.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Ricky Gervais' "Alley Cats" is what would happen if someone told ChatGPT to write a "Derek and Clive" sketch as badly as it can. 000
Max Preston @maxpreston86.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Our friend Dermot Murnaghan has left us. He was a gentleman, a consummate broadcaster and journalist, and a great laugh. His stoicism in the face of his diagnosis and his advocacy for prostate cancer screening were a true inspiration. I am privileged to have known him. 010
Max Preston @maxpreston86.bsky.social · 18/01/2026"Young" people on TV in the 80s and 90s were old AF. 000
Reposted by Max PrestonAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 15/01/2026"Why aren't the BBC reporting XXXXX when social media has been showing it for 2 hours?" Maybe because they are checking and verifying it like a proper, professional news outlet rather than just throwing any old half-understood, possibly fake shite out into the world. 2130618
Max Preston @maxpreston86.bsky.social · 15/12/2025I've long thought the simplest question one could ask Trump - and which would yield the most-illuminating answer - would be: "Are people allowed not to like you?" Thanks to Rob Reiner and his wife, we appear to have the answer. 000
Max Preston @maxpreston86.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Random Facebook commenter: "We never had all these knife stabbings in the 60s and 70s, when we had discipline and respect." I've yet to receive a reply to my request for her thoughts on "gun shootings". 000
Max Preston @maxpreston86.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Remembering the halcyon days of three weeks ago, when a "BBC Trump Edit" meant Celia Imrie's flatulence. 020
Max Preston @maxpreston86.bsky.social · 06/11/2025How is THIS the PRIMARY image you put on an online property listing?! Up next, the radiator in the spare bedroom! Better get an offer in ASAP! 010
Max Preston @maxpreston86.bsky.social · 29/10/2025PR agent called Sam Cooke sends me a press release. My first thought: 🎼"Yooouu... send me... spam." 010
Max Preston @maxpreston86.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Headlines like this utterly infuriate me. The gist is essentially: "How dare a public figure not be living up to the public's judgemental expectations at all times?" At its worst, it's what makes weirdos dream up ideas like... *checks notes*... KIDNAPPING HOLLY WILLOUGHBY! Just gross. 010
Max Preston @maxpreston86.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Dear PR agency, You do not get to e-mail me an "OPERATIONAL NOTE" - my bosses do - and you are not them. It's called a press release. Get over yourselves. 000
Max Preston @maxpreston86.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Something called "Black Country Live" brings us two bits of Earth-shattering news... 1. There's a news programme on ITV called "Good Morning Brain". 2. Apparently, it's news that a news programme went to an item in their running order. (Appalling, merit-free clickbait) 010
Max Preston @maxpreston86.bsky.social · 24/09/2025Pleased to hear U.S. viewers will soon be seeing a lot more @news.sky.com content on @msnbc.com (or MS NOW, as it will soon be known). news.sky.com/story/sky-ne...news.sky.comSky News coverage to be featured on MSNBC as part of commercial agreementSky News strikes a deal with MSNBC to expand the reach of its journalism to the US. 010
Max Preston @maxpreston86.bsky.social · 23/09/2025I'm not sure "We're awesome. You suck." is the masterful diplomatic gambit Trump thinks it is. 000
Max Preston @maxpreston86.bsky.social · 23/09/2025If Biden gave a speech this rambling, self-congratulatory and nonsensical to the U.N., Fox News would (rightly) call for him to be taken away by men in white coats. 000
Max Preston @maxpreston86.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Colleague in her 20s: "Should we blur Madonna's boobs on the front of the Star?" Me: "Hmmm... it's... Borderline!" [deafening silence] 010
Max Preston @maxpreston86.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Just seen a van with a website address that reads i-wash-it-me. Never went hyphens more-needed. 000
Max Preston @maxpreston86.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Apparently, all the anaesthetic machines in this hospital have names. Mine were called Sybil and Basil. I asked if that meant they were Fawlty. 010
Reposted by Max PrestonOlaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 11/09/2025You join us live from Danny Dyer’s birthday drinks. 281900594
Max Preston @maxpreston86.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Tomorrow, I'm going into hospital for a double endoscopy and cystoscopy. (Trust me... DON'T Google it! 😂) There's nothing to worry about until or unless there's something to worry about, but that's why we're checking. That said, please think good thoughts. 000
Max Preston @maxpreston86.bsky.social · 10/09/2025The Charlie Kirk video. Don't watch it. Don't share it. Channels airing it unexpurgated should be ashamed. 120
Max Preston @maxpreston86.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Is it just me, or has tomorrow's Metro made Vernon Kay look like Melvyn Bragg?! 010
Max Preston @maxpreston86.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Just seen a man so posh, he pronounced it "hwheel-CHAIR". I feel like a peas-ANT. 010
Max Preston @maxpreston86.bsky.social · 19/08/2025HEADLINE: "Putin might not want a deal with Ukraine, says Trump" Does one need to sit in a room with Putin -:or even talk to him - to understand that? 000
Reposted by Max PrestonMax Preston @maxpreston86.bsky.social · 04/08/2025PLEASE SHARE THIS JOB AD! Wheelchair-user (me) seeks support workers for social, domestic, work and personal care activities. Must have a UK-eligible driving licence and be able to start in early Sept. Full details below. (PLEASE NOTE: NOT a @skynewsrss.bsky.social job) 001
Max Preston @maxpreston86.bsky.social · 04/08/2025PLEASE SHARE THIS JOB AD! Wheelchair-user (me) seeks support workers for social, domestic, work and personal care activities. Must have a UK-eligible driving licence and be able to start in early Sept. Full details below. (PLEASE NOTE: NOT a @skynewsrss.bsky.social job) 001
Max Preston @maxpreston86.bsky.social · 23/07/2025This is silly. Why would - or should - Colbert want to be a member of a club that doesn't want him - and that he will likely feel wants to constrain his ability to perform as he pleases? 000
Max Preston @maxpreston86.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Gotta love a man who amputated his own legs for creepy reasons being called Neil HOPPER. news.sky.com/story/surgeo...news.sky.comSurgeon charged with buying 'Eunuch Maker' videos and fraud over removal of own legsNeil Hopper, 49, is alleged to have dishonestly made a false representation to insurers claiming that his leg injuries were the "result of sepsis and were not self-inflicted". 010
Max Preston @maxpreston86.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Fifteen years ago today, I made my debut as a reporter on Radio 4. I say "debut"... they've not invited me to do it again since. Probably wise! www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCeS...youtube.comMax Preston: "Today in Parliament" - BBC Radio 4 (2010)YouTube video by Max Preston 000
Max Preston @maxpreston86.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Recruiting a new assistant. I'll give them points for conciseness. 000
Max Preston @maxpreston86.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Again, let's please keep any discussion on this to the theory of my question - not Wallace himself. That way madness and legal pitfalls lie. 000
Max Preston @maxpreston86.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Without getting into specific allegations... Are any other neurodivergent people really uncomfortable with Gregg Wallace citing his neurodivergence as - let's be generous - an alibi for his behaviour? Just because I can misread a moment doesn't excuse me from accountability. 120
Max Preston @maxpreston86.bsky.social · 07/07/2025I was under the impression she had married... y'know... a man. 000
Max Preston @maxpreston86.bsky.social · 04/07/2025🎵"There are many swear-words I would like to say to you - and I'm gonna now..." #Oasis www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFCk...youtube.comSO FUNNY!!! - OASIS - WONDERWALLYouTube video by Stevie Riks 010
Max Preston @maxpreston86.bsky.social · 28/06/2025Permit me to editorialise... Rubbish. And insulting rubbish at that. If (until this week) it was imperative to get the changes through, why - now - claim the U-turn is on "moral" grounds? Or was the "imperative" to save the PM's leadership? An insult to disabled people like me. 010
Max Preston @maxpreston86.bsky.social · 25/06/2025That thing when they've erected tacky, Beverly Hills-style gates outside your childhood home (that you're visiting for the first time in 28 years), so you have to peep through the bushes like a pervert with a nostalgia fetish... 020
Max Preston @maxpreston86.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Thinking good thoughts for our dear friend and former colleague. You couldn't hope to find a more-consummate professional or a lovelier guy. news.sky.com/story/dermot...news.sky.comDermot Murnaghan: Former Sky News presenter diagnosed with stage four prostate cancerThe 67-year-old announced on social media his diagnosis, saying he is "responding positively" to treatment and "feeling well". 010
Max Preston @maxpreston86.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Gee, thanks, Uber Eats! That really is an offer I CAN refuse! 010
Max Preston @maxpreston86.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Armada: How Danny Dyer compares himself to other geezers. 010
Max Preston @maxpreston86.bsky.social · 07/06/2025Friend: "Have you read a book called 'Futility'?" Me: "I didn't see the point." 010
Max Preston @maxpreston86.bsky.social · 27/05/2025My mother left us 20 years ago today. Anyone who tells you it gets any easier is lying, but what it does do is give clarity. What would make her proud? What treatment wouldn't she tolerate? What would she find worthy of mockery? What would she relish? Embrace those - and you can't go far wrong. 140
Max Preston @maxpreston86.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Exactly one year apart. Coverage of the FA Cup final at Wembley on the TV... while I feel smug about no longer having to deal with 90,000 football fans 20 yards from my doorstep! 010
Max Preston @maxpreston86.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Apparently, I just crashed our opening titles. Oops! 020