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Max Papillon @maxpapillon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The internet is so full of explanations for how small dominos can topple bigger ones it's got the Google Search AI convinced it's physically impossible for big dominos to topple small ones.
Search: toppling big domino toward smal

AI answer:

A small domino cannot topple a larger one in reverse (from big to small through a standard chain reaction because a falling large block simply overpowers or misses a smaller target without transferring the necessary cascading trigger
Most users on Reddit agree that the amplification effect onlv works in one direction- from small to large-because settina each larqer domino upright stores gravitational potential energy that the previous small block releases. Going backwards from big to small lacks this stored potential-energy buildup in the smaller targets. YouTube: Stephen .. +1
The Physics of Scale
Energy Storage: Upright dominoes hold gravitational potential energy; a fall acts merely as a trigger to release what is already stored in that specific block. Reddit
The 1.5x Rule: Moving from smal to large allows each piece to be roughly 1.5 times larger than the previous one, amplifying force exponentially. Business Insider +1
Reverse Failure: A large falling block toppling toward a smaller one fails because the center of mass of the bia domino strikes below or completelv overshoots the tinv center of gravity of the small one, breaking the proportional transfer of momentum.
A professor demonstrates how the domino amplification effect works in reverse anc forward scales:
[Video link]
Would you like to know how many dominoes it would take to scale up to the size of a building, or are you looking for help with a specific physics problem?
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Max Papillon @maxpapillon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"Throwing shade" used by Canadian prime minister Carney #linguistics www.cbc.ca/news/world/p...
[Screeshot from a cbc news article which reads:]

When asked by reporters in Ottawa today about the post from Hegseth, Prime Minister Mark Carney said the message was "beneath their office."

"When the Americans stop doing memes, stop throwing shade, stop trying to be tough and start being serious about having the discussions, we can have those discussions," he said. "But it's not constructive, but that's their democracy."
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Max Papillon @maxpapillon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I don't want to call out the authors of this otherwise banal economics paper, but when your climate predictions jump from "anthropogenic warming will continue until 2099" to "mammals will go extinct [250 million years from now from tectonic shifts]", it's obvious you asked an LLM to do the research.
Screenshot of one paragraph of the economics article with a number of citations about climate change and a final one by Farnsworth et al highlighted in yellow about mammal extinction. Here's the full text of the image:


 Global warming has brought various impacts to human beings, and many scholars have researched this before. From a global perspective, widespread increases in lake surface water temperatures have been documented in recent decades. Globa warming causes evaporation to accelerate, and global lakes warm slower than surface temperatures. Research shows that lake warming is likely to continue from 2021 to 2099 unless a low greenhouse gas emissions scenario occurs ( Tong et al., 2023). Global warming leads to reduced ocean heat transfer Mecking and Drijfhout, 2023). In addition climate change affects the use and loss of nitrogen from farmland differently across the world, with serious consequences for sustaining food production (Ren et al., 2023 ) Also, extreme climate could drive land mammals to extinction during the next
supercontinent aggregation (Farnsworth et al.,
2023). Research has found that carbon dioxide is the main cause of global warming.Screenshot of Farsnworth et al 2023: "Climate extremes likely to drive land mammal extinction during next super continent assembly" in nature geoscience.

And the following sentence highlighted from the abstract: "In ~250 Myr all continents will converge to form Earth's next supercontinent, Pangea Ultima".

Authors: Alexander Farnsworth, Y. T. Eunice Lo, Paul J. Valdes, Jonathan R. Buzan, Benjamin J. W. Mills, Andrew S. Merdith, Christopher R. Scotese & Hannah R. Wakeford

Full visible part of the abstract:


Mammals have dominated Earth for approximately 55 Myr thanks to their adaptations and resilience to warming and cooling during the Cenozoic. All life will eventually perish in a runaway greenhouse once absprbed solar radiation exceeds the emission of thermal radiation in several billions of years. However, conditions rendering the Earth naturally inhospitable to mammaIs may develop sooner because of long-term processes linked to plate tectonics (short-term perturbations are not considered here)). In ~250 Myrall continents will converge to form Earth's next supercontinent, Pangea Ultima. A natural consequence of the creation and decay of Pangea Ultima will be extremes in pco due to changes in volcanic rifting
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Max Papillon @maxpapillon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Turns out the eclipse is visible through the clouds in *one* of my pictures! Taken in Canada
Close up to a very cloudy sky, with the sun showing a decent sliver of partial eclipse in the upper right.
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Max Papillon @maxpapillon.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I was taken by surprise when I spotted Praat in an Entomology paper! If it's good enough for human voice, then why not for the buzzing of bugs? Pinto et al. (2021) in Insects, vol 13.9
Screenshot from the paper showing a paragraph of text, a figure, and the figure's caption.

Text: Frequency analysis was completed on the trimmed recordings using the linguistic software Praat, version 6.1.55 (http://www.praat.org, accessed on 1 November 2021 [79] to obtain the mean wingbeat fundamental frequency for each individual recording. Pitch analysis settings were set to a Gaussian window: window length 6/75 (0.08 s), with a silence threshold of 0.01, a voicing threshold to 0.5, a voiced/unvoiced cost at 0.01, the pitch range set to 100 to 350 Hz, and autocorrelation was selected as the analysis method. The entire spectrogram was highlighted to obtain the mean fundamental frequency for each recording. Visible pitch contours were extracted for each individual recording and provided information on the number of valid (voiced) frames, estimated spreading at the 84% median, and range. Trimmed audio recordings of less than 1000 valid frames were discarded and not included in the analysis (Figure 1).

[Figure shows a diagram starting from of a raw .wav file, illustrared by a spectrogram. From the spectrogram an arrow to "pitch detection", then arrow to a box titled "mean fundamental frequency / wingbeat frequency", illustrated with a classic waveform & spectrogram combo from Praat, and a spectral slice laveled with a fundamental frequency and harmonics.]

Caption: Figure 1. Overall methodology showing transition from raw recording to determination of mean wingbeat frequency for an individual specimen. Example shown is for male C. dubia.
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Max Papillon @maxpapillon.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Wtf, LinkedIn is required on some job applications now? You shouldn't need an account with a weird social media to apply for a job.
Screenshot of an online form. The section title is "link" with text boxes for "LinkedIn URL", "GitHub URL", "Portfolio URL", and "Other URL". The LinkedIn URL is starred as mandatory.
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Max Papillon @maxpapillon.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
It's one thing for google to be shit and force this hallucinatory trash on us, and I really don't want machines to talk to me in the first place, but it would sure be nice if it at least weren't so confidently condescending while being obviously very wrong!
Screenshot of a Google search for Korinchia tenax.

The AI overview begins with "You seem to have accidentally combined two different things: a genus of hoverflies and a common species name!"

After the overview is a link to a page about the species Korinchia tenax, which very much does exist.
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Max Papillon @maxpapillon.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Another sunset one, but this one *says* my location and my time zone, and it still just guesses and ends up wrong! No possible excuse that my location is off.
Screenshot of the word sunset.

The AI overview shows three images of sunset and then says the following before trailing off:

Sunset refers to the daily disappearance of the Sun below the Earth's horizon caused by the planet's rotation.

In [redacted] today's sunset occurs at approximately 9:24 PM [redacted]. Because of your northern latitude during June, your days are long, bringing extended evening daylight and
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Max Papillon @maxpapillon.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
In the 19th century "true new yorker" was a way to mean "white of Dutch ancestry". And you'll find it alongside such racial relics as "the old Dutch stock". Not convinced that can ever be truly reclaimed.
To set forth the story of the city of New York, of its founding and of its growth, of its struggles and of its success; to do this with a knowledge of the details of the past, and with an appreciation of the difficulties of the present; to tell the tale briefly, briskly, vividly-this is not only to write a good book, it is to do a good deed. And this is what Mr. Theodore Roosevelt has done in the volume he has just written for the series of "Historic Towns," edited by Professor Freeman.

For writing a history of New York City Mr. Roose-velt is exceptionally well qualified. A native New Yorker of the old Dutch stock, he has taken part in the public life of the city ever since he arrived at man's estate, and he has done yeoman service for the cause of good government. He has had a personal acquaintance with the practical part of politics, likely to be as useful to a historian as Gibbon declared that his brief service in the militia had been to him when he came to describe the evolutions of the Roman legionaries. Mr. Roose-velt's earlier literary labors have also stood him in good stead. His "Naval History of the War of 1812" helped him to understand the mercantile development of New York; his biography of "Gouverneur Mor ris" made him an authority on noted New Yorkers of the Revolution; and his "Winning of the West" gave him a sympathy with the pioneer, the settler, and the wandering trader, more akin in condition and not un-like in character to those who founded New York, and by whose efforts it gained its first growth.yet shall he live, and whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die." "Thy dead men shall live; together with my dead body, shall they arise." Our holy record assures us that there is beyond a life of conscious intelli-gence, and endless joy. This is but the portal to the King's Palace; to the "house not made with hands, eternal in the heavens." And now the cheered heart can say, Go, loved one; we can submissively part from you, since you go to the joy of the Lord. We must soon fol-low; but it shall be this faith of coming to the General Assembly of all earth's redeemed, to the communion of the blessed who forever see God.

Augustus Schell was born in Rhinebeck in 1812, but passed his active life in this city, and was by birth, life, and love a true New Yorker. He came of the old Dutch stock, an honored scion of a race of which he was never ashamed. His academic life was at Union College, under the tutelage of that remarkable educator, the Rev. Dr. Eliphalet Nott, and his professional education was had at the widely-famed Law School at Litchfield, Connecticut; but early he came to this city to give play to those energies he felt himself to possess in the widest and best field for manly effort and success, and his whole career proves that he had no un-justifiable confidence in his powers and the proper field for their exertion. In form he was well-built, robust, and vig-orous; and his mind was of a high order, solid and ener-getic, rather than quick and brilliant, possessing the capac-ity of clear and correct thought, and all his powers controlled by a calm, unwavering will. He was, I always thought, a very striking instance of the efficacy of quiet com-mon sense, which without bustle or noise went directly and unerringly to its object. His disposition was mild and con-
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Max Papillon @maxpapillon.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Maybe some of the troops are heroes, but not automatically. I'm sure a lot of the troops are jerks! Most people are jerks already, and it's not like giving a jerk a gun and telling him it's okay to kill people suddenly turns that jerk into a hero!
Rockwell's "Free Speech" painting featuring a man standing to speak. Bojack Horseman's head from a low angle with a poorly removed background is superimposed over the head of the original. The editing is crappy, definitely not AI, and very wabi-sabi when you think about it.
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Max Papillon @maxpapillon.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Most elaborate way not to elaborate.
Screenshot of a google search for <refuse to elaborate>. The AI overview then reads as this before trailing off:

"Understood. I will not elaborate further.

If you'd like to tell me what topic we aren't going to discuss:

Is it a specific person?

Is it a historical event?"
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Max Papillon @maxpapillon.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I might just keep posting all the bad AI results I organically encounter on google search. I google so many random phrases all the time to find usage or misremembered memes that it's gonna keep happening. Here's Google trying to mash up every fish tank joke on the internet.
Screenshot of a Google Search for <how do you drive this thing>. The AI overview claims reference to reddit, the Oatmeal, and iTalki and says the following before trailing off:

"That depends entirely on what "this thing" is!

If you are a fish stuck in a glass box, one of you should probably man the guns while the other takes the steering wheel. 

To provide a real, step-by-step breakdown:"
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Max Papillon @maxpapillon.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I just stumbled on a really bad one. I only googled this phrase hoping to find memes. Google, out of the blue, knowing nothing of my love life, couldn't help but being so sycophantic as to give me expert reddit advice to dump my bf. Google *Search*. Why is any of this even in Google Search?
Screenshot of a google search on a logged out account for the words <girl delete him>.

The AK overview reads as the following then the preview fades off:

Do it. Consider deleting his number or unfollowing him on social media. Removing the temptation to text or check his updates is a huge step in taking your power back.

Options for moving forward include:

Focusing on communication boundaries:

Deciding whether to send a final, clear message or to implement a block
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Max Papillon @maxpapillon.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Google used to have the most sophisticated system for organizing information ever. What a loss.
Screenshot of a Google search result for the word "ready". The AI overview begins and looks like a dictionary entry, with an audio button, "ready" in bold, and then the phonetic transcription.

But after instead of a defition it reads "I am ready when you are! How can I help you today? Whether you need information, help with a specific task, or just want to chat, let me know what you'd like to do."
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Max Papillon @maxpapillon.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
What an absolute joke
Screenshot of a Google search for "sorry". The AI overview reads:

"There is absolutely no need to apologize! I am here and ready to help.Whether you accidentally hit the wrong button, typed something out by mistake, or are just starting fresh with a new question, I’ve got you covered." With a "show more" button.

Then the first result is wiktionary
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Max Papillon @maxpapillon.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I'm not exagerating! It's literally just average length of sentences and words with some scaling factors! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flesch%... "Banana" is as readable as "epistemic". "
Screenshot from the wikipedia linked in the post, specifically of the top of the subsection defining Flesch reading ease. There is a text followed by a formula.

"In the Flesch reading-ease test, higher scores indicate material that is easier to read, while lower numbers mark passages that are more difficult to read. The formula for the Flesch reading-ease score (FRES) test is:"

206.835 - 1.015 × (total words ÷ total sentences) - 84.6 (total syllables ÷ total words)
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Max Papillon @maxpapillon.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Feel free to explain. I really don't think I'm here to get your attention. I think I'm here because this entire moderation saga has risen to such absurd levels that I finally decided to join in and correct an obvious misconception of yours.
Fifth panel of xkcd #169

Black Hat just cut off cueball's hand and cueball's scream continues in the background.

BlackHat: "Communicating badly and acting smug when you're misunderstood is not cleverness."
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Max Papillon @maxpapillon.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
This graph from NZ struck me too.
Graph titled Hourly rainfail in Berhampore, Wellington Jully 1996 - April 2026.

Almost every data point is concentrated at the bottom of the map, with hourly rainfalls all below 30mm, and mostly under 10mm. Except for one outlier point at the top right for when it rained 77mm in an hour in April 2026.
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Max Papillon @maxpapillon.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Top half of the Wondermark comic that introduced the term sealioning, but with some of the words changed to apply in the current context.

Woman: I don't mind most marine mammals, but will stancil? i could do without will stancil.

Man: don't skeet that out loud!

Sealion: Pardon me, I couldn't help but namesearch.

Man: now you've done it!

Sealion: I would like to have a civil quoteskeet about your statement. Would you mind showing me evidence of any negative harassment Will Stancil has ever done to you?
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Max Papillon @maxpapillon.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
We're doing ourselves a disservice conflating the mere naïveté of personifying AIs with the much more severe notion of psychosis. Some people have developed mental illness from interacting with AI and others are wrong about AI's sentience. Being wrong is not a mental illness. Those are two issues.
Screenshot of the first paragraoh of the wikipedia page for the ELIZA effect:

In computer science, the ELIZA effect is a tendency to project human traits—such as experience, semantic comprehension or empathy—onto computer programs. ELIZA was a symbolic AI chatbot developed in 1966 by Joseph Weizenbaum that imitated a psychotherapist. Many early users were convinced of ELIZA's intelligence and understanding, despite its basic text-processing approach and the explanations of its limitations.
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Max Papillon @maxpapillon.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Two frames from the Simpson's Halloween version of The Raven. In the first frame/ panel homer is identified as the Press and screams at the raven "Doesn't this just sound like you don't have a grip on your govt". In the second frame/panel the raven/Bart is identified as Starmer and says "I was not told".
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Max Papillon @maxpapillon.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
4 panel comic of text hastily added on a comic to replace the text.

Panel 1. Angry man: "teen pregnancy is bad".

Panel 2. Calm man: "we are finally reducing teen pregnancy"

Panel 3. Angry man, burning a file: "I don't want to reduce teen pregnancy"

Panel 4. Angry man: "I want to call teen girls sl*ts

Text at the bottom reads poorlydrawnline.com which I presume is where the original comic comes from.
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Max Papillon @maxpapillon.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Text: "please food industry, may I have more fiber"

Meme template: "Please sir may I have some more" with image from oliver twist.
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Max Papillon @maxpapillon.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Meme with 2 panels. The first panel is a tweet by Elon Musk from 2020 saying "We must pass The Great Filter". The second panel is a frame from the skit from the show I Think You Should Leave, where an angry man shouts through a car window at Tim Robinson who is sitting in the driver seat. The tect at the bottom says "YOU'RE the filter", where fikter is supposerimposed on the original word "guy".
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Max Papillon @maxpapillon.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Macron, qui a dit avoir appris l’existence des images par un « collègue africain » l’ayant contacté après être tombé sur cette vidéo aux « 12 millions de vues ». Face au « refus de retrait » des images, le président a jugé que Meta et ses équipes « se moquent de nous. Ils se moquent de la souveraineté des démocraties et donc ils nous mettent en danger ». Because Meta refused to remove the images, the president complained, even though the Élysée Palace had requested it. "Clearly, this is creating chaos ," commented Emmanuel Macron, who said he learned of the images from an "African colleague" who contacted him after stumbling upon the video with "12 million views ." Faced with the "refusal to remove" the images, the president asserted that Meta and its teams "are making a mockery of us. They are making a mockery of the sovereignty of democracies and therefore they are putting us in danger ."
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Max Papillon @maxpapillon.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Ew why? and why is it opt-out?
Screenshot of the body of an email, which reads as follows:

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Max Papillon @maxpapillon.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Meme with three frames of Luke and Yoda from Star Wars with superimposed text. In the first frame yoda says "why was 5 afraid of 7". In the second frame he says "because six seven eight". In the final frame Yoda is just staring.
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Max Papillon @maxpapillon.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Outdoors. Sign on a pole that reads: thoughfully, decisively, valiantly, earnestly, ardently, persistentlyOutdoors. Sign on a pole that reads: respectfully, audaciously, zealously, indignantly, stubbornly, sensitivelyOutdoors. Sign on a pole that reads: passionately, vigorously, energetically, sonorously, purposefully, cogently
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Max Papillon @maxpapillon.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Pictured: a transphobe following his own fucking point to its logical conclusion for the first time in his life rather than just working backward from "trans bad".
Screenshots from the end of video quote-posted above showing the Tory transphobe fuck whose name I don't want to learn during the close-up on his face in his moment of realizatio. There are two screenshots respectively taken early and late in that moment, showing the fall of his a smile as the realization sinks in.
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Max Papillon @maxpapillon.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Has anyone noticed people dropping the in- from "infuriating"? I only just noticed it, and I find many instances of calling things "furiating" online but I can't find any mention of this variant anywhere.
Result page of a google search for '"furiating" reddit".

The first three results are visible and come respectively from r/skyrim, r/camaro, and r/GameTheorist. In the first two examples, "Furiating" is used on its own followed by a period and a complaint in the following sentence. In the third example the context sentence is "I have found the most furiating thing I've seen."
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Max Papillon @maxpapillon.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I don't feel good about this at all www.mediapost.com/publications... archive.ph/qLpl5
Screenshot from the beginning of an article from the Marketing Daily section of the website MediaPost.

Title: Apple Criticized For Removal Of International Women's Day From Calendar

by Danielle Oster.

Image with the following caption: Image above: Earlier incarnation of Apple's Calendar still featured Women's History Month.

Main text: International Women’s Day is March 8, but you wouldn't’ know it from Apple’s Calendar app in the U.S., or several other countries.
Apple appears to have removed the holiday, along with Women’s History Month, from the app in the U.S. as well as some other countries. The move has not gone over well online.
On Meta’s Threads, Dr. Jolene Brighten, host of the women’s heath podcast, “The Dr. Brighten Show,” drew attention to the removal, asking Apple “why did you take International Women’s Day off the calendar?” in a post yesterday tagging the brand. The post received around 1,900 likes since yesterday, as well as 169 reshares and 70 comments.
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Max Papillon @maxpapillon.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Embarassing, but I somehow went all this time without realizing that John McCarthy the AI/cog-sci guy, and John J. McCarthy the Optimality Theory guy, are not the same person! I suspect the Smolensky's career path had an influence on my error.
Screenshot of John McCarthy's wikipedia page. A picture of him is at the bottom. The text reads as follows:

John McCarthy (September 4, 1927 – October 24, 2011) was an American computer scientist and cognitive scientist. He was one of the founders of the discipline of artificial intelligence.[1] He co-authored the document that coined the term "artificial intelligence" (AI), developed the programming language family Lisp, significantly influenced the design of the language ALGOL, popularized time-sharing, and invented garbage collection.Screenshot of John J. McCarthy's wikipedia page. A photo of him is at the bottom. The text reads:

John Joseph McCarthy (born 1953) is an American linguist and the Provost and Senior Vice Chancellor for Academic Affairs at the University of Massachusetts Amherst since July 2017. In July 2018, he assumed office as the Provost.[1]
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Max Papillon @maxpapillon.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Called it!
Tweet from the official Duolingo account:

"oh so NOW you're learning mandarin"

There is a self-reply saying "in case you were stuck..." and a link to a web page titled "Dear Duolinguo: How can I learn Chinese tones?". The image accompanying the link has a cute owl mascot stuffed into a mail box that is already full of envelopes.
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