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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

going to the light up ballet tonight. it's like the regular ballet but the costumes light up.

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

why do i let my dog sleep in my bed? because I get to wake up to this.

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

sometimes my dog becomes a triangle

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

i am haunted by the Salvador Dali jewelry collection which I learned about from jeopardy

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

there was a fireworks fire within walking distance of my house. I'm so glad I didn't go outside to see it when it was still on fire cuz I would not have handled it well.

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

if this dog knew how many pictures of her sleeping I have on this phone she would be so weirded out

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

podcast: lists books used as sources me: looks up the book only to realize I already own it me:

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

every time a friend talks about going back to school to get another degree

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

i built a garden thing for my mom and put compost that I made from my own trash in it. I'm basically a homesteader.

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

i read challanger by @adamhigginbotham.bsky.social a month ago and today I read this. when I tell you I started openly weeping I need you to understand that it was not just a little tear, it was full on, ugly-crying in public.

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

i have discovered a clue about what may have happened to the item i ordered

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

you STOLE this look from the Wonkadrobe. Now it has to be washed and sterilized, so you get NOTHING! You LOSE! Good DAY sir.

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

me: hasn't read a fiction book in literal years. Storygraph:

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Face reveal! Wrong answers only.

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

my favorite thing about my tiny puppy is how she is prepared and willing to fight God

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

petition to replace one of the confederate statues with one of the mucus man in honor of whoever invented guaifenesin

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

I'm proud to be an American because we invented the cheeseball.

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

i fell on the stairs a couple days ago and there's a giant bruise on my ass so I put a heating pad on the couch for me to sit on and help the bruise clear up... but then the dogs discovered the magical warm spot, so now it's the dog's heating pad.

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

you know how sometimes you're just gabbing away in the group chat and accidentally drop a whole bunch of deep lore to you kinda just forgot people didn't know and then everyone is like

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

shout out to Sam, who GRACIOUSLY allowed himself to be pet by peasants sometimes

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

have you made a cake for Jeannine yet?

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

I'm trying so hard to be unphased and like, "it's just a building" but it's such a STARK visual symbol of how much has changed and it's honestly upsetting to me in a way that I wasn't expecting.

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

sometimes when Matilda is laying next to me I'll reach over to pet her and she'll just roll onto her back soooo casually - she was totally already gonna go that, it just so happens that it *accidentally* put her into prime belly rub position. it delights me every single time.

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

without downloading anything, where are you mentally right now?

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

when I wake up I have to check to see if Tallulah has crawled in to my bed because she's very widdol and she likes the warms so she burrows under blankets so I'm afraid I'll mush her

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

here with my friendship bracelets, my showgirl mani, and the only piece of orange clothing that I own.

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

every cartoonist hates Peter Lorre and I'm dying to know what he did to them.

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

Predator: Killer Of Killers (2025) this club has everything. vikings, swords, a ww2 flying ace, getting swallowed whole by a big monster. found family even tho they were gonna kill each other like 2 minutes ago. the predator king. Arnold. ⭐⭐⭐⭐

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

if you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

felt like I should share this random screenshot from wikipedia for no reason at all

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

if I was a fameo I would always wear shit like this to award shows, *no no, it's not that I knew I'd get cold, it's *fashion*"

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

me seeing Harry Potter merch on a grown ass adult in the year of our Lord 2025:

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

today I'm replacing an ugly light fixture with a prettier one and then finishing the tile in my bathroom.

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

just finished Box Office Poison by Tim Robey; absolutely delightful read, highly recommend.

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Looney Tunes did Peter Lorre so dirty, holy shit

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

I know it's done when my marshmallow looks like this:

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

so you wanna watch a show where 2 blindfolded men in a super villain's volcano lair get fed extremely fancy meals *here comes the airplane* style? have I ever got the show for you. #CulinaryClassWars

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

post a picture of when your pet was little.

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

they're not even trying anymore

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