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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 9h

petition for Taylor Swift to direct a movie adaptation of Rebecca

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i started my new meds yesterday and woke up today uncured. rude.

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

when an idea you had actually works out as you envisioned is honestly better than heroin

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Getting a new diagnosis when you're already sick is so frustrating. It's like I'm glad to have a name for the thing and a plan going forward but I just really didn't want another thing to add to the list of things wrong with me.

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

going to the light up ballet tonight. it's like the regular ballet but the costumes light up.

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

nerds with chronic illness demand a symptom tracking app that is voice activated by the phrase "captain's log"

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

y'all. dr. pepper is halal. nail polish is halal. sriracha is halal. halal just means it's not *specifically* banned. do literally one google before being outraged in the Internet.

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

the building where I work was broken into over the weekend but all the interior doors were locked so the only thing they took was an air purifier that was in the waiting room

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

every year, right about the time I have finally gotten all my systems in place to be able to survive the summer, it starts to cool down. every damn year.

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

dislocated one of the bones in my wrist during the extreme sport of *checks notes* changing my shirt

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

the only thing the stock market really tells us is whether or not rich people feel confident that they're going to stay rich

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I keep getting advertisements for learning fencing on my podcasts and one of the selling points is that there's a "satisfying beep" whenever you score a point.

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

listen. if a dog falls asleep on you on your day off, that's the plans for the day sorted. i don't care what errands you were gonna run, your dog has decided that you need a nap. thems the breaks.

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

every time a doctor doesn't tell me to stop being a fat hysterical woman about whatever is wrong with me a little bit of my soul heels

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Gordon Ramsay always bitches about a mash being too lumpy but I can't say I mind a the lumps, they tell you it was made from an actual vegetable.

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I'm almost never surprised by news anymore but finding out that Starbucks is giving their employees black lung really wasn't on the fucked up news bingo card.

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

being able to help someone out financially when they need it is honestly so healing to my poor kid heart.

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

the rest of the week after 9/11 kids at my school kept saying that XYZ place near us was DEFINITELY next for XYZ reason and I kept telling kids that's stupid, because nothing happened near us AND I GOT CALLED INTO THE VICE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE. It's been 25 years and I'm still salty about it.

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

favorite genre of extremely niche media moments: when a podcaster hears about a news event and they leave the reaction in the final version of the podcast.

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

wherever I am, Aleve is also there.

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

when I am president Rizzo the Rat will be my secretary of the interior

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

when my mom first got a dog she was a no dogs on the couch guy but then she got sick one time and the dogs cuddled with her the whole time and the era of no dogs on the couch was over forever.

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

plan for today: make a real big mess. but like. for a reason. not just a random mess.

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

if I just had like one solid day of physical and mental energy it would be over for you bitches* *I could probably do at least a third of my to do list.

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

yesterday my mom had like 15 old ladies doing book club in the back yard and I drank fancy booze with one of the husbands and all of the dogs inside. perfect evening tbh.

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

my mom is hosting book club at the house tonight and I am both dogsitting and hiding in the basement so that the book club ladies can't get me.

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

my gender is non-newtonian. it's only acts as a gender under pressure.

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

what is your stupidest vocal stim? mine is "all chaps are assless." ...because they are.

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

i never feel more aware of being disabled than when I go to a work conference; there are people here have known me for 20+ years but only see me once or twice a year & they're always surprised that I use a cane or need accomodations.

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

when I was a kid I read this Sci-Fi series where one of the main characters had like cosmetically altered genes, and on the one hand that's a terrifying dystopian future but on the other hand if I could make my hair and nails grow in a color that I chose I would absolutely do it immediately

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I'm actually still deeply not okay about Dolly, she was one of the few people that still gave me hope for humanity.

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

there is no creature on earth that is a more efficient blanket hog than a crusty white dog.

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

On Saturday I gave myself Heat Exhaustion. on Monday the coworker I have a complicated relationship with had a Grand Mal seizure at her desk. on Tuesday we lost Dolly Parton. On Wednesday it was Tim Curry. i could really use a quiet rest other week.

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

So many people reached out to me to check if I was okay yesterday. including people I haven't spoken to in years. I don't believe in much but I believe in the goodness of people and I believe in Dolly.

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

periodic reminder that not having money is not shameful. nor is needing or accepting help. this is true at all times but it's particularly true whilst living in a fascio-capitalist hellscape. so like. jot that down.

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

migraines are so dumb, "what if you feel like one of your eyeballs might explode for a couple hours" that's how you sound migraine.

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

accidentally got drunk at 3pm on a Sunday

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

one time during the French Revolution the Duke of Orléans was trying to convince the poors not to murder him so he changed his name to Phil Equality. yes I'm serious. and they still ended up beheading him.

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

you know what, my bad I shouldn't have assumed that naming a folder "FOR [NAME OF COWORKER]" in a spot that she has to look every single day would be an obvious indication to them that it was in fact for her. mea culpa I guess.

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

i would actually love to not be perceived as a gendered or in any way sexual being. is that so much to ask?

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

there are so many cool accessibility features that already live on my phone and when I remember to use them I always think, "oh man this so much better"

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

why do i let my dog sleep in my bed? because I get to wake up to this.

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

today i wore a dress that I haven't worn in a while and it bugged me so much that i ended up changing out of it 10 minutes after I got to work. so I'll be getting rid of it.

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I don't *think* I'm having an emotional breakdown but I have been thinking a lot about cuttiing my hair like Mia Farrow in Rosemary's Baby.

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

i used to never miss a marvel thing and then it got away from me and now it's too much and I know I'll never catch up so I guess I'm just a boring grown up now.

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

having a fever is so weird, like I'm hot to the touch but also if I don't have like seven blankets on me I feel like i might die.

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

in the world today the way you know you're doing okay financially is that you have enough on the non payday Friday that you're not worried about running out before the payday friday

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

day 3 of fever. I'm tired of this grandpa.

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comrade coze @maximumcoze.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

someone called me a cripple the other day and it took me a couple minutes to be insulted cuz I was just like... in the year of our lord 2026?? Cripple is what you're going with??

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