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maximumbeaumont.bsky.social @maximumbeaumont.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thick bacon, pickled onions, cucumber, a sub style roll, but i can’t place the sauce but it looks like a ketchup like sauce but maybe sweet and spicy?
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maximumbeaumont.bsky.social @maximumbeaumont.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dominos Stuffed Pizza Pizza
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maximumbeaumont.bsky.social @maximumbeaumont.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Old bay works as a cure all if you can’t find the pure stuff
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maximumbeaumont.bsky.social @maximumbeaumont.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Geiger runs HR
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maximumbeaumont.bsky.social @maximumbeaumont.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you’re going to be an AI influencer, you need to register first with the Federal Bureau of Influencers, which he clearly hasn’t
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maximumbeaumont.bsky.social @maximumbeaumont.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What the fuck did I just watch
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maximumbeaumont.bsky.social @maximumbeaumont.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s like when one deer in the herd starts to run, the rest do and they cause mass panic. An acorn fell or something probably
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maximumbeaumont.bsky.social @maximumbeaumont.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shatreea Law?
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maximumbeaumont.bsky.social @maximumbeaumont.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“We conduct our 360 reviews a bit differently than you may be used to” (cracks knuckles)
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maximumbeaumont.bsky.social @maximumbeaumont.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I support how transformative AI tools are, while at the same time I am disgusted by their rollout. There’s opportunity for humanity to lift everyone up, and it won’t come through market driven tech. My hope for the fortune lies in humans commandeering the momentum for social equity and justice.
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maximumbeaumont.bsky.social @maximumbeaumont.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
QUENTIN TARANTINO Presents
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maximumbeaumont.bsky.social @maximumbeaumont.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Make Florida Cuban Again
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maximumbeaumont.bsky.social @maximumbeaumont.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Way easier to just call it fan fiction
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maximumbeaumont.bsky.social @maximumbeaumont.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You always walk with the wisk side facing downwards, and never run
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maximumbeaumont.bsky.social @maximumbeaumont.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Gasoline also
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maximumbeaumont.bsky.social @maximumbeaumont.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Don’t trust gifts from Palantir
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maximumbeaumont.bsky.social @maximumbeaumont.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I call the whole category of inauthentic chinese “mall Chinese”, and there’s no problem with that, just usually need a little hot sauce
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maximumbeaumont.bsky.social @maximumbeaumont.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
There’s no healthy place for misinformation in a functioning society, but there is for fantasy art, stories, etc if that’s what people want. So just be that if that’s what you are
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maximumbeaumont.bsky.social @maximumbeaumont.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@jessica-33095.bsky.social at least embrace the fact that you used AI if you going to use it to generate content. I see you push back on people claiming that, but you don’t need tools to verify, there’s obvious examples and I’d love to hear how that’s just “photoshop”
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maximumbeaumont.bsky.social @maximumbeaumont.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
An uncannily accurate Mr Kruger airbrushed back into the photo from Seinfeld
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maximumbeaumont.bsky.social @maximumbeaumont.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Kids these days didn’t realize the original Pokemon Go was uphill both ways
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maximumbeaumont.bsky.social @maximumbeaumont.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
In retrospect though that Gerber Life Grow Up Plan probably would have been a good investment
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maximumbeaumont.bsky.social @maximumbeaumont.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Ultra processed dinosaur meat essentially
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maximumbeaumont.bsky.social @maximumbeaumont.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Later that night…
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maximumbeaumont.bsky.social @maximumbeaumont.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Clearly Hollywood is going to read too much into this and see the trend that starting a movie with “Av” is guaranteed billions
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maximumbeaumont.bsky.social @maximumbeaumont.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Agree on all the points here, and I know it helped me get interested in music later, but counterpoint: is there any alternative that isn’t the worst sounding instrument possible
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maximumbeaumont.bsky.social @maximumbeaumont.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Cards for humanity
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maximumbeaumont.bsky.social @maximumbeaumont.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I wonder if this the deathblow fake movie from Seinfeld
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maximumbeaumont.bsky.social @maximumbeaumont.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
m night shyamalan produces this and the twist in the end is that nick cage was trapped in there this whole time
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maximumbeaumont.bsky.social @maximumbeaumont.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should
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maximumbeaumont.bsky.social @maximumbeaumont.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Well then i want to know where i should be flying through!
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maximumbeaumont.bsky.social @maximumbeaumont.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
That looks great, but unless it’s like Somoma International Airport i have to assume this isn’t in the US
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maximumbeaumont.bsky.social @maximumbeaumont.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Lived right near there and it’s awful. There’s just so many lovely candidates for awful rotaries in MA though, such as the one on 90 in west newton, Route 2 next to the prison, the one next to the natick mall, and fucking kelly square in worcester
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maximumbeaumont.bsky.social @maximumbeaumont.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
It just tingles the well used neurons of something something years…island…lost family that doesn’t recognize…might as well throw Arnold in there
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maximumbeaumont.bsky.social @maximumbeaumont.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
This is almost the plot to Twins also
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maximumbeaumont.bsky.social @maximumbeaumont.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
John Travolta’s family can’t tell the difference between these two cats
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maximumbeaumont.bsky.social @maximumbeaumont.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Yes but you pay for the Pasta Pass - if you just go in the pleb line they make you take your shoes off and take everything out of your pockets and put them in a communal bucket
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maximumbeaumont.bsky.social @maximumbeaumont.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Snicker Size Me
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maximumbeaumont.bsky.social @maximumbeaumont.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
That one guy put his fashy dress up kit in with the load of whites
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maximumbeaumont.bsky.social @maximumbeaumont.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
My guess is you live in new england
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maximumbeaumont.bsky.social @maximumbeaumont.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Nutty Professor meme with Hercule
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maximumbeaumont.bsky.social @maximumbeaumont.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
John Carpenter and Jamie Lee Curtis were the first to discover this, uncredited
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maximumbeaumont.bsky.social @maximumbeaumont.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
In a bread bowl
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maximumbeaumont.bsky.social @maximumbeaumont.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Future underwater dark tourism landmark, yes
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maximumbeaumont.bsky.social @maximumbeaumont.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Luxury tax implications with this
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maximumbeaumont.bsky.social @maximumbeaumont.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
If this was in SF or Boston etc “Great opportunity for investors. $1.2m”
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maximumbeaumont.bsky.social @maximumbeaumont.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
“Goodnight moon, goodnight stars…Never liked the stars. Always against us from the beginning. The Stars tried. And failed. And we’re here today with the stars to say we won’t fail. Or the stars. Goodnight comb…”
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maximumbeaumont.bsky.social @maximumbeaumont.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Anything that involves optionally going into a spooky anything. I definitely am not feeling great and/or have to get up early, any it only needs to be not something I’m interested in, let alone spooky
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maximumbeaumont.bsky.social @maximumbeaumont.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I was thinking “there’s a huge cat hair on there”, but it was just on my phone.
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maximumbeaumont.bsky.social @maximumbeaumont.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
The dying mall near where we lived with the toys’r’us right before they went under had a white sheet hung up to make the store smaller. Right now i feel we’re on the “mirrors make things look bigger” phase but headed towards the white sheet phase
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