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Max Palmer

@maximumax.bsky.social
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Dad, art director, futzer of stuff.

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Max Palmer @maximumax.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE! ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE! ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE! ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE! ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE! ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE! ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE! ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE! ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE! ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE! There I said it. Come get me, thought police.
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Max Palmer @maximumax.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Just cleaned my car out after a family trip. I would like to commend my children on the radius at which they can spread food.
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Truth.
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Kaitlyn Adams @kait2lyn.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Costco CEO who loses his shit at even the suggestion of raising the hot dog price is the only one safe
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Max Palmer @maximumax.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Just got a parking spot at Costco on a Saturday without circling. I feel like I should play Powerball or something.
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Max Palmer @maximumax.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Happy Drunknfat Day, Fellow Americans! 🦃
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Max Palmer @maximumax.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Dr’s office: “please arrive 15 minutes early so you can spend the extra time answering all the same questions you answered when you were here last week.”
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Max Palmer @maximumax.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Things that you’re intimately familiar with: the sound of the bathroom door closing as your spouse gets there to take a poop before you do.
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Max Palmer @maximumax.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
NYC wisdom.
TO CONSIDER WHEN EATING IN NEW YORK CITY
The best meals are the ones that make you want to take a shower afterwards.
Eating a utility slice while waiting in line for destination pizza is a snack hack.
Shame happens only when you tell your dinner friends that you're not that hungry.
If you've never been anywhere else, tacos and sushi are better here than there.
Knowing about germs won't help you in the quest of anything that's truly delicious.
Never settle for anything that isn't at least a $6 noodle soup on Bowery and Bayard.
Everything bagels provide the essential vitamins needed for sprinting after the J train.
Brunch is for the underachievers who believe there's usually only 3 meals in a day.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Annette tried to visit the memorial at least once a month and take time to remember her beloved Frankie, gone too soon from this world.
A chicken stands in front of an illustrated fast food chicken drive-thru menu board.
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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Back in youth group we were only allowed to say Jean-Claude Van Darn
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Max Palmer @maximumax.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Million dollar idea: start a subscription-based content service for art directors and designers called “OnlySans”.
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Max Palmer @maximumax.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I see so many posts from people who have really, really nice looking, orderly, clean desks. How the hell do you do that…
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Max Palmer @maximumax.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
New to Bluesky. Never used Twitter/X/whatever all that much, following tons of tweets was always a bit too much for me to handle. I’m into: Art/creative direction 3d printing and other fiddly hobbies Videography Whiskey Cool cars Web development Liberal politics
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