girl garth @maxformax.bsky.social · 08/10/2026let me go select the correct racialized emoji for this message 010
girl garth @maxformax.bsky.social · 06/10/2026yes, i retweet on instagram reels. i am five hundred years old 010
girl garth @maxformax.bsky.social · 01/10/2026people need to grow up and start treating tinashe right!!!! ten years ago!! more!! 000
girl garth @maxformax.bsky.social · 22/09/2026anyway, bass at the eastern sounds really good tonight 000
girl garth @maxformax.bsky.social · 22/09/2026so i said “fulll boody? like your little feetses? your little toes?” bc this had become funny to me. anyway then one of them said “oh ok that’s enough pictures”. 100
girl garth @maxformax.bsky.social · 22/09/2026three gay guys asked me to take their picture and it was a whole thing, had me hold a second phone with a flashlight. well, then one of them asked me to get “fully body” which was really funny to me—reasonable, but still funny. 100
girl garth @maxformax.bsky.social · 22/09/2026this will do numbers with the right cohort. i never really doubted you 020
girl garth @maxformax.bsky.social · 22/09/2026not sure about this corey, dont know the details, but i trust you 120
girl garth @maxformax.bsky.social · 14/09/2026im just not confident enough to wear big chunky hoka’s 000
girl garth @maxformax.bsky.social · 07/09/2026oh, bummer. i was just making a joke. did something happen? 100
girl garth @maxformax.bsky.social · 07/09/2026disappointed that i didnt see any zohran cosplay at dragoncon this year 101
girl garth @maxformax.bsky.social · 07/09/2026i wish the plus sized park hoppers came to dragoncon 000
girl garth @maxformax.bsky.social · 06/09/2026just heard a guy who looked like a security guard say happy 9/11 day? 010
girl garth @maxformax.bsky.social · 05/09/2026the hilton steps at dragoncon have never had a good dj not once not even for a few minutes on accident. setup always sounds bad too 020
girl garth @maxformax.bsky.social · 04/09/2026bro, i shoulda been faramir. that should have been me 000
girl garth @maxformax.bsky.social · 04/09/2026there’s tyler perry shows you can’t even imagine. or probably haven’t imagined yet, at least 010
girl garth @maxformax.bsky.social · 03/09/2026a guy cut me in line for coffee and then his card was declined 000
girl garth @maxformax.bsky.social · 03/09/2026they got justin long doing ozempic commercials on tubi 010
girl garth @maxformax.bsky.social · 19/08/2026we need to go back to woke 1.0 a little bit and remind everyone about micro aggression and then put everyone in jail for micro aggression 010
girl garth @maxformax.bsky.social · 17/08/2026i wonder which tote bag it was. i wish i had bought it 000
girl garth @maxformax.bsky.social · 15/08/2026i know it’s a year late but do we think this would read for cosplay 010
girl garth @maxformax.bsky.social · 13/08/2026July is Salad of the Day month at Rancho Gordo. July is Salad of the Day month July is Salad of the Day July is Salad 130
Reposted by girl garthmachine gun corey @nuclearbbq.bsky.social · 11/08/2026a market for "History of Woke1" books is emerging 141
girl garth @maxformax.bsky.social · 05/08/2026does anyone know why it’s so damn hard to find a bag of frozen raspberries in east atlanta 000
Reposted by girl garthNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 28/07/2026(acting in American Psycho but I forgot my lines) wow... business card.... a perfect rectangle... white, with words on it... All the key information is on here Jared Leto: (also forgot his lines) Plus it has Dope Handfeel as well 213097484
girl garth @maxformax.bsky.social · 17/07/2026im at an allergy doctor to uncover the mystery of a recent reaction i had and i feel like such a poser. everyone here is a veteran. it’s like their house. theyre just walking straight to the back for their shots, greeted by name etc 010
girl garth @maxformax.bsky.social · 16/07/2026recycling an observation from reels into a bluesky post to recyle an observation from reels into a joke in the bluesky group chat, bc i cant post a photo in the bluesky group chat 030
girl garth @maxformax.bsky.social · 12/07/2026on top of everything, to have your stupid country flag colored in your hair 010
girl garth @maxformax.bsky.social · 08/07/2026the fox fifa “rules expert”. not buying what you’re selling, pal 000
