iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Bryan is my favorite of these types of protagonists and this is a solid breakdown of why. Watching Austin Abrams be just a guy in Raccoon City was really fun. I don’t usually like this kind of protagonist either. As much as I like Dev Patel, watching him bumble around in The Green Knight was painful

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maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

My friend has been getting harassed for asking if a videogame dev can add an arachnophobia mode to their game. A request the dev responded to, saying they’d look into it, and then added on release. She’s still getting harassed over it

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maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Yea. Nintendo gets a bad rap because they’re anti-consumer, but the other 2 are anti-labor. People can choose to just not buy Nintendo stuff if the anti-consumer antics turn them off. People aren’t choosing to lose their jobs working with Microsoft and Sony

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maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

There’s something about being the only person in a restaurant, putting in your order, and hearing the kitchen firing up, knowing that’s your food

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maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

George Santos is a Safdie brothers main character

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maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

I move on to the French fries. They’re the worst kind of French fries. Bland ketchup shovels. I finish my meal and glance up at the mirror. The man is nowhere to be found. Eventually, he appears and brings me my check. It’s a QR code to pay, which I was not expecting

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maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

I occasionally glance up to look around at the strange decor. There’s a painting of a clothed man surrounded by naked women, whose bits are all conveniently covered, pulling the man into a pond or a lake or some such. The lone employee I saw earlier is staring at me in the mirror

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maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

It’s also stubborn. I wasn’t expecting a foot long cheese pull off of a meatball sub. Some of the meatballs are cut in half. There doesn’t seem to be a rhyme or reason for which ones are cut and which ones are not. It’s a very thin meatball sub though. The bread is the best part. Props to the bread

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maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

The prices are comparable to dinner prices at restaurants nearby. I’m here for lunch. I order a meatball sub. It comes with French fries for some reason. My food comes out fairly quickly. The bread looks phenomenal. It is. The meatballs are smothered in far more cheese than I was expecting

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maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

It’s the most ornate tiling I’ve ever seen in the most bizarre place possible. I also notice mirrors everywhere. After looking around for a bit, I spot a lone employee who tells me to sit wherever. The menu is simple. 2 pages. It’s still put in a little booklet for some reason

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maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

There’s cheap looking patio furniture, a canopy that would befit a cheap, aging hotel. Banners of the same material with Italian words written on them. The inside is a weird mix of medieval decor, chairs that could be from the same era, recushioned for comfort, and brick. The floor is immaculate

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maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

There is no way for me to cancel my report. The person who flipped the sign did not bother opening the door and letting me know they’re open. I also never saw them. I decide to still check the place out. The architecture is strange. Outside, it looks like an old restaurant

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maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

There’s a lot of good restaurants near my doctor’s office, so I went to check one out after my appointment. I get there and there’s a closed sign on the door. I report the store as closed on maps. I take a glance back as I start to walk away. Someone has flipped the sign to open

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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

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maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Timeline completely flooded. Couldn’t see anybody else’s posts. Fastest unfollow I’ve ever done

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maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

I followed an artist because they drew something really cool and immediately had to unfollow because they repost so much porn. And I’m not talking like, sensual art. No. Hardcore straight up pornstar vids

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maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

I just realized I never posted my boy, Henrik. He’s a melee ranger. So far, I’ve only played him for 1 session and that was a while ago. Hope to play more of him soon

A tuxedo tabaxi wearing leather armor and a green cape, flipping a gold coin and holding the hilt on a sheathed short sword

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maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Sat down at a restaurant in what was clearly a car garage at some point, filled with model cars, planes, and boats, with a giant model train track overhead. I don’t know who Clyde is but I have a sneaking suspicion he may be on the spectrum. The food was also good so I will be coming back

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maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

I feel like I’m cursed to find songs that are so unique that I can’t find anything close enough to scratch that same itch as that specific song, so I just end up listening to the same song over and over again

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maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

I got on the wrong train on the track that my train was supposed to be on, going to the destination I was going to. The train I’m on was late and pulling into the same track as my train, which was also late

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maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Called my doctor back on the number he used to call me and it calls the wrong office

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maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

It’s always so awkward getting someone else’s order

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maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

Ordering from the local deli that draws a heart on my to go box just to feel something

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maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

Top 5 are all songs from the movie as well

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maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

I went to listen to an artist I hadn’t listened to in a while only to find out they were on KPop Demon Hunters, so 6 of their top 15 tracks is now Golden and 9 are from the movie

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maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

That would be significantly more tolerable

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maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

Going from blocking another weird AI Jesus account right to a fan cam of Muammar Gaddafi. What is happening

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maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

I just typed up an entire satirical plot for a movie that doesn’t exist just for the comment I was trying to reply to to disappear at some point while I was typing. I did like, 5 seconds of research on this. I’m so upset

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maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

It’s a really bad time to be named Justin right now

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maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

Finding out Venus Williams is playing tennis again in my city was so cool until I found out why she’s playing tennis again. Wtf

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maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

It’s so funny to me that Fromsoft makes a co-op game with a revive system that is literally just “beat the shit out of your friend until they wake up”

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maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

I’VE DONE IT. I’ve made it to IRA TikTok and it was off me looking up something Ayo Edebiri said in reference to her Irish joke. The ancestors would be so proud. COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANS COME OUT AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN

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maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

I overheard a caterer on the phone with a client talking about caviar and then baked beans. What is being catered here?!

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maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

It should be a crime to take an awesome song and remixing it by destroying the vocals

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maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

I saw a “pride cake” and got excited because not only are rainbow cakes delicious, but the proceeds were going to an LGBTQIA charity. It was just a dyed layer cake. It was not, in fact, a rainbow cake. It had none of the flavor, just pure disappointment. At least that money went to a good cause

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maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Castellanos didn’t hit a homer this time 😔

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maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

Waiting to get called for my reservation at the hospital

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maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

Hearing foreign languages with the New York accent is wild because you recognize the accent but can’t understand a word they’re saying

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maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

ATTENTION. THE 9:06 AM TRAIN IS ESTIMATED TO ARRIVE AT 9:06AM. Thank you, New York railway system

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maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

The level of hatred towards that team that Dover created in me is too great. Dover Eagles fans are obnoxious, even more so because they’re not even from Philly. Obnoxious Philly Eagles fans? Fine. They’re from Philly. But these annoying folks from Dover? I can’t become one of them

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maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

It’s pretty tough to be a Steelers fan right now and I can’t be an Eagles fan, so might as well root for the home team

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maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

I might just have to become a Commanders fan

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maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

Saw a TikTok mini horror film thing where a guy throws legos all over the floor to stop the monster and she just jumps on them no problem. Went to make a comment on the legos and found the cringiest most gooner comment section I’ve ever seen. What is wrong with people

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maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

I got an email from United Healthcare so I expected it to be “hey this is how much you’ll have to pay for this procedure.” No. It was “we acknowledge that you’re getting this procedure. We may or may not cover it”

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