maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 10/06/2026There’s something about being the only person in a restaurant, putting in your order, and hearing the kitchen firing up, knowing that’s your food 030
maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 04/06/2026George Santos is a Safdie brothers main character 030
maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 29/05/2026There’s a lot of good restaurants near my doctor’s office, so I went to check one out after my appointment. I get there and there’s a closed sign on the door. I report the store as closed on maps. I take a glance back as I start to walk away. Someone has flipped the sign to open 130
Reposted by @maxfarley37.bsky.socialAlex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK 6135471316427
maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 10/05/2026I followed an artist because they drew something really cool and immediately had to unfollow because they repost so much porn. And I’m not talking like, sensual art. No. Hardcore straight up pornstar vids 110
maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 10/05/2026I just realized I never posted my boy, Henrik. He’s a melee ranger. So far, I’ve only played him for 1 session and that was a while ago. Hope to play more of him soon 140
maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Sat down at a restaurant in what was clearly a car garage at some point, filled with model cars, planes, and boats, with a giant model train track overhead. I don’t know who Clyde is but I have a sneaking suspicion he may be on the spectrum. The food was also good so I will be coming back 010
maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 09/03/2026I feel like I’m cursed to find songs that are so unique that I can’t find anything close enough to scratch that same itch as that specific song, so I just end up listening to the same song over and over again 020
maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 08/03/2026I got on the wrong train on the track that my train was supposed to be on, going to the destination I was going to. The train I’m on was late and pulling into the same track as my train, which was also late 120
maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Called my doctor back on the number he used to call me and it calls the wrong office 010
maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Ordering from the local deli that draws a heart on my to go box just to feel something 010
maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 23/08/2025I went to listen to an artist I hadn’t listened to in a while only to find out they were on KPop Demon Hunters, so 6 of their top 15 tracks is now Golden and 9 are from the movie 120
maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Going from blocking another weird AI Jesus account right to a fan cam of Muammar Gaddafi. What is happening 100
maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 28/07/2025I just typed up an entire satirical plot for a movie that doesn’t exist just for the comment I was trying to reply to to disappear at some point while I was typing. I did like, 5 seconds of research on this. I’m so upset 000
maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 27/07/2025It’s a really bad time to be named Justin right now 000
maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Finding out Venus Williams is playing tennis again in my city was so cool until I found out why she’s playing tennis again. Wtf 000
maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 19/07/2025It’s so funny to me that Fromsoft makes a co-op game with a revive system that is literally just “beat the shit out of your friend until they wake up” 010
maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 10/07/2025I’VE DONE IT. I’ve made it to IRA TikTok and it was off me looking up something Ayo Edebiri said in reference to her Irish joke. The ancestors would be so proud. COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANS COME OUT AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN 000
maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 03/07/2025I overheard a caterer on the phone with a client talking about caviar and then baked beans. What is being catered here?! 020
maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 23/06/2025It should be a crime to take an awesome song and remixing it by destroying the vocals 000
maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 22/06/2025I saw a “pride cake” and got excited because not only are rainbow cakes delicious, but the proceeds were going to an LGBTQIA charity. It was just a dyed layer cake. It was not, in fact, a rainbow cake. It had none of the flavor, just pure disappointment. At least that money went to a good cause 000
maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Castellanos didn’t hit a homer this time 😔 000
maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 10/06/2025Waiting to get called for my reservation at the hospital 010
maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 08/06/2025Hearing foreign languages with the New York accent is wild because you recognize the accent but can’t understand a word they’re saying 010
maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 08/06/2025ATTENTION. THE 9:06 AM TRAIN IS ESTIMATED TO ARRIVE AT 9:06AM. Thank you, New York railway system 000
maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 06/06/2025I might just have to become a Commanders fan 100
maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 26/05/2025Saw a TikTok mini horror film thing where a guy throws legos all over the floor to stop the monster and she just jumps on them no problem. Went to make a comment on the legos and found the cringiest most gooner comment section I’ve ever seen. What is wrong with people 010
maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 15/05/2025I got an email from United Healthcare so I expected it to be “hey this is how much you’ll have to pay for this procedure.” No. It was “we acknowledge that you’re getting this procedure. We may or may not cover it” 110
maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Why does Saquon Barkley look like he was poorly photoshopped at the MET Gala 000
maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 07/05/2025I was so excited to watch the absolute insanity of DK Metcalf and George Pickens playing together. And now I don’t get to 😞 120
maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Sinners is my favorite musical this year 010
maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 16/04/2025I was surprised we got The Accountant 2 and was shocked at its powerful message. In a world where autism is being attacked by the secretary of Health and Human Services and brain worms, The Accountant 2 says “weaponize it” 010
maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Katy Perry flying on a billionaire’s dick rocket to space just feels so on brand 000
maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 12/04/2025Random things I remember from my dream last night: it was about Captain America: Brave New World. Kieran Culkin was in it for some reason. There was a Suzuki Cappuccino, but it was branded “hyotl” which is not a word, but a hylotl is apparently a Starbound thing. I’ve never played that game 110
maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 28/03/2025I wanted to play car go fast game so I bought Gran Turismo 7. There’s a whole ass movie showing the very beginning of car making through the Titanic sinking for some reason, all the way to today’s cars, then showing off in engine footage. Unskippable. It’s an entire 8 minutes long 110
maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Watching a low speed foot chase in the metro. Everybody’s jogging. At least I hope that’s what’s happening. If not, these people slow as hell 000
maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 19/03/2025I’ve been very slowly buying parts to build a new PC and thought I had everything to finish it. Just to find out one of the few parts I intended to use from my old PC isn’t compatible. Luckily, there’s a Micro Center near me so I can just run over there and grab it, but it’s still annoying 110
maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 17/03/2025It was empty in the barbershop. Just me and my barber cutting my hair, when the radio station he had on started playing “Can You Feel the Love Tonight.” I can’t make this shit up 110
maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 14/03/2025I’m looking into canning things and need jars, so I looked up where to get jars. The jar store. But of course 000
maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 05/03/2025I’m watching Anora on demand through YouTube and I paused it and it’s recommending me Sonic 2 and Osmosis Jones 110
maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 28/02/2025I didn’t have the Twisters villains being the playbook for the US government on my bingo card this year 020
maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 28/02/2025The guy who made Nidhogg, the 16bit game from 2014 where you do a sword fight to get to the opposite end of the level to try to commit suicide by letting the worm dragon, Nidhogg, eat you, is now making a super chill 3D biking game about helping out spirits that live in the sewer for some reason 000
maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 19/02/2025I don’t know how I ended up on trap bard TikTok, but I’m here for it 000
maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 18/02/2025“Thank you very much. Have a great day” “Not at all” I had to sit there and process this woman’s response for a good 5 minutes. This is why I hate phone calls 000
maxfarley37.bsky.social @maxfarley37.bsky.social · 10/02/2025We live in a country where it’s illegal to throw up a country’s flag during the Super Bowl but a Canadian technocrat can seig heil at an inauguration rally 000
