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Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
For the record, he thought it was hilarious
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Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Yesterday during DnD one of our members is trans and was celebrating getting top surgery. He had gotten a happy meal and said he got a toy and I was like “idk if this is offensive, but did you get the gender affirming toy?”
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Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Ugh, I hate you. Go activate your Persona
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Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
What if someone intentionally made the worst movie possible and still put out ads that said “THE BEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR” “A MUST SEE” “ITS A CERTIFIED HIT”
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Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Little did I know, that would be the last time that I would play laser tag.
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Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
It’s only called anime if it’s from Japan. Otherwise, it’s “sparkling cartoons”
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Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Y’all think members of the mob ever fought Aqua Man and were like “You’re gonna be sleepin’ with the fishes” and then aqua man was like “I can sleep with them?!” 😩🤯😈
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Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
I need Netflix to give Curtis Sliwa an hour long special. Dude is so entertaining.
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Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Eating Chinese food instead of going to therapy, call that trauma dumpling
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Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Had a woman call and ask if I could rewind the news cuz she missed the last story
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Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Call me your front lawn the way I need to be edged
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Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Yo, To Be Hero is INSANE It’s easily the best anime of 2025, probably the best of the 2020s. I believe it’s ever better than DanDaDan, Frieren, Dining in Dungeon, etc. It excels in every category. Absolutely best, most captivating show in years.
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Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Just heard police describe a suspect as “chunky” 😭
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Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
What part of the stove top do you use and why is it the front right?
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Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
They are paid off/scared of being primaried if they challenge Trump
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Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
It’s his signature and his drawing style. Only thing worse than a pedophile is a lying pedophile.
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Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I love the designs. Plus Yuka, (the girl) is such a lovable character
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Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
“Don’t quit your day job,” but as a compliment because they’re doing a good job.
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Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Look, I get it, but this info is from the James O’Keefe that’s been sued for lying via deceptive video 6 times. He is not a reliable source of info.
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Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
No, no he is not.
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Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Bruh just change the names to Neuropathy and Neuokinesis
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Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
This is the peak male physique, I must start squiding
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Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
What if at sporting events, instead of Kiss Cam it was Bounce On It Cam
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Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Kidnapping is a strong word, but it’s not entirely untrue. Israel intercepted their aid mission and is forcibly deporting them back to their home countries. They are being unwillingly detained and trafficked. So yeah, kidnapping isn’t too far off.
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Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I just bought a house, which is cool, but I also found out that my apartment was going to raise my rent by 50% in August. Bullet DODGED.
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Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
At the very least, it’s time to start arresting the DOJ for contempt
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Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Autopsy said the opposite
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Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Think about the poor 82-year-old dems. What would they do without their house seats?
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Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
The dems saw all the negative press the right is getting and decided they wouldn’t be outdone.
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Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
When you’re cozy, you get the hoe-z
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Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Like I’m so confused? The show made fun of Fox News, was anti capitalism and anti imperialism, pro immigration, had a badass woman MC? Like, did the writers just ignore everything Shankar said? Was he just there for vibes?
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Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I can’t tell if his deepthroating of Asmon is serious delusion, or if he’s trying to bait the “woman MC? Not watching” incels into watching his show.
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Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
The $5 biggy bag is such a good deal tho
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Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
What if there was no oblivion remake and now Bethesda is panicking
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Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Not Wendy’s 😭😭😭
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Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
JD Vance said the other day that people on social security should just get jobs.
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Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
This if how Tom Holland would look if he was hiding a frog in his mouth
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Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I am so hyped for daylight savings bro. I never updated my clocks the last time and now it’s all going to be worth it.
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Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
The XT is reasonable, but I’m gonna wait for a sale. The non-XT is intentionally bad. It should have been $450-500 but AMD is clearly upselling the XT. Not a big deal, but a bit scummy.
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Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
AMD officially announced 9070xt at $600 and 9070 at $550.
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Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I’m still coping that those prices are fake
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Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Steam servers are down. You hate to see it.
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Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
KENDRICK! MY LIFE IS YOURS!
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Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
It starts with taxes and ends with inputting credit card information to get toilet paper in a public bathroom.
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Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Based
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Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Relax liberals, it’s called dark chocolate.
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Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Sanji is my goat. I don’t care. He’s my goat.
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Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Not to side with famous-Russian-broadcaster Trucker Carlson, but I too would be disappointed if the humanoid bat has anything less than D cups.
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Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
That sounds great.
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Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Holy based Batman I think this one likes Skyrim
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