Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Yesterday during DnD one of our members is trans and was celebrating getting top surgery. He had gotten a happy meal and said he got a toy and I was like “idk if this is offensive, but did you get the gender affirming toy?” 110 0
Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 06/12/2025What if someone intentionally made the worst movie possible and still put out ads that said “THE BEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR” “A MUST SEE” “ITS A CERTIFIED HIT” 000 0
Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Little did I know, that would be the last time that I would play laser tag. 000 0
Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 08/11/2025It’s only called anime if it’s from Japan. Otherwise, it’s “sparkling cartoons” 000 0
Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 24/10/2025Y’all think members of the mob ever fought Aqua Man and were like “You’re gonna be sleepin’ with the fishes” and then aqua man was like “I can sleep with them?!” 😩🤯😈 000 0
Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 24/10/2025I need Netflix to give Curtis Sliwa an hour long special. Dude is so entertaining. 000 0
Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Eating Chinese food instead of going to therapy, call that trauma dumpling 000 0
Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 10/10/2025Had a woman call and ask if I could rewind the news cuz she missed the last story 000 0
Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Yo, To Be Hero is INSANE It’s easily the best anime of 2025, probably the best of the 2020s. I believe it’s ever better than DanDaDan, Frieren, Dining in Dungeon, etc. It excels in every category. Absolutely best, most captivating show in years. 000 0
Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 13/09/2025What part of the stove top do you use and why is it the front right? 000 0
Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 05/09/2025“Don’t quit your day job,” but as a compliment because they’re doing a good job. 000 0
Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 01/08/2025What if at sporting events, instead of Kiss Cam it was Bounce On It Cam 000 0
Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 01/06/2025I just bought a house, which is cool, but I also found out that my apartment was going to raise my rent by 50% in August. Bullet DODGED. 000 0
Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 21/03/2025What if there was no oblivion remake and now Bethesda is panicking 020 0
Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 10/03/2025This if how Tom Holland would look if he was hiding a frog in his mouth 010 0
Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 06/03/2025I am so hyped for daylight savings bro. I never updated my clocks the last time and now it’s all going to be worth it. 000 0
Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 28/02/2025AMD officially announced 9070xt at $600 and 9070 at $550. 110 0
Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 09/02/2025It starts with taxes and ends with inputting credit card information to get toilet paper in a public bathroom. 000 0
Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 13/01/2025It’s always: “My man loves taking backshots!” “I love giving my man backshots!” “Backshots Backshots Backshots!” How about you make a “back-shot” at getting a job? Have you thought about “pegging” your resume to a door? The only “topping” I want to see is you at the top of the applicant list 020 0
Reposted by MaxGeoff Keighley @geoffkeighley.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Officially now on @bsky.app 0469 0
Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 12/01/2025I “Netflix & Chilled” too much. Now the Netflix startup sound makes me cum. 020 0
Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 11/01/2025I don’t think I believe this, claiming that the 9070xt is faster than the 4080 Super and will retail for under $500. But by god, if that was the case AMD would just flat out kill Nvidia (in the GPU world) wccftech.com/amd-radeon-r...wccftech.comAMD's Radeon RX 9070 XT Tested At 3DMark; Offering Faster Performance Than NVIDIA's RTX 4080 SUPER In TimeSpy ExtremeAMD's first set of Radeon RX 9070 XT benchmarks have surfaced online, and the results show that the GPU will indeed make massive strides. 040 0
Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 11/01/2025AI trained by Twitter, Reddit, or TikTok. Which one is the most deranged? 020 0
Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 10/01/2025You’re in High School and have to give a monologue as a final. Which is worse? 1. Fumbling a super generic monologue from a movie everyone knows. 2. Nailing a super weird monologue from a super, questionable anime. 010 0
Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 08/01/2025@bsky.app we need drafts. I don’t want to delete the things I won’t post, I want to save them forever. 030 0
Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 08/01/2025When I was a kid I played this game, Custom Robo. The main antagonist is this virus dude. Anyway, during the final boss fight the game tells you “He is too strong! He’s gonna break out into the real world!” I was so scared that I turned off the Gamecube and returned the game to Blockbuster. 120 0
Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 02/01/2025The Costco Chicken Bake can get 4 💥BOOMS💥 from the Costco Guys. But how many 💥BOOMS💥 can our veterans get? 020 0
Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Marvel Rivals is so much fun but I am scared they are gonna add role queue and kill the game. 110 0
Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Chipotle really should add eggs to their menu and advertise it as a breakfast bowl. 020 0
Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 25/11/2024So if Megumi used Totality on Mahoraga and Agito, is there anyone in the verse who could beat it? 010 0
Max @maxeshilling.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Imagine bathroom stalls but the bottom of the door came up to waist height. 010 0
