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@maxdaemon.bsky.social
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maxdaemon.bsky.social @maxdaemon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
And you all laugh at me when I say he deserves to rot in prison.
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maxdaemon.bsky.social @maxdaemon.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
No. <3
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maxdaemon.bsky.social @maxdaemon.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Right so next time we face I'm gonna have ta' get this custom made, thanks.
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maxdaemon.bsky.social @maxdaemon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Oh god you're gonna Lumineers him.
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maxdaemon.bsky.social @maxdaemon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
So what like "Party in the USA" normie or "Sweet Caroline" normie?
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Crash Rodriguez @crashrodriguez.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
New Shirt Drop!!! Exclusively, for a limited time, at @uciefed.bsky.social
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maxdaemon.bsky.social @maxdaemon.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Good goin, @dylanmyersuci.bsky.social
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maxdaemon.bsky.social @maxdaemon.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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maxdaemon.bsky.social @maxdaemon.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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Crash Rodriguez @crashrodriguez.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
IYKYK youtu.be/3gHl4P7AXt0?... See yall at @uciefed.bsky.social Beyond.
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You Look Like You Could Use A Fuckin' Lamp
YouTube video by Obscurest Vinyl - Topic
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maxdaemon.bsky.social @maxdaemon.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Maybe it's alcohol. Maybe it's orange juice.
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maxdaemon.bsky.social @maxdaemon.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Oh don't be so shocked it's still me we're talkin about.
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maxdaemon.bsky.social @maxdaemon.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
My knowledge and viewership of Penzance starts and ends at these two songs so hold your shock.
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maxdaemon.bsky.social @maxdaemon.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
HOLD monsters! Ere any wrestler in any company, Proceed, against our will, to bet it all Just bear in mind that our finish is a bunch of shyiiitt And Mentor is an In-Ring General!
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maxdaemon.bsky.social @maxdaemon.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Holy shit is that a talkin duck?
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sunshine the werewolf @insurgentsia.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
🎶Vacation, all I ever wanted 🎶Vacation, had to get away 🎶Vacation, meant to be spent alone //I. Solstice For "The Prelude" @uciefed.bsky.social Ft. @thisscarisafleck.bsky.social uciwrestling.freeforums.net/thread/3733/...
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maxdaemon.bsky.social @maxdaemon.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Do ya have any idea how much your fuckin bleedin heart makes it hard ta pinpoint the two of ya?
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maxdaemon.bsky.social @maxdaemon.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
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maxdaemon.bsky.social @maxdaemon.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Jody Bacchus more like Jody Wheeler, you third rate duelist.
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maxdaemon.bsky.social @maxdaemon.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Consider me a regular now. Except for the one that took place tonight. I was drinking tonight.
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𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐘 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊 @kingcoreyblack.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Never miss a Friday the 13th. presentingxiii.freeforums.net/thread/77/xi...
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maxdaemon.bsky.social @maxdaemon.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
God no wonder Bluto won't leave him alone.
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maxdaemon.bsky.social @maxdaemon.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Yeah, like. Fuck @insurgentsia.bsky.social or something #lew9 @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social
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maxdaemon.bsky.social @maxdaemon.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
I mean I fuckin dodged it so if "blinked" means "avoided" then I'm a fuckin genius. Also only people who've never seen a person's life drain from their eyes call themselves a "real killer". So maybe next time don't try to lecture me with your 10 dollar haircut your mom did for ya.
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maxdaemon.bsky.social @maxdaemon.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
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a close up of a man with the words " it varies from moment to moment "
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maxdaemon.bsky.social @maxdaemon.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
It would certainly save me so much time and energy.
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Low Effort Wrestling @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Post-match, a projector pointed at a bed sheet shows @vhodka.bsky.social waving and smiling at the champ from wherever tf backstage is. #LEW8
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maxdaemon.bsky.social @maxdaemon.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Yeah alright. We're gonna be doin this even when both of us are in hell.
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maxdaemon.bsky.social @maxdaemon.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Ha! Ya missed jackass!
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sunshine the werewolf @insurgentsia.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
(Our true pope)
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maxdaemon.bsky.social @maxdaemon.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I finally have clearance. Ya two better keep an eye out at all times. Don't worry, I'm not TOO heartless. I'll make show days my day off of the hunt. Oh and @insurgentsia.bsky.social? Be a buddy and let *Ashley* know too. docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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MAX DAEMON'S NEW TARGETS
Max Daemon throws the remnants of his cigarette to the ground. The door he had busted open behind him slowly swings back-and-forth, its rusty hinges squeaking to-and-fro. He growls and approaches whe...
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maxdaemon.bsky.social @maxdaemon.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Don't tempt me with a good time. Ya know I'm susceptible ta being a party crasher specifically ta piss ya off.
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maxdaemon.bsky.social @maxdaemon.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
//That's actually some pretty solid evidence.
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maxdaemon.bsky.social @maxdaemon.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
My god this is a new level of delusion never before seen by humanity. None of what you said is reality but ya wanna spin a narrative that's fiction cause it's the only way ta' make ya look even remotely cool.
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maxdaemon.bsky.social @maxdaemon.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Ya should've done that anyway. Ya needed a reason?
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maxdaemon.bsky.social @maxdaemon.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Implyin you mean anythin more ta' me than an amusement is hilarious. And implyin any of your quips are anythin ta' Johnny-boy but another small timer tryin ta' pitch majors is outstandingly naive. Once this company gets more bodies I'll be fightin for belt (again) and you'll still fuckin trucks.
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maxdaemon.bsky.social @maxdaemon.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Look just cause you're right doesn't eliminate your sins of sexual intercourse with a big rig.
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maxdaemon.bsky.social @maxdaemon.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
You leavin me the truck fucker is the nicest thing ya've ever done for me.
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maxdaemon.bsky.social @maxdaemon.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Jean Hollywood is a very pretty man and ya' should feel complimented ta' be compared ta' him.
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maxdaemon.bsky.social @maxdaemon.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
@loweffortwrestling.bsky.social
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maxdaemon.bsky.social @maxdaemon.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Many people have tried and failed ta' kill me, so a truck fucker wantin ta' try (and fail) is the least of my worries. Nah, Johnny-boy and I on the same side means more than anybody else in this match, but if we can kill each other when fightin, imagine what we're capable of on the same team? #LEW8
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maxdaemon.bsky.social @maxdaemon.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Damn. The power of run-on sentences has got me again.
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maxdaemon.bsky.social @maxdaemon.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Not only does "Truck" Fuchs fuck trucks he also doesn't know what the fuck two sentences are. Here that's another freebie.
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sunshine the werewolf @insurgentsia.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
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maxdaemon.bsky.social @maxdaemon.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
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maxdaemon.bsky.social @maxdaemon.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Get your fuckin deathmatch kicks, lads and ladettes. It's a motherfuckin dream match.
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maxdaemon.bsky.social @maxdaemon.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
@loweffortwrestling.bsky.social
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maxdaemon.bsky.social @maxdaemon.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Comin off the heels of me not winnin Belt in a NEARLY ONE HOUR AFFAIR, at #LEW7 I'm facin off again LixWex, which sounds like a ship name for a fanfic somewhere. Unlike any longform fics out there of me (I've read 'em, fuck y'all for shippin me with Johnny-boy) this story WILL have a pleasant end.
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maxdaemon.bsky.social @maxdaemon.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
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