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Crash Rodriguez

@crashrodriguez.bsky.social
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Tamika “VVU Owner” Strader @auntieteebag.bsky.social · 3h
Bash won’t admit it but NOES freaked him out a bit. I over heard him asking Cara if they could have a slumber party. Cara the darlin’ young lady she is says “Are you sure, mijoano? I snore at the bottoms and the top…” and he giggled. It took me a few seconds to understand why bottom was plural 🤦‍♀️
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Tamika “VVU Owner” Strader @auntieteebag.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Lil’Man of my House, Bash, or Bashew Carlos Jose Habaneros Wabo Cabo Rodriguez-Wee-Bruh (as Cara calls him) found my VHS horror movies. He has chosen three he wants to watch… Wes Craven with the best odds… & fun fact, Sean S Cunningham gave Wes a job & the means to make Last House on the Left
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Veronica “Baba Jaga” Strader @babajagastrader.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
// Nothing says I nailed a description of someone like getting blocked that quickly
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Crash Rodriguez @crashrodriguez.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
// Wont be on here as much
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Crash Rodriguez @crashrodriguez.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
You’d have to kill me. Another trinket for the trashbag And new….
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Crash Rodriguez @crashrodriguez.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
@dylanmyersuci.bsky.social gets it
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Lady Diana W. @ladydianaw.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
@insurgentsia.bsky.social vs @crashrodriguez.bsky.social is gonna be epic! @uciefed.bsky.social ✌️🖤
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Tamika “VVU Owner” Strader @auntieteebag.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
// From sellf doubting you could take the Craze title off me in OCW to two world title matches so close together and in different style feds… I cannot put together the words how proud I was to lose the strap to you and how proud I am of the distance you have gone I am rooting for you 🎊 #AndNew
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Crash Rodriguez @crashrodriguez.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
// RP for the @uciefed.bsky.social World Championship vs @insurgentsia.bsky.social uciwrestling.freeforums.net/thread/4363/...
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Crash Rodriguez @crashrodriguez.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Holy shit, they wrote a novel just to make no point. Holy fuck, they really are losing their touch. Holy hell, they make me laugh.
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Lmao Meme: Man Laughing Heartily
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Crash Rodriguez @crashrodriguez.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Ope, Johnny to the rescue. Captain Save-a-Hoe strikes again
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Crash Rodriguez @crashrodriguez.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Tobey Maguire's Emotional Grimace
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Crash Rodriguez @crashrodriguez.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
As expected… Try to change, Johnny. Lest youre left behind
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Crash Rodriguez @crashrodriguez.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Does this usually work? This is how you rile people up? Might wanna freshen up the act, it’s been stale.
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Crash Rodriguez @crashrodriguez.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I’m just saying, can’t really call it a low blow when you got no balls
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Crash Rodriguez @crashrodriguez.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Nah Johnny, you can’t weasel out this time No bullshit to save you
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Crash Rodriguez @crashrodriguez.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I’ll be awful taller when you’re laying face up and hear, “AAAAAND NEEEEW….”
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Crash Rodriguez @crashrodriguez.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Aw fuck my bad If only you’d stop being a big bitch, then it’d be 2. My bad, mang
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Crash Rodriguez @crashrodriguez.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
See look, something in common for us. Not if only you could stop being a lil bitch… Then it’d be 2
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Crash Rodriguez @crashrodriguez.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Oh calm down, Johnny. You’re acting all antsy, and Tapp dancey.
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Crash Rodriguez @crashrodriguez.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Man you get so worked up snot everything. Always a cause for this little rebel. Want me to stop? Make me
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Crash Rodriguez @crashrodriguez.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
No, my sexuality isn’t a bit. No “I’m no longer bisexual” out of this guy. Keep reaching, but make sure you stretch first I’d prefer ya in top shape when I beat ya 😉
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Crash Rodriguez @crashrodriguez.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Nah it means I also partake in the wiener. I’m sorry, did going after your lil buddy get to ya? Big man Johnny gotta step up and fight cause his friends cant? Your ass whipping is coming in due time, so stop looking for it on the timeline, amigo.
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Crash Rodriguez @crashrodriguez.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Again, am also the big gay Keep up, Johnny
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Crash Rodriguez @crashrodriguez.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Breaking News: The bad guy is actually kind of a bad guy! One faceless individual was reported to slink away into their corner in tears. Why? Cause big gay
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Crash Rodriguez @crashrodriguez.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
No its more, i don’t care about your feelings. I’m sorry for ya. Maybe Johnny can rub some cream where it hurts so deep inside
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Crash Rodriguez @crashrodriguez.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
New Shirt Drop!!! Exclusively, for a limited time, at @uciefed.bsky.social
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Crash Rodriguez @crashrodriguez.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Awe, poor guys resorting to the cliches. Must’ve hurt ya itty bitty heart. Good thing that whole faceless things hides your tears, pussy
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Crash Rodriguez @crashrodriguez.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I’m bi, cry about it
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Crash Rodriguez @crashrodriguez.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Oh, I actually wanted you to exlain something for me. When you’re done sucking off Johnny, where does he finish since you don’t have a face?
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UCI (United Championship Infinite) @uciefed.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Scuffed God insists you should, because he works off commission and this helps him. We can confirm this is not actually true, but you should join UCI anyways!
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Crash Rodriguez @crashrodriguez.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Its my homie John-neigh Bacc-horse
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Crash Rodriguez @crashrodriguez.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I didn’t say you were a bully, just acting like a spoiled toddler after mommy took your tablet away.
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Crash Rodriguez @crashrodriguez.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Man, you seem really up your own ass today. I simply wanted to wish you a good morning before I used my new belt to fry an egg. Its sure been hot these days. What’s got you so riled up? Constipation again? You’re always so full of shit, you gotta see a doctor, man. I care about your health yenno
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Crash Rodriguez @crashrodriguez.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Crash Rodriguez @crashrodriguez.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
🥱 I was told you were funny, and I’ve been waiting way too long
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Crash Rodriguez @crashrodriguez.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Hey this @uciefed.bsky.social championship makes a wicked cool doorstop.
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UCI (United Championship Infinite) @uciefed.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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UCI (United Championship Infinite) @uciefed.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
You've just been tooooootttaaallly united. Share this with all of your friends to totally unite them.
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UCI (United Championship Infinite) @uciefed.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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UCI (United Championship Infinite) @uciefed.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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Crash Rodriguez @crashrodriguez.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
For the record, the @uciefed.bsky.social world title makes for the absolute worst plate. Theres like mustard or something dried into the little ridges and honestly I’m too lazy to get it cleaned
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Crash Rodriguez @crashrodriguez.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Fucking Christ, @dylanmyersuci.bsky.social spilt soda on the couch and we had to use the UCI Heavyweight title to clean it up Gg @uciefed.bsky.social, it’s not that bad of a rag.
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sunshine the werewolf @insurgentsia.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
//"I. You'll Never Leave Chicago Alive" For @uciefed.bsky.social Vs. @crashrodriguez.bsky.social Ft. @coffeecatx.bsky.social uciwrestling.freeforums.net/thread/4265/...
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Latte Art Coffee
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Crash Rodriguez @crashrodriguez.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
// “Back and to the Left” Rp vs @insurgentsia.bsky.social For @uciefed.bsky.social uciwrestling.freeforums.net/thread/4269/...
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Crash Rodriguez @crashrodriguez.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
// pls read it, Spencer literally beats me with jumper cables if you guys don’t read
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Crash Rodriguez @crashrodriguez.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
// did this because @uciefed.bsky.social made me uciwrestling.freeforums.net/thread/4238/...
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Crash Rodriguez @crashrodriguez.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
YO ADRIAN!
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Crash Rodriguez @crashrodriguez.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
// rp for @uciefed.bsky.social uciwrestling.freeforums.net/thread/4201/... “une étoile née dans la merde”
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une étoile née dans la merde | United Championship Infinite
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