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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 16h

phoebe here again. i am really happy. when i am happy my tail gets really fluffy. i guess max doesn’t have that option.

a fluffy gray tail that is half poofed-out.

a really fluffy gray tail on a cat wandering a bathroom counter.

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

MOM PLAYED WITH ME TODAY. IT CHEERED ME UP. SHE SAYS SHE GETS ANXIOUS TOO. IT HELPS TO NOT FEEL ALONE.

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

mom told me to tell you that you are very pretty. and that you would be a good friend. and you smell ok. so maybe we can play together.

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

MOM HAD TO CLEAN MY BUTT TODAY. BECAUSE I POOPED MY PANTS. SOMETIMES I GET ANXIOUS, AND MY TUMMY HURTS. MOM TAKES CARE OF ME THOUGH.

a fluffy tailless cat hiding in a cat tunnel.

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

that sounds like something someone scary would say. but i will sniff you. and maybe at 3am i will say hello.

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

oh a stranger. scary. let me sniff you.

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

my name is phoebe. my little brother kept saying stuff on here. so i wanted to see what all the fuss was about. who are all these strangers. sounds scary.

a small gray cat’s head, taken from below. her nose is gray and eyes are green and wide with curiosity.

same cat, a little zoomed out so you can see a person’s forehead. the cat is still curious and her eyes are dilated.

same gray cat but the photo is from the side not the bottom. her ears are back and she’s looking off-camera with less curiosity.

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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Goblin training. 💪🏻 Photo from my collection, no date/info.

Black and white photo of a young white woman playing with a cat that is climbing precariously up the back of a wooden chair.

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I DO LIKE THE CUDDLES. I LIKE TO BE HELD A LOT. SOMETIMES THEY TRADE ME TO EACH OTHER FOR A BREAK.

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

MOM DOES THIS WEIRD THING WHERE SHE TAKES MEDS FOR FUN. DAD DOES TOO. THEY ARE BOTH WEIRDOS. I AM 100% NORMAL.

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

GOOD MORNING. MOM IS MAKING MY BIG SISTER EAT WITH ME. I LOVE MY BIG SISTER. I WAS SO HAPPY I ASKED DAD FOR UPPIES.

a fluffy cat and a tabby cat eating side by side on top of a dresser.

big fluffy cat in a man’s arms, the cat’s front paws reaching down his back.

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

MOM GAVE ME FLEA MEDS. I WILL NEVER FORGIVE HER. HOW DARE SHE CARE ABOUT MY WELL-BEING. WHY IS THERE AN BEING IN THE WELL ANYWAY.

a fluffy cat vigorously licking himself with his ears back.

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

MOM PLAYED WITH ME YESTERDAY. SO SHE SLEPT IN. I DID TOO. I WAS SO SLEEPY I FORGOT HOW TO USE MY TUNNEL.

a fluffy cat sitting under a 3-opening tunnel, not in it.

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

SHE DID LOCK ME OUT. FOR TEN MINUTES I PAWED AT THE DOOR TRYING TO BEG HER TO LET ME IN. BUT SHE FELL ASLEEP. I HAD TO TERRORIZE MY SISTER INSTEAD.

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL CAT. SHE LOOKS LIKE MY SISTER PHOEBE. BEFORE I CAME ALONG SHE HATED BEING PET FOR VERY LONG. NOW SHE IS VERY LOVING AND BRAVE. MAYBE I AM A GOOD INFLUENCE. !

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

MOM TOLD ME TO TELL YOU THAT “IT’S NOT A PHASE” AND “DAD IS A METALCORE VOCALIST”. I DUNNO WHAT THAT MEANS. ALL I KNOW IS, WHEN HE IS IN THE SHOWER SCREAMING… IT IS TIME TO ZOOM.

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

MOM DID NOT GET THEM ALL. BUT I STARTED TO GET SCARED. AND MOM SAID MOST OF MY NAILS WERE FINE. SO SHE SET ME FREE. TO TERRORIZE MY SISTERS ONCE MORE.

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

YES. I AM A NEW CAT EVERY DAY I WAKE UP. MOM SHOULD NOT JUDGE ME BY WHO I WAS YESTERDAY. AND THE DAY BEFORE THAT. AND THE DAY BEFORE THAT.

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

MY PURRENTS LET MY OLDEST SISTER OUTSIDE. WE LIVE IN A VERY UNPOPULATED AREA. AND SHE HAS VERY SHARP CLAWS TO DEFEND HERSELF. AND ALSO COMMON SENSE. BUT ALL SHE DOES IS EAT GRASS AND ROLL IN DIRT. I WANNA GO OUTSIDE AND WREAK HAVOC.

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

MOM DIDN’T PLAY WITH ME MUCH YESTERDAY. SO I MADE SURE TO WAKE HER UP BY CHEWING ON HER HAIR. AND KNOCKING EVERYTHING OFF THE NIGHTSTAND. I EVEN STARTED TO KNOCK OVER MY FULL WATER DISH. I HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG. I JUST WANTED TO PLAY. AT 3AM.

a big fluffy cat on the back of a loveseat, his paws delicately placed in front of him like a gentleman, and his ears back like something rude was said

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Billy, Garry, Orville @billythecat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

A Comfortable Man!!

Billy the brown tabby cat is asleep on his back on the top shelf in the wardrobe. Only his tail and his back legs can be seen, with his pink and black beans high in the air.

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

NO. BUT I DO CHEW ON HER HAIR WHEN SHE WON'T WAKE UP AND FEED ME.

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I WANT TO VISIT MY FRIEND. BUT MOM SAYS WHEN I GO OUTSIDE I “FREAK OUT” AND “JUST HIDE UNDER THE CAR” AND “GET ALL DIRTY”. AND “YOU DON’T LIKE IT OUT THERE, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU HATE IT EVERY TIME.” I DON’T KNOW WHY THAT MEANS I CAN’T GO OUTSIDE THOUGH.

a fluffy cat pawing at a window where a gray tabby cat sits on the other side

the fluffy cat at a higher elevation, pawing at the window still, and the gray tabby cat is out of focus on a table outside.

same as last pic, but cat looks out the window with his ears back.

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

HELLO. I AM TIRED FROM THE HORRORS OF HAVING MY CLAWS CLIPPED. TIME TO RELAX. SO I SPLOOT.

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

LILLY HAS A CASE OF THE ZOOMIES EVERY DAY. IT IS HER FAVORITE. BUT WE ALL GET THE ZOOMIES WHEN DAD PLAYS METAL MUSIC.

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I VOLUNTEER AS A SISTER INSPECTOR. MY OLDEST SISTER WAS ACTING VERY STRANGE DURING MY FIRST INSPECTION. WITH MY MIDDLE SISTER’S TIP I WAS ABLE TO DIAGNOSE HER WITH A CASE OF THE ZOOMIES.

a big fluffy cat is visible, mostly just his rear end, but he is looking at a chunky shorthair tabby cat walking past.

the big fluffy cat is facing the camera bit looking at something off-screen. in the background is a little gray cat on a counter looking at the same thing.

the tabby cat from earlier, her tail whipping so furiously that it’s a blur, is upside-down, gripping a ratty chair’s arm.

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

MOM HAS LOTS OF NICKNAMES FOR ME. SHE CALLS ME LITTLE MAN. AND BOOGER. THE MOST. WHAT’S AN BOOGER. ?

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I AM KING OF THE TUNNEL. NONE SHALL PASS. UNLESS THEY HAVE A TREAT. THEN YOU CAN PASS.

a floofy cat sits in a cat tunnel opening that is facing the camera. he is looking off-camera, and his paws are tucked so you can’t see them.

same cat but a little closer and on-center. he’s still looking off-camera.

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

MOM WANTED TO FILM ME HAVING SOME FUN. SO I DECIDED TO SHOW OFF. WHEEEEEEEEE. !!!!!!!

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

NOT FROM THE WINDOW. BUT I DID DO A LOT OF SNIFFING.

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

GOOD MORNING. MOM AND DAD LEFT FOR A LONG TIME YESTERDAY. THEY SAID THEY WERE GOING TO PLAY “DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS.” I DUNNO WHAT THAT IS. BUT MY HOUSE FELT LIKE A DUNGEON AS I WAITED FOR THEM TO COME HOME. AND THE TIME WAS DRAGGING. SO MAYBE I PLAYED DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS TOO.

a cat tunnel with three ends, and a fluffy tailless cat butt sticking out of one of them.

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I DID NOT KNOW THAT WORD. SO I ASKED MOM WHAT IT WAS. SHE LAUGHED AND SAID I MUST BE INTO “BOOTY S. M.” I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS EITHER.

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I HAVE NONE TAIL TOO. MAYBE WE ARE TRYING TO MAKE THE MICE LIKE US. SO WE ARE LESS ALONE. … OR MAYBE THEY’RE JUST TASTY.

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I REALLY LOVE TO JUMP. MOM AND GRANDMOM SAW ME JUMP OVER TWO AND A HALF FEET HIGH. BUT I THINK I REALLY JUMPED FOUR PAWS HIGH. THEY GOT ME ON CAMERA THE SECOND TIME.

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

MY BIO MOM WAS A STRAY. SHE HAD NO TAIL TOO. BUT MY REAL MOM THINKS BIO MOM ESCAPED FROM A BREEDER. BECAUSE I LOOK AND ACT JUST LIKE A RAGDOLL BREED. I GET THE NERVOUS POOPS LIKE ONE TOO.

a big fluffy cat on its back, belly floof visible and poofy, next to a SmartyKat toy and a cat tunnel.

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

HELLO I AM MAX. HERE ARE SOME MAX FACTS. I HAVE TWO OLDER SISTERS. THE SMALL ONE IS PHOEBE AND THE BIG ONE IS LILLY. THERE IS A PORCH CAT NAMED BUDDY THAT I WANT TO MEET ONE DAY. I LOVE TO PLAY AND POUNCE AND JUMP. AND I LOVE MAKING NEW FRIENDS.

a tiny gray cat sleeping in a little ball on the carpet behind a chair.

a very chunky tortoiseshell tabby cat on a windowsill with the curtain down. all you can see is her chunky belly and her nose and whiskers.

a thin gray-and-white tabby cat whose eyes are closed as he gets pets from me. he's outside on concrete next to a watermelon rug and my sandal-ed feet.

a very fluffy brown-and-white cat with his eyes half-closed in bliss. my arm is wrapped around him giving him cheek scritches.

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

THERE WERE JUST SO MANY SMELLS AND NOISES. MOM HAD TO HOLD ME FOR A LOT OF IT. BUT THE VET SAID I WAS GOOD. I DIDN'T BITE OR SCRATCH. NOT LIKE MY SISTER...

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I DON'T THINK THERE IS A CAT IN THIS PHOTO. BUT THAT TABLE LOOKS NICE TO SIT ON. I'D HAVE TO MOVE ALL THE STUFF OFF FIRST OF COURSE.

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I LOVE MICES. MY MOM DOESN'T GET THEM OFTEN BECAUSE I EAT THEIR TAILS. AND BECAUSE THEY ALL DISAPPEAR UNDER THE COUCHES. BUT I LOVE THEM.

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I DO THIS TO MY PURRENTS ALL THE TIME. USUALLY WHEN THEY ARE IN THE BATHROOM. AND CANNOT ESCAPE.

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

WAY TO GO!!! SHE SOUNDS LIKE HER PURRENT IS VERY KIND.

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

WHY THANK YOU. MY COUSIN ALSO LIKES TO SPLOOT. HE IS AN DOG. BUT HE IS AN BOY TOO.

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I AM REALLY GOOD AT REALLY BAD. ON ACCIDENT.

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I WILL WRITE A COMPLAINT TO THE VET OFFICE. DOES ANYONE HAVE A PEN AND PAPER. AND ALSO KNOW HOW TO WRITE.

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

THAT PINEAPPLE IS VERY PRICKLY. BUT MY OLDEST SISTER IS A LITTLE MORE PRICKLY. SHE ALWAYS GROWLS AT ME. MOM SAYS SHE'S ALL GROWL NO BITE.

a floofy cat on top of a dresser, looking down at a tabby cat in one of the drawers.

the tabby cat is looking up at the floofy cat.

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

PAY A LITTLE AT A TIME. 20 A PAYCHECK TO THE THERAPIST. 50 A PAYCHECK TO UPMC. ONCE THE THERAPIST IS PAID OFF, PAY 70 A PAYCHECK TO UPMC. MOM WORKED AT A HOSPITAL AND SAYS AS LONG AS YOU'RE PAYING A LITTLE THEY ARE HAPPY. YOU CAN DO IT!!!

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

MY SISTER ALSO HAS A MODESTY PAW. MOM SAYS LILLY IS A CONTORTIONIST. BUT I'M PRO-TORTIES.

photo of a bedroom, with a queen bed in the center. on the bed are some plushies and pillows, and on the right is a tabby cat leaning forward with her belly out, her front paw partially covering her belly.

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I AM NOT A LAP CAT. BUT I LIKE TO CUDDLE MY PARENTS IN BED. I SIT AT THEIR FEET. THEY THINK I HAVE DOG SOFTWARE.

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