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Alien software, human hardware

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Alien software, human hardware @mavu.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
#Caturday #CatsOfMastodon Navi sleeping, I'm happy to report that he is doing much better again, he lost a lot of weight, but is eating like a bear again now. For a time he would only eat if we held his food in the hand right in front of his face. Fur is also […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
Black/gray/white norwegian forest cat with a brown nose on grey sofa, sleeping
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Alien software, human hardware @mavu.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
One time I say something about #DHH and his political views on #Reddit and immediately get an award. Nice! #TechBroFascism #Techbro
reddit notification saying: Your account has been given a warning
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Alien software, human hardware @mavu.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026
Absolutely no notes. 💯
Social media screenshot, post and reply:

i think i could be trusted with The Book That Kills People from the
classic manga series "No One Can Be Trusted With Power Of The Book
That Kills People” imho

see the trick is i would only kill Bad People Who Deserve It. unlike the
main character, “guy who Kills people that he thinks are bad people
who deserve it.”
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Alien software, human hardware @mavu.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026
Hey, @protonprivacy You sure you want people to pay money for this #AI #LLM nonsense? I told your Lumo AI to plot this graph: f(x) = (x^5)/3 - 2x^4 + 3x^3 Just maybe, consider that it's not actually working and stop pretending it is useful beyond […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
LLM generated graph of this term: f(x) = (x^5)/3 - 2x^4 + 3x^3
it's bad beyond description. Y axis labeled (bottom to top) 3, 2+, subscript 2 above x equals 3, 26, 24
X axis labeled (left to right) : A, 10, 0, 31, 35
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Alien software, human hardware @mavu.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026
I'll have to disagree here. In some cases you really have to be sure there is no chance, however small, you might inflict even a single molecule of someone onto a distant civilization.
A tweet by @physicsmatt
If you're mad and find yourself yelling
that you want someone launched into
the Sun, take a moment, calm yourself,
and remember that it takes a lot less
Delta v to launch them out of the Solar
System instead.
You can be mad, but that's no excuse to
be inefficient with propellant.
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Alien software, human hardware @mavu.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
Sooo, I just stepped barefoot on a very large and very dead Locust. Most probably a nice "present" of one of our #cats . Probably this very innocenty sleeping one. How's your days going? #Caturday #LivingWithCats #howtoTurnCatIntoNiceHat
A very innocent sleeping black white brown cat on a desk
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Alien software, human hardware @mavu.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
@volpeon we know the feeling... #dogsofmastodon
White-ish dog on stairs, vision impaired by stolen pizza box, preventing escape..
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Alien software, human hardware @mavu.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
#ai is still going great i see... [tested a coding model to rewrite a function to retry a connection, and it gets stuck in an endless loop trying to explain the method]
screenshot of coding llm output trapped in an endless loop trying to explain a loop.
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Alien software, human hardware @mavu.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026
#electronic me trying to squeeze just one more RGB animation into my #keyboard firmware. 4 byte memory left is a new record for me :D giphy.com/gifs/schittscreek-pop-tv-…
screenshot of Console output that reads:
The firmware size is approaching the maximum - 28668/28672 (99%, 4 bytes free)
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Alien software, human hardware @mavu.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2026
@harris "learning to do good well" by using the environment destroying, information stealing plagiarism machine. I guess you'll have some learning to do still. Oh, wait! You're not learning anymore, you just let the machine give you the result. Oh well.
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Alien software, human hardware @mavu.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/08/2026
Dogwalk canceled couchtime instead, because the smoke from the forest fire in Belgium has decided to hang out in our area. Official warning to keep wimdows closed, but that was obvious already, the smell is overpowering and there is smoke like fog outside. I […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
Cream colored dog on a grey couch.
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Alien software, human hardware @mavu.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/08/2026
@mconley i had to take a picture of this, it's just perfect :D
A picture of part of the thread this post is in reply to.
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Alien software, human hardware @mavu.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/08/2026
Looks like there *are* things we can do to make memory cheaper..
Social media screenshot with the text "Ram retails for over $800 for 64 gigs currently. Flock camera systems have 64 gigs of ram inside them. Do what you  ill with this information."
and a picture of a retail website with the ram mentioned shown as costing $800.
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Alien software, human hardware @mavu.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/08/2026
[Nsfw (not safe for wasps)] I spent the last couple days harvesting our fig trees, and i can now confidently say with 100% certainty that I'm not gay.
A ripe and plum fig. Very testicular.
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Alien software, human hardware @mavu.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/07/2026
@ErikUden unfortunately this only happens in video games.
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Alien software, human hardware @mavu.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/07/2026
#summer #photo #photography #fotografie #Sommer #mastoart #PhotoMonday
Photo through a straw hat, the bright almost blue sun peeking through a hole.
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Alien software, human hardware @mavu.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/07/2026
Hmm. #notAnExpert but I don't think i have come across this type of chip before, with an additional solder pad on top.
Microscope picture of a chip with an exposed die because the magic smoke inside has rapidly expanded and created a new opening for convenient viewing of the insides of the chip. 
Also pictured: pretty crater, some smoke traces and some molten pastic
Not pictured: person on the other end of the microscope, wondering which test point should not have been probed some minutes ago.
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Alien software, human hardware @mavu.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/07/2026
#SilentSunday #funny
Part of a Screenshot of mastodon listing hashtags, showing #silentSunday and below "725 people talking"
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Alien software, human hardware @mavu.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/07/2026
@Fuchskind i hope you don't mind, but i just had to turn this into a sticker :) (Still fighting the colour reproduction on my diy sublimation printer, but its good enough for me and my door)
Picture of a green cutting mat with a steel ruler, knife and a freshly cut sticker of a grumpy cartoon frog with the text "This too shall pass, but what the fuck"
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Alien software, human hardware @mavu.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/07/2026
Made a 🏳️‍⚧️ cake for (redacted). Was a full success and very well received :) (also tasty) Although, I didn't manage to get the cake to the correct shade of blue, this had to do. #cake #TransRights #transpride #lgbtq #lgbtqiaplus #food #bakinglove
Heart shaped layer cake with the layers in the colours of the trans pride flag, top decorated with strawberries. A quarter already missing, showing the interior trans flag colored layers.
Knife on the left just about to cut another piece.Heart shaped layer cake with the layers in the colours of the trans pride flag, top decorated with strawberries. Lower half missing, showing the interior trans flag colored layers.
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Alien software, human hardware @mavu.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/06/2026
Cleaning our little pop-up pool, a hexagonal dirt deposition happened after i made the water go in a circle around the pool to collect the dirt in the middle. Exactly like en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturn%27s_he… #science is cool.
Pool with dirt deposited in a hexagonal shape in the centerHexagonal deposit of dirt in pool after making the water go around in a circle.
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Alien software, human hardware @mavu.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/06/2026
Unfortunate cropping in the web preview :D
Linked article in the mastodon mobile client cropped title image from "ScummVM" to "cummVM"
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Alien software, human hardware @mavu.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/06/2026
Contractors: "we have to cut a bit of that brush/tree at the wall" Result: pictured. I could litterally cry. Just 2 days ago i was sitting below its leaves and was so happy about it spending exactly the right amount of shadow. 😭😢 Send comforting pet or […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
Severly mutilated shrub/tree due to contractor work.Massive Offcuts from my beautiful tree/shrub.
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Alien software, human hardware @mavu.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/06/2026
Definitely #Caturday right? He recently had his tenth birthday, an eventful life. Pure bread Norwegian forest cat, with a certificate and all. rescued from a kitten mill, since then he lives with us (and recently our new neighbours ) He survived a 3 day […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
Norwegian forest cat sleeping on a blanket under a shrub.
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Alien software, human hardware @mavu.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/06/2026
Dont know why, but i quite like this photo. #dogsofmastodon #photography #everydaymagic not quite #accidentallywesanderson but close :)
White-ish dog laying in front of window looking out, stairs in foreground, lego rocket in background on pedestal, and some plants.
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Alien software, human hardware @mavu.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/05/2026
@slyka i probably shouldn't encourage you then, but..
Picture of a vintage calculator
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Alien software, human hardware @mavu.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/05/2026
This is a Love-in-a-Mist, in german "Jungfer im Grünen", which translates to "young woman/virgin amongst the greenery / out in nature" #bloomscrolling looks almost alien with the nest of green spikes around the flower. #gardenLife
Light blue flower in front of a green blurry greenery background
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Alien software, human hardware @mavu.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/05/2026
#garden #bumblebee #bumbledon #FlowersOfMastodon #beesofmastodon
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Alien software, human hardware @mavu.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/05/2026
Sooo.. It's not ok if I do it with my badge, but fine if NT people do it with their weird face muscles? #actuallyautistic #meme
Social battery status pin/badge set to the second from lowest setting.
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Alien software, human hardware @mavu.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/05/2026
Sometimes, you can hit 2 for the price of one, and the damage is much greater than the sum of the strikes. #AI #meme #mastoart #aiart

Text says: AI Art looks the way Christian rock sounds.
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Alien software, human hardware @mavu.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/05/2026
The tiny neighbors are making quite the noise. #joyscrolling #birds #fedifeathers
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Alien software, human hardware @mavu.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/04/2026
Ridiculously luscious. If Rhododendron was a person, they'd be into Ballroom dancing, fluffy lace and super emotional in a honest and open kind of way. #bloomscrolling #photography #garden p.s. if anyone has a website with tips for making better use of an […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
Luscious pink and white flower made up of a group of individual pink and white flowers. Blooming Rhododendron.
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Alien software, human hardware @mavu.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/04/2026
#silentsunday :(
Image of a switched off, wall mounted tv in a hospital waiting room, yellow waste basket and chairs. Grey vinyl institutional floor. Power outlet on the wall at head height on the very right.
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Alien software, human hardware @mavu.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/02/2026
See? This is how you learn shit. You laugh at people doing something stupid. Then quickly go to wikipedia to see what exactly the thing is they did the stupid on, so you don't do it too.
Picture of a 2 reviews by the same person, first with 1 star, then with 4 stars and the text:

"Absolutely awful tamale. It was chewy, stringy, and | couldn't even bite through it."

and on the second review:

"OK, I was just told I'm not supposed to eat the cornhusk. That just changed the whole experience. Seriously the best thing I've ever tried omg.
sorry | don't know how to delete my other review, my bad"
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Alien software, human hardware @mavu.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/02/2026
#uspol #trump #40k
40k emperor with trump hair : what MAGA see.
Nurgle with trump hair: What everyone else sees.
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Alien software, human hardware @mavu.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 31/01/2026
Blue Cheese with Cornflakes flavour. whats not to like?
Picture of a seriously moldy pizza with a headline saying: "Vintage Large Papa John’s Pizza" 
Looks kind of tasty though, nice blue-grey color, some areas look like they have cornflakes on them.
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Alien software, human hardware @mavu.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/01/2026
I'm not usually a #foodporn or #foodphotography poster, but every now and then i cook something that just comes out better than an amateur like me has any right to expect. Tasted great too :) #ramen #homecooking #cooking #photo #foodart
Picture of ramen noodles in a dark broth with an opened soft boiled marinated egg, some chopped spring onions, and some pork and chicken meat.
All in a while dish on a blue table.
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Alien software, human hardware @mavu.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/10/2025
Ok, i guess this means i share... #CatsOfMastodon #dogsofmastodon
Dog on the floor to the left of a chair, cat on the chair, in front of a table with a plate and tinfoil wrapped kebab on it.
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Alien software, human hardware @mavu.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2025
It's great when news give you that warm and fuzzy feeling, we get that rarely enough these days. #bitcoin #cryptocurrency
A chart of 30 crypto currencies, most with graphs in red meaning losses.
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Alien software, human hardware @mavu.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2025
@FlockOfCats are you even human if you dont?
Label maker labled label maker
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Alien software, human hardware @mavu.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/08/2025
@skinnylatte that petty much exactly applies to the ASCII table i had to turn the tiles in our tiny downstairs guest bathroom into. The ratio (effort) / (number of people who will ever see it) is terrible, but it just had to happen. (Yes, the "g" is missing […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
Tiny bathroom, the tiles form a table and are labeled with ascii character and its binary decimal and octal representation. Also, there are some broken tiles above the window, i know. And yes, that is a dead fly on the floor.
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Alien software, human hardware @mavu.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/07/2025
I just made this for my kids birthday, and frankly i think i deserve some kind of parenting award. #foodtography #food #cakeday
Stepped pyramid strawberry cake with cream sides.
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Alien software, human hardware @mavu.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/07/2025
#bumblebee #bumblebeebutt #photography #flowerphotography Photo License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-… AI training license available from 300€ and up, request individual pricing via direct message.
Bumblebee sitting on a green and orange flower with pink petals.
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Alien software, human hardware @mavu.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/07/2025
It's not the correct color for a pool, but it *is* a pretty color..
Pool, water in a pretty shade of Green.
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Alien software, human hardware @mavu.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/07/2025
looks like your masquerade is over! I found a portrait of you, @Cassandra . Or should i say... Magus Prime of House Tremere!
Picture of the Vampire: The Eternal Struggle card Cassandra - Magus Prime
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Alien software, human hardware @mavu.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/06/2025
I revived our very small pool today because it's starting to be hot outside. One of the O-Rings had disintegrated and i already hat a trip to the hardware store today and it was closed by now. So, I just loaded up the, at least 5 year old, Ninjaflex filament […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
screen shot from Prusaslicer with an o-ring on the printbed
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Alien software, human hardware @mavu.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/06/2025
#CatsOfMastodon looks like a nice spot.
Cat under shrubbery
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Alien software, human hardware @mavu.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/06/2025
Ready for southern germany #summer Poor mans "don't boil me while i sleep" solution for our directly-under-the-roof apartment. (Mobile hvac unit, with an additional duct that connects to a box i built #diy . This covers one half of the air intake, which […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
Picture illlustrating the hvac setup described in toot.
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Alien software, human hardware @mavu.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/06/2025
@futurebird Hi, i need an opinion from the resident Ant-thropologist (sorry.. :D) I found this anthill in my mothers garden/flowerbed, and just managed to keep her from trying to kill it. She is of the opinion that those are pests and need to be convinced […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
Small Anthill under some flowers.
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Alien software, human hardware @mavu.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/06/2025
#caturday
Cat sleeping next to pillow belly up.
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