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Jesse Cox @jessecox.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Ralph Ruthe @ruthe.de · 29/09/2026
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Merz beim Arzt. Der Doktor schaut in seine Unterlagen und sagt besorgt: "Blutwerte: ok! Nicht so gut steht es um Ihre christlichen Werte."
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IAHFY ✦ @iahfy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Samus & Kirby
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Der Postillon 📯 @der-postillon.com · 11/09/2026
Neue Weltkarte: Trump verklagt UN www.der-postillon.com/2026/09/trum...
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Neue Weltkarte: Trump verklagt UN
Washington, New York (dpo) - Die Vereinten Nationen haben nahezu einstimmig beschlossen, künftig eine neue Weltkarte zu nutzen. Diese verwendet anstel
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Maurice Weber @mauriceweber.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Playstation wollte das nächste Kojima-Spiel absägen - also ist er zu Xbox gegangen und entwickelt es jetzt mit denen. Selten erlebt dass eine Gaming-Firma ihrer Konkurrenz SO einen Triumph schenkt. Wer zum Geier trifft diese Entscheidungen?
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Der Postillon 📯 @der-postillon.com · 10/09/2026
Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh! Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh! Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh! www.der-postillon.com/2020/09/sire...
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Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh! Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh! Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh!
Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh! Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh! Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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Ansgar T̶r̶i̶n̶k̶PRÜFmann @ansgartrinkmann.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Tyson @lscpunk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable.
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Maurice Weber @mauriceweber.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Twitch nutzt eure Streams, um Amazons KI-Modelle zu trainieren. Ihr werdet automatisch als einverstanden eingetragen und NICHT darüber informiert. Denn Twitch gibt zu: Wenn man Leute fragen würde, würden sie nicht ja sagen. Deaktivieren könnt ihrs in den Konto-Einstellungen.
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Bricky @brickyo8.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
After 14 years failed renders and years of waiting the mass effect video is finally out now www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKcl...
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
It's not easy being meme-d. #Oh-Gee-I-See-Algae 👀
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Geoff Thew @mothersbasement.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Logan Paul is something FAR worse than a tourist. He's ruining your hobbies, on purpose, for profit. And he's not alone. youtu.be/W2x-UQpiARc
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Logan Paul's Manga Slab Scam
YouTube video by Mother's Basement
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Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 @expedition33.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
We're so thrilled, and honestly still quite overwhelmed, to announce that Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 has officially reached 8 MILLION copies sold! 🌹 Thank you so so much to every single person who has played, created art, shared, streamed, discussed, and supported this game!! ❤️
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Manniac 🌈 @manniac.de · 19/04/2026
Versperrt dieser Wal eigentlich immer noch die Straße von Hormus oder gibt es Fortschritte?
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Ralf "Der Tankwart" Raths @ralfraths.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Wenn die Satireseiten einfach nur noch Nachrichtenseiten sein können.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 (I'm NOT deleting my post below 👇)
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Ralph Ruthe @ruthe.de · 07/04/2026
Passt grade wieder.
Zwei Männer in einem abgedunkelten Saal voller Menschen. Der linke lacht sich tot und sagt zum rechten: "Live ist Comedy doch einfach am besten, oder?". Der rechte erwidert trocken: "Das ist der FDP-Parteitag."
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Ralph Ruthe @ruthe.de · 29/03/2026
Einfach nur Tatsache: www.youtube.com/shorts/aB3P9...
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Every Tech Company Right Now for Some Reason #shorts
YouTube video by Crazy Boris Productions
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Bricky @brickyo8.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
The government (a hateful entity) arresting me for skinning and processing (god’s will) JK Rowling (the rook I met) into a drinkable cheeseburger. (Now 20% off, thanks for sponsoring this run NuCaloric)
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Clearly, he spoke to a former president using a Ouija board.
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Maurice Weber @mauriceweber.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Nachdem Ubisoft bereits einen dicken Anteil an Kreativ-Haus 1 an Tencent verkauft hat, ernennt es jetzt einen ehemaligen Tencent-Kopf als Chef von Kreativ-Haus 3 UND 5. ...sollten die nicht agil und unabhängig voneinander sein?
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
💯 on 🎯
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 16/03/2026
Hearing reports that DLSS 6 is going to make every character in every game look like a naked 14-year-old girl but don't worry, it's actually turning them all into ageless demons who have existed forever but _choose_ to look like naked 14-year-old girls.
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Dave NewBlood @dave.newblood.games · 16/03/2026
This DLSS 5 AI dogshit is actually depressing man. Even worse is that a whole generation is growing up who won't even know this looks 'bad' or 'wrong' because to them it'll be normal. We need to push back harder against it.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
republicans are in charge of everything and they are getting everything theyve ever wanted and doing everything theyve ever wanted and the world is on fire and the global world order is collapsing. is there a correlation? who can say
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Jesse Cox @jessecox.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
media.tenor.com
a black background with the word idiocracy written in white letters .
ALT: a black background with the word idiocracy written in white letters .
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Der Postillon 📯 @der-postillon.com · 09/03/2026
Werden die USA auch ihn ausschalten? Iran ernennt Trump zum neuen Ajatollah www.der-postillon.com/2026/03/ajat...
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Werden die USA auch ihn ausschalten? Iran ernennt Trump zum neuen Ajatollah
Teheran, Washington, D.C. (dpo) - Ob diese Finte Erfolg hat? Der Wächterrat im Iran hat heute Donald Trump zum neuen Ajatollah und Obersten Führer des
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Der Postillon 📯 @der-postillon.com · 24/02/2026
AfD setzt Kommission gegen Vetternwirtschaft ein – bestehend aus Tino Chrupalla, Tim Chrupalla, Tabea Chrupalla-Schmidt und Till Chrupalla www.der-postillon.com/2026/02/vett...
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AfD setzt Kommission gegen Vetternwirtschaft ein – bestehend aus Tino Chrupalla, Tim Chrupalla, Tabea Chrupalla-Schmidt und Till Chrupalla
Berlin (dpo) - Nach wiederholten Vorwürfen der Vetternwirtschaft innerhalb der AfD will die Partei nun keinen Stein auf dem anderen lassen. Eine neue
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Ralph Ruthe @ruthe.de · 23/02/2026
So großartig mal wieder: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_4s...
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S13 E02: Epstein Files & Twitter: 2/22/26: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
European countries currently investigating EPSTEIN crimes: UK, FRANCE, POLAND, TURKEY, LITHUANIA, LATVIA (+ more) USA: 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗 #AccountabilityIsHappening_Elsewhere ⚖️
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Jason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
BREAKING: Xbox boss Phil Spencer is stepping down, will be replaced by Microsoft AI platform president Asha Sharma. Sarah Bond is also leaving. Matt Booty staying. Seismic news for the video-game industry.
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Achim Jooß @achojo.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Der Postillon macht mal wieder Nachrichten statt Satire.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Meanwhile, in Germany, the public weighs in on what they think of the Epstein Administration. #BrutalButAccurate
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Becca Petunia 🏳️‍⚧️ @tallgirlpetunia.northsky.social · 10/02/2026
This post is going viral, but this isn't walking back. It's reiterating the initial press release. There's no new information in this post, aside from them saying they're using a different ID partner (which doesn't solve that problem) and the Reddit joke. Everything else is the same. Keep pushing.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
ALEX JEFFREY PRETTI. Gone, but never forgotten... #RIP_Alex 💔
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wheels @harlequinwheels.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
meanwhile #ArknightsEndfield #EndfieldCreators #ZerothDirectiveCC
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
BREAKING NEWS: Actual facts appear for the first time on "Truth" Social.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
On behalf of everyone in The Resistance movement following the massive EPSTEIN coverup, I want to wish all my fellow Radical Left Scum the happiest of holidays!- ♥️, Mar🐫
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
THIS: 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
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Der Postillon 📯 @der-postillon.com · 10/10/2025
Nachdem er bei Friedensnobelpreis leer ausging: Trump lässt Oslo bombardieren www.der-postillon.com/2025/10/frie...
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Nachdem er bei Friedensnobelpreis leer ausging: Trump lässt Oslo bombardieren
Oslo, Washington (dpo) - Nachdem der diesjährige Friedensnobelpreis nicht an Donald Trump vergeben wurde, hat der US-Präsident heute der Luftwaffe bef
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Easily, his most elaborate and destructive distraction from #TheEPSEIN_Files... yet.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Congratulations to @jimmykimmel.com on his triumphant return! Last night he was pitch-perfect. Inspirational, self-reflective, gracious to his haters, championing the 1st Amendment & most importantly: FUNNY. (Shout-out to Robert DeNiro as the mob-boss head of the FCC)😆
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Der Postillon 📯 @der-postillon.com · 23/09/2025
Riesiger Betrug: Hersteller sollen homöopathische Medikamente gestreckt haben www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp9h...
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Riesiger Betrug: Hersteller sollen homöopathische Medikamente gestreckt haben
Die mit billigen Streckmitteln wie Wasser und Zucker gepanschten Präparate sollen sogar in den Handel gelangt sein. 📯📯📯 Kanalabo: http://www.youtube.com/user/Postillon24?sub_confirmation=1…
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Not just Unpopular! He's also the Most Unworthy-Unqualified-Unethical-Uneducated-Unprepared-Undemocratic-Unfortunate-Unhinged-Unjust-Unread-Unappealing-Unconscionable-Untrustworthy-Unscrupulous-Unstable-Unbearable-Unlikable-Unreliable-Unsound & Unctuous President in Modern American History. 🇺🇸 🙄
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Giving a bully your lunch money is only a temporary downpayment for future bullying. We ALL need to step up for the first amendment. By-the-way, for the record, this ex-Disney employee finds Jimmy Kimmel very talented and funny. mh
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Der Postillon 📯 @der-postillon.com · 18/09/2025
USA ehren ermordeten Kämpfer für Meinungsfreiheit, indem sie Meinungsfreiheit abschaffen #jimmykimmel #charliekirk www.der-postillon.com/2025/09/kimm...
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USA ehren ermordeten Kämpfer für Meinungsfreiheit, indem sie Meinungsfreiheit abschaffen
Los Angeles (dpo) - Wenn er noch leben würde, würde er sich sicher darüber freuen: Die US-Regierung unter Präsident Donald Trump ehrt derzeit das Ande
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 18/09/2025
if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
If this became a weekly series, it would run longer than The Simpsons.
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Der Postillon 📯 @der-postillon.com · 10/09/2025
Sahra Wagenknecht ruft Polen auf, von Drohnen betroffene Gebiete an Russland abzutreten www.der-postillon.com/2025/09/wage...
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Sahra Wagenknecht ruft Polen auf, von Drohnen betroffene Gebiete an Russland abzutreten
Berlin, Warschau (dpo) - Zahlreiche russische Shahed-Drohnen sollen in der vergangenen Nacht in den polnischen Luftraum eingedrungen sein. Während War
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Bricky @brickyo8.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
I played 25 hours of Expedition 33 in three days and can confirm it’s a game of the decade I was really wheeee but now I’m kinda whoooooo
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