maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 20/09/2026i’m so excited for tequila drunk emily to meet medicated-like-a-housewife maud at the feminist party 2102
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 29/06/2026it is WILD to watch the resurgence of the drink. i first made it as a punch for a “chicago democrat” themed birthday party when richey m left office in 2011! 110
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 15/05/2026update: my vegan sprinkles looked suspiciously like the non-vegan sprinkles i already had. THEY JUST TOOK THE RED ONES OUT. 020
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 15/05/2026the worst part is having to explain to your septuagenarian mother the myriad ways sprinkles can not be vegan 140
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 15/05/2026the best part of finding vegan sprinkles at the store is not having to make vegan sprinkles from scratch 150
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 17/03/2026oh no all the socialists flitting around my polling place know my actual name but to me it’s just a buncha dudes with proportionally itsy-bitsy eyeglasses 040
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 14/08/2025is it the air and water show or are they finally done dealing with sanctuary cities 221
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 19/07/2025can peacock release an edit of ‘wicked’ of just the scenes with bowen yang so i don’t have to sit through it again 030
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 14/07/2025i’m just looking for reagan to tell me my diet is ~ balanced ~ 010
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 03/06/2025united healthcare just denied my prescription for a smoking cessation aid 🙃🙃🙃 100
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 19/05/2025i have sangria on tap in my home for the foreseeable future, i am becoming a stronger and more powerful hostess 🍷 040
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 25/02/2025i haven’t had an amazon account since i had to buy college textbooks. for bits and bobs (cables, phone cases, random tools) i usually use ebay. 110
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 29/01/2025any chicago people interested in joining our thalia hall opera box for porridge radio tomorrow?? porridge radio is almost broken up and we have space, you should join! 010
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 04/01/2025i’ve realized i don’t have to up any dosages, it’s just normal seasonal affective disorder and i just need a plane ticket to somewhere with flowers 💐 030
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 27/12/2024my calendar just informed me that inauguration day is the same day as mlk jr. day and that really doesn’t feel like great planning 030
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 14/11/2024wait a second, have people still been over at twitter all this time 020
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 14/11/2024are people starting to use this for real? i’m too whelmed to see why i keep getting notifications 240
Reposted by maud amanda squiers🎃 It’s the Mid Pumpkin, Emily 🎃 @lefttheprairie.bsky.social · 16/10/2024Tullycraft knows I’m Maud’s friend 092
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 24/08/2024ultimately i like the robyn feels but she was never my pop icon, and the t swift vibes have never really spoken to me, so i think charly bliss is good but i couldn’t get past 6 songs or so 110
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 24/08/2024i listened to the latest record and that’s exactly what i heard 200
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 23/08/2024is charly bliss just robyn for taylor swift fans? 100
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 12/08/2024of COURSE phoenix would just show up in my nightmares 010
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 12/08/2024the olympic closing ceremony is fully a waking nightmare 110
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 06/08/2024btw it was about water conservation, you know, in an olympic pool 010
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 06/08/2024if you don’t already think synchronized swimming is strange, jason mamoa narrated the usa team’s routine 120
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 26/07/2024just, like, leaning a little more “anti-bad stuff” would be a good start 010
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 26/07/2024really i’d just settle with ‘you know, maybe rape is bad’ being added to the dem platform 110
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 26/07/2024paris: where people don absurd outfits to breakdance 010
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 25/07/2024sometimes i just put on red lipstick and stare at myself in the mirror 130
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 18/07/2024i showed up way too late and 20 years later i’m still trying to figure out calvin johnson’s whole thing 100
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 18/07/2024making a mix for a 3-year-old. considering putting some beat happening on it to give the kid enough time in their life to try to understand the beat happening 140
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 05/07/2024this is currently happening four doors down i believe 020
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 05/07/2024they’re setting off giant fireworks on /irving park road/ there are no longer laws it is the purge 020
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 26/06/2024entering every lollapalooza contest in hopes of getting free round trip airfare out of chicago during lolla weekend 030
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 17/06/2024i think i finally like john mulaney, which is annoying because his whole schtick is getting people to finally like him 010
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 15/06/2024i think i’ve only ever felt love and grief as the same emotion, and also in other totally unrelated news, i probably have to go back to talk therapy 110
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 09/06/2024“the l.a. pride parade, sponsored by mcdonald’s” fuck corporate pride, let’s get capitalism to fund our riots 020
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 09/06/2024some free tv streamer is playing the local news coverage of the los angeles pride parade and i’m so delighted 110
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 30/05/2024oh a lady’s just painting her nails on the subway car ok sure 010
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 29/05/2024ah crap, my mom told me a neighbor kid growing up has a restaurant in brooklyn. turns out she has a few and is a famous restaurateur type, and so the “finding out what chicago kids are up to in nyc” nightmare begins 010
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 28/05/2024dropped the dog off at her pied-à-terre for the week and now i’m walking from room to room expecting to see her looking disappointed at me for something 020
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 27/05/2024every day i’m sad my godfather got rid of his uper cabins 😔 120
