maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 20/09/2026i’m so excited for tequila drunk emily to meet medicated-like-a-housewife maud at the feminist party 2102
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 15/05/2026the best part of finding vegan sprinkles at the store is not having to make vegan sprinkles from scratch 150
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 17/03/2026oh no all the socialists flitting around my polling place know my actual name but to me it’s just a buncha dudes with proportionally itsy-bitsy eyeglasses 040
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 14/08/2025is it the air and water show or are they finally done dealing with sanctuary cities 221
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 19/07/2025can peacock release an edit of ‘wicked’ of just the scenes with bowen yang so i don’t have to sit through it again 030
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 03/06/2025united healthcare just denied my prescription for a smoking cessation aid 🙃🙃🙃 100
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 19/05/2025i have sangria on tap in my home for the foreseeable future, i am becoming a stronger and more powerful hostess 🍷 040
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 29/01/2025any chicago people interested in joining our thalia hall opera box for porridge radio tomorrow?? porridge radio is almost broken up and we have space, you should join! 010
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 04/01/2025i’ve realized i don’t have to up any dosages, it’s just normal seasonal affective disorder and i just need a plane ticket to somewhere with flowers 💐 030
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 27/12/2024my calendar just informed me that inauguration day is the same day as mlk jr. day and that really doesn’t feel like great planning 030
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 14/11/2024wait a second, have people still been over at twitter all this time 020
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 14/11/2024are people starting to use this for real? i’m too whelmed to see why i keep getting notifications 240
Reposted by maud amanda squiersEm, midly @lefttheprairie.bsky.social · 16/10/2024Tullycraft knows I’m Maud’s friend 092
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 23/08/2024is charly bliss just robyn for taylor swift fans? 100
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 12/08/2024the olympic closing ceremony is fully a waking nightmare 110
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 06/08/2024if you don’t already think synchronized swimming is strange, jason mamoa narrated the usa team’s routine 120
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 26/07/2024paris: where people don absurd outfits to breakdance 010
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 25/07/2024sometimes i just put on red lipstick and stare at myself in the mirror 130
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 18/07/2024making a mix for a 3-year-old. considering putting some beat happening on it to give the kid enough time in their life to try to understand the beat happening 140
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 05/07/2024this is currently happening four doors down i believe 020
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 05/07/2024they’re setting off giant fireworks on /irving park road/ there are no longer laws it is the purge 020
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 26/06/2024entering every lollapalooza contest in hopes of getting free round trip airfare out of chicago during lolla weekend 030
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 17/06/2024i think i finally like john mulaney, which is annoying because his whole schtick is getting people to finally like him 010
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 15/06/2024i think i’ve only ever felt love and grief as the same emotion, and also in other totally unrelated news, i probably have to go back to talk therapy 110
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 09/06/2024some free tv streamer is playing the local news coverage of the los angeles pride parade and i’m so delighted 110
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 30/05/2024oh a lady’s just painting her nails on the subway car ok sure 010
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 29/05/2024ah crap, my mom told me a neighbor kid growing up has a restaurant in brooklyn. turns out she has a few and is a famous restaurateur type, and so the “finding out what chicago kids are up to in nyc” nightmare begins 010
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 28/05/2024dropped the dog off at her pied-à-terre for the week and now i’m walking from room to room expecting to see her looking disappointed at me for something 020
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 27/05/2024the girl my friend has fallen for turns out to be a bigot, and in all the mental gymnastics i’m trying to do, i can still only come up with “dying alone is fine actually” 030
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 21/05/2024i am terrifically gifted at eating ice cream cake 030
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 19/05/2024pretty sure my brain thinks “having a crush” is just “finding a new target to project upon reasons why i should be sobbing” 010
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 18/05/2024i hope i never have to throw a party again (my martha stewart complex will never let that happen) 010
Reposted by maud amanda squiersDan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 16/05/20242pm: Whole day is ahead of me, anything can be done 3pm: Day is basically over/ This precious gift has turned to dust in my hands. 653083
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 16/05/2024picked out a banger of an outfit and immediately spilled iced coffee all over it (don’t worry i threw it in the washer and doors for the show im going to are in 70 minutes and 60 minutes away, EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE) 230
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 11/05/2024sound mastering challenge of the year: mixing out the boos during israeli presentations on the live eurovision contest 030
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 07/05/2024i’m so tired of basing my behavior on the comfort of men 130
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 04/05/2024missing the opening band because i think i was feeling woozy: being old is so cool 020
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 04/05/2024there are officially more people at the show than i was expecting to deal with so i immediately walked in, headed to the bathroom, and locked myself in a stall 120
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 03/05/2024i am an intensely self-aware person that simply did not notice that i’ve lost 20lbs since january 120
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 03/05/2024two old dudes in the doctor’s waiting room are discussing their breakfast recipes, much ham is involved, these men are undiscovered culinary gods 150
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 03/05/2024i will never stop being upset that my employer generally spells my name wrong after four years, can’t you just copy/paste from the email or slack you are addressing me with i just don’t get it 020
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 02/05/2024i still don’t have a ticket to belle and sebastian, which i think really says: i would rather fly halfway across the world and board a cruise ship rife with disease possibilities than go to salt shed 160
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 27/04/2024literally just texting random people to ask what i should wear tonight 220
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 27/04/2024oh boy it’s comic con weekend so i’m not the most obnoxiously dressed up person on the train home for once 050
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 26/04/2024just fell asleep in the dentist’s chair while my teeth were being scaled, i can truly sleep anywhere 020
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 26/04/2024one of my favorite parts of being a capable adult is definitely just being able to make delicious french-style hot chocolate pretty much whenever i want 010
maud amanda squiers @maud.bsky.social · 25/04/2024it’s a weird night when you shoot straight up at 4am thinking suddenly that maybe you should’ve gotten married 16 years ago 100
