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Matty Yay!

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Ordinary scuba diver. Joy is a stool at Top Hops, NYC

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Matty Yay! @mattyyay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s almost like I knew. I did enjoy the ride and want go on it again.
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Matty Yay! @mattyyay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Matty Yay! @mattyyay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I am the father of two children. This is the most nervous I’ve ever been in my life. #ForeverFreo
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Matty Yay! @mattyyay.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
No shade on Shauny Mac, but this should have been Fyfe
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Matty Yay! @mattyyay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I rewarded myself with some good beer and peak Sydney
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Matty Yay! @mattyyay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
@brotheramos.bsky.social was it you talking to DiDi recently? If so, my trip to the airport thanks you! (Virtually half price compared to the other one)
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Matty Yay! @mattyyay.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Still on this rollercoaster
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Matty Yay! @mattyyay.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Fremantle Football Club #LFG
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Matty Yay! @mattyyay.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Just got an email from someone at my organization who was kindly letting me know they just resigned after 40 years. 40!!!
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Matty Yay! @mattyyay.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Introduce yourself with five artists you’ve seen at least twice Justin Townes Earle Rage Against The Machine Died Pretty Queens of the Stone Age Bruce Springsteen
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Matty Yay! @mattyyay.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
@alisterrobbie.bsky.social from memory you’re an Audi person. Would you buy a Q7?
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Matty Yay! @mattyyay.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"It's been a good night. Dave Catching here. Not saying goodnight, just sayin'." Cc @ranchodelaluna.bsky.social
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Matty Yay! @mattyyay.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
@kimbojayne.bsky.social After much trying our two little people have two new little friends. Suggested names are: Starlight & Starbright Starlight & Sunshine
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Matty Yay! @mattyyay.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Exciting Roller Coaster Ride POV
ALT: Exciting Roller Coaster Ride POV
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Matty Yay! @mattyyay.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
“This next song is about fucking” Cc @ranchodelaluna.bsky.social
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Matty Yay! @mattyyay.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I like to kiss ya where some brothers won't I like to tell ya things some brothers don't 🎵
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Matty Yay! @mattyyay.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Fremantle Football Club. It’s either going to be the year, or a spectacular car crash. Just trying to enjoy the ride. #ForeverFreo #AFL
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Matty Yay! @mattyyay.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
$300 for GA ticket to rock show at a stadium? Pass. Hope others do too.
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Matty Yay! @mattyyay.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
@harvey-normal.bsky.social was on a boat alone with Alan Tripp and his wife yesterday. Glad no crim took the opportunity to settle the ledger while I was around him.
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Matty Yay! @mattyyay.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This morning I am travelling to a small remote luxury island off the west coast of Fiji for over a week. It’s essentially our long overdue honeymoon/first ever proper family holiday I shall not be taking calls/texts/emails/posts/DMs/chats during this time #HoldMyCalls cc @adamturner.bsky.social
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Matty Yay! @mattyyay.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
According to Derwayne, Hawthorn (11 wins) beating Richmond (2 wins) by10+ goals is “making a statement” #AFL #AFLTigersHawks
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Matty Yay! @mattyyay.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The same employees that are getting stiffed here are the same ones that would get stiffed by employers not paying super owing. Still prefer the new world over the old.
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Matty Yay! @mattyyay.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It’s going home alright
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Matty Yay! @mattyyay.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Probs my fave Madonna tune. Got a run yesterday
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Matty Yay! @mattyyay.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It’ll be a very Merry Fucking Christmas
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Matty Yay! @mattyyay.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
"Dear Daddy, I write you, in spite of years of silence You've cleaned up, found Jesus, things are good or so I hear This bottle of Steven's awakens ancient feelings Like father, step-father, the son is drowning in the flood YEAH YEAH" One of the greatest EVER sing-a-longs #Weezer
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Matty Yay! @mattyyay.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The only thing better than wearing your footy scarf on a Monday morning after a win is wearing it on a Friday morning after a win #ForeverFreo
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Matty Yay! @mattyyay.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
@brotheramos.bsky.social Gonna hit Sangaweech today for the first time. Recommendations?
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Matty Yay! @mattyyay.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The greatest band reinvention of all time.
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Matty Yay! @mattyyay.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Great to see a Subaru Double Banger out in the wild for the first time in a while
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Matty Yay! @mattyyay.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Let's get the focus on getting Collingwood to make the huge trip to Geelong before we attempt York Park.
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Matty Yay! @mattyyay.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Someone's Out of Office starts with "(PLEASE NOTE - THIS IS AN AUTOMATED REPLY)" and I can't tell if they're the idiot, their emailers are idiots, or all involved are?
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Matty Yay! @mattyyay.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Did I pick the perfect day to cook a 24-hour marinated Beef Bourguignon? Yes. Yes I did.
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Matty Yay! @mattyyay.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons image
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Simpsons: Apu's Kiss Gesture
ALT: Simpsons: Apu's Kiss Gesture
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Matty Yay! @mattyyay.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
#USAvsAUS Making sure the fire kept burning overnight was the best decision I’ve ever made
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Matty Yay! @mattyyay.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The most popular album by one of my fave bands, but it still leaves me a bit cold at times.
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Matty Yay! @mattyyay.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Yesterday I: Didn’t have to work & got paid Went for a walk Took both kids to swimming lessons Made toasted sangas Read my book while they rested Took them to the zoo & they bumped into some mates Made Chinese Cashew Chicken Had a beer And realised I could live to 150 and not be any luckier.
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Matty Yay! @mattyyay.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Top of Work Page : We congratulate staff and special friends who have received 2026 King's Birthday Honours. Bottom of same Page : "We acknowledge Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander people as the Traditional Owners of the unceded lands on which we work, learn and live." 🤔
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Matty Yay! @mattyyay.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The 5yo just asked how she got into Mums belly
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لييوو: تعابير وجه مضحكة
ALT: لييوو: تعابير وجه مضحكة
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Matty Yay! @mattyyay.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I don’t want your money honey 🎵
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Matty Yay! @mattyyay.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
@brotheramos.bsky.social from memory you were looking forward to this announcement (the waitress that copped it from the passerby) www.police.vic.gov.au/woman-charge...
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Woman charged following Essendon assault
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Matty Yay! @mattyyay.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
For fans of The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters, this is a hard recommend watch youtu.be/m90jMHVE8Og?...
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Born to Bowl | Official Trailer HBO| Grit, Glory, and the American Lanes
YouTube video by Trailer HQ
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Matty Yay! @mattyyay.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
David Bowie Leonard Cohen Prince Bruce Springsteen Al Green Jerry Lee Lewis Duran Duran Black Sabbath Kyuss Them Crooked Vultures
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Matty Yay! @mattyyay.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Machine, machine, machine, Maaaaaachiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnneeeeee 🎵
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Matty Yay! @mattyyay.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The multiple Risk Insurance policies I have in place to prevent my family becoming destitute in event of something happening to me are having their premiums increased by an average of 46%. In one year. Imagine if everything went up by 46% every year.
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Matty Yay! @mattyyay.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Proved to internal IT people there was an issue with their logs that "are never wrong". Then proved to internal Finance people their fancy new multi-million dollar Enterprise resource planning (ERP) software provides incorrect notifications to users. Only one thing left to do...
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Bart Simpson đi bộ
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Matty Yay! @mattyyay.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
@aleofatime.com Saw this on the wall at The Catfish and said to myself “That’s the jewel of the South”
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Matty Yay! @mattyyay.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Hear, hear! Let's go #PintofOrigin
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Matty Yay! @mattyyay.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Everyone has their fave Stones LP. This one is probably mine. It just jumps off the turntable.
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Matty Yay! @mattyyay.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
@anotherfilmnerd.bsky.social you want to smell nice?
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