mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 8hto be clear: I quit, I wasn’t fired. At the end of the week, I told the CDC I wasn’t coming back and I’d never work for the company again 000 0
mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 16/10/2026one week as a second cook at the flagship restaurant / crown jewel of a major Toronto hospitality group. 100 1
mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 16/10/2026“the essence of 𝑑𝑜𝑐ℎ” is contradiction 000 0
mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 16/10/2026the goopy corpse guy in your attic: “You have to heal me.” 000 0
mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 16/10/2026Joe Versus the Meg Ryans of the World 000 0
mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 16/10/2026thank goodness I ordered the cream cheese 020 2
mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 16/10/2026where would I be without cream cheese? 020 2
mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 14/10/2026tfw u gotta saw off ur footstatic.klipy.comCary Elwes as Lawrence Gordon Turns HeadALT: Cary Elwes as Lawrence Gordon Turns Head 110 1
mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 13/10/2026had a dream last night in which I could reverse dunk at will 000 0
mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 13/10/2026anyone who says Lee Cronin directed their favourite / “the best” Evil Dead movie is not to be trusted. 020 2
mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 12/10/2026they tried to arrest me for making popcorn for lunch 110 1
mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 12/10/2026pump-faking with a spatula like he’s got a gun 000 0
mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I have peed on the ice cubes at the Chateau Marmont 020 2
mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 10/10/2026congratulations on opening Girl Dinner, The Restaurant™️ 010 1
mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 10/10/2026natürlich, nachdem hatte ich über Kimmichs Chip-Ball gelästert... er klappt. 000 0
mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 10/10/2026mfw Kimmich chips an errant ball into the box 😣 110 1
mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 10/10/2026they put glasses on Michelle Pfeiffer and try to tell us she’s some frump ass bitch 100 1
mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Since ancient times, humans have been fascinated by bees. 000 0
mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 09/10/2026👮♂️ “It’s not illegal to be rude to a police officer.” 000 0
mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 09/10/2026[FACT:] The things men most often fight about in bars include alcohol, women, money, and sports. 130 3
mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 08/10/2026being able to speak English (L1) and German (B2) only makes Dutch seem even more fake 010 1
mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026that lentil soup from the shawarma shop 000 0
mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026don’t get me wrong; I am extremely pro Moon Game 000 0
mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026… a cage to enclose the game beyond: The Moon Game. 110 1
mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026they tried to arrest me for kidnapping Adam Silver and beating the brakes off him with a broomstick 110 1
mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I beat Adam Silver with a broom handle in order to get this information 000 0