mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I have explored space. I have explored time. Now ... I explore distortion. 110
mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026the number one yacht jumping man that I've ever met in my life 000
mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026So First step: owning so much land, a house, a very big cave 000
mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Experience: selling water, selling popsicles, yard maintenance Interests: Martial Arts 000
mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026making quesabirrias con consomé at my next job interview 100
mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Digger looks like Iñárritu made a Yorgos Lanthimos movie (derogatory) 010
mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"a rough guy who attacks with weapons and has an intimidating build" 110
mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026gonna quit my job and become a barista, or a Turkish ice cream man 010
mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026filmed a banana for 200 hours to find out where fruit flies come from 000
mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026bricked up by the Dua Lipa streetcar ad wrap 001
mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026laid-back young men who ride along, and also bring the stacks of sackcloth back up with artistic skill 000
mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026the Grim Reaper sitting on a bomb while snorting cocaine alongside his scythe and an hourglass 000
mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026well well well, if it isn’t the fuckin cucumber crew 000
mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026scheißegal, das geht mir am Arsch vorbei. 010
mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026perhaps shouldn’t have left specialty bean acquisition so late 010
mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The human avatar of rage incarnate. The living embodiment of vengeful anger. A man so furious he will savagely kill a crazed zombie baboon by biting its throat out. Paul Mescal 000
mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026continually muting / blocking every single 🇺🇸 politician I come across on here. 110
mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026a green glass orb the size of a med-large pumpkin 100
mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026🟢 “I've chosen you because you possess powers you do not yet understand. Look again. Look deep into me. In some worlds, I'm worshiped as God.” 001
mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026guys will listen to this and say “Hell yeah” 110
mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026[approaching some Hare Krishnas] 👋 “Do you guys like Cro-Mags?” 010
mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026a life-changing peaches and cream cruffin 000
mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026they tried to arrest me for sanding my stuff in the parking lot 110
Reposted by @mattyselly.bsky.socialburn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026*suspicious lobster wife* where did you get that shrimp *still confused lobster* you're never gonna believe this 32526501
mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026not a gimmick or stunt hot sauce, but flavourful and for usual hot sauce purposes. 010
mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026the enduring popularity of Italian food is perplexing. 200
mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Ellen Aim and the Attackers would never open for Ed Sheeran. 010
mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026📍 Mitch McConnell crossing Bloor Street at Landsdowne 000