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✨Baller Review… Strengths: tentacular and skeletal, a giant, whip-fast, crab-scrambling nightmare vision of teeth and bone

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mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
in their weird hair era
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mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have explored space. I have explored time. Now ... I explore distortion.
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mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the number one yacht jumping man that I've ever met in my life
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mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
you flirt with ghosts (complimentary)
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mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So First step: owning so much land, a house, a very big cave
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mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
1987 FEAR OF THE M A N I A C S
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mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Experience: selling water, selling popsicles, yard maintenance Interests: Martial Arts
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mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
mile long key lime pie
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mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
making quesabirrias con consomé at my next job interview
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mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Iñárritu always been a biter
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mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Digger looks like Iñárritu made a Yorgos Lanthimos movie (derogatory)
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mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"a rough guy who attacks with weapons and has an intimidating build"
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mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
gonna quit my job and become a barista, or a Turkish ice cream man
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mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
filmed a banana for 200 hours to find out where fruit flies come from
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mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
cleanin dat garlic
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mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the fire britches
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mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
is Big Rock lying to us?
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mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
bricked up by the Dua Lipa streetcar ad wrap
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mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
laid-back young men who ride along, and also bring the stacks of sackcloth back up with artistic skill
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mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the Cedric vs Frederick predicament
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mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ec cl g
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mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the Grim Reaper sitting on a bomb while snorting cocaine alongside his scythe and an hourglass
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mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
aura from 1994
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mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Chicory 2: Pun2arelle
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mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
nw
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mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
well well well, if it isn’t the fuckin cucumber crew
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mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
scheißegal, das geht mir am Arsch vorbei.
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mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m an autumnal motherfucker
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mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
perhaps shouldn’t have left specialty bean acquisition so late
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mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
🪴 𝙶𝚁𝙴𝙴𝙽 𝙷𝙴𝚁𝙱 Will you take it?
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mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dick Wrigley Culpepper
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mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Michael Olise ist einfach ein Baller
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mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The human avatar of rage incarnate. The living embodiment of vengeful anger. A man so furious he will savagely kill a crazed zombie baboon by biting its throat out. Paul Mescal
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mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
continually muting / blocking every single 🇺🇸 politician I come across on here.
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mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
a green glass orb the size of a med-large pumpkin
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mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🟢 “I've chosen you because you possess powers you do not yet understand. Look again. Look deep into me. In some worlds, I'm worshiped as God.”
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mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
guys will listen to this and say “Hell yeah”
The Age of Quarrel is the debut studio album by the New York hardcore band Cro-Mags, released in September 1986
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mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
[approaching some Hare Krishnas] 👋 “Do you guys like Cro-Mags?”
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mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
a life-changing peaches and cream cruffin
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mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🐯👶
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mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
my head needs decrudding
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mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
they tried to arrest me for sanding my stuff in the parking lot
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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*suspicious lobster wife* where did you get that shrimp *still confused lobster* you're never gonna believe this
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mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
post-apocalyptic gun weapon
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mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
not a gimmick or stunt hot sauce, but flavourful and for usual hot sauce purposes.
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mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the enduring popularity of Italian food is perplexing.
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mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
$5 BEERS $5 BANANA PUDDINGS
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mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ellen Aim and the Attackers would never open for Ed Sheeran.
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mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
one part shirt, one part jacket.
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mattyselly.bsky.social @mattyselly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
📍 Mitch McConnell crossing Bloor Street at Landsdowne
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