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Captain Marvelous/キャプテン・マーベラス ✊🏻

@mattypro12.bsky.social
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Chef | Peaceful Villain | #Jayhawk | Uncivil Liberal | Geek Extraordinare | Provider to Cats | Fanatic of Sports | Casual Gamer | Builder of Gunpla & Lego | Sentai Fan | #FOE

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Codfather #FBPE 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @codfather.bsky.social · 12h
Wow, when you see numbers like this, it really is time to get off dino fuel. According to figures from UK car marketplace Carwow, driving a BMW 320d diesel for 1,000 miles is estimated to cost around £181 ($239) in diesel fuel. For the same distance, charging a BYD Seal electric car is £29.
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Captain Marvelous/キャプテン・マーベラス ✊🏻 @mattypro12.bsky.social · 6h
Does he have a swell cleft in his chin though?
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no one sees me anyway @dhighl5184.bsky.social · 15h
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Susanbeth5781 @susanpatrick1.bsky.social · 19h
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Captain Marvelous/キャプテン・マーベラス ✊🏻 @mattypro12.bsky.social · 15h
Since republicans want this kind of shit televised, make sure it’s broadcast live so every last child sex offending republican can see what awaits them!
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Captain Marvelous/キャプテン・マーベラス ✊🏻 @mattypro12.bsky.social · 17h
Holy fuck, make sure you thank the officials for that one Utah
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silverbeard2026 @silverbeard2026.bsky.social · 19h
FYI
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Captain Marvelous/キャプテン・マーベラス ✊🏻 @mattypro12.bsky.social · 17h
KIRILL HAT TRICK!!! 🧢🏒
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David Nir @davidnir.com · 20h
Roger Marshall charged his patients 18% annual interest on their unpaid bills. His bakery bill for $678.75 was due six years ago. At 18% interest compounded annually, the total he'd owe would be at least $1,800. Marshall just paid the bakery $1,300—far less than what his patients would owe.
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Captain Marvelous/キャプテン・マーベラス ✊🏻 @mattypro12.bsky.social · 17h
That could apply to a couple games going on right now
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Captain Marvelous/キャプテン・マーベラス ✊🏻 @mattypro12.bsky.social · 17h
Both dumbfuck tkachuks really need a stick butt to the throat
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 21h
statler and waldorf but it’s al-sayed and ossoff heckling republicans
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Captain Marvelous/キャプテン・マーベラス ✊🏻 @mattypro12.bsky.social · 18h
I believe that there’s a term for this sort of thing… Come to think of it, the consequences are pretty harsh.
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Captain Marvelous/キャプテン・マーベラス ✊🏻 @mattypro12.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Or go big and get 11
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City of Minneapolis @minneapolismn.gov · 09/10/2026
Today, and every day, we stand with the Somali community.
The marquee at Cedar Culture Center with the message "We love our Somali neighbors" written out.
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Captain Marvelous/キャプテン・マーベラス ✊🏻 @mattypro12.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s almost as if subhuman garbage attracts other subhuman garbage
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Captain Marvelous/キャプテン・マーベラス ✊🏻 @mattypro12.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Which one?
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Captain Marvelous/キャプテン・マーベラス ✊🏻 @mattypro12.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ukraine, you know what to do.
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Captain Marvelous/キャプテン・マーベラス ✊🏻 @mattypro12.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Make it a strawberry newton and I’m sold
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Captain Marvelous/キャプテン・マーベラス ✊🏻 @mattypro12.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Every time I have to have it done I just start the conversation by telling them they’re better off just getting a vein finder if they have one in hopes of saving myself from as many unnecessary sticks as possible.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Seriously 🙄
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Captain Marvelous/キャプテン・マーベラス ✊🏻 @mattypro12.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Take a wild guess
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justfara @justfara.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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El Howieson @elhowieson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🚨🚨🚨🚨
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Freethinkers United For Change @freethinkersunite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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🇺🇸Christy🇨🇦 @christymche.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ha!
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💙🦋🇺🇸MichaelWestby🇺🇸🦋💙 @tazinib1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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LAFAYETTE @lastudiolafayette.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Captain Marvelous/キャプテン・マーベラス ✊🏻 @mattypro12.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Send this micro dick little bitch to that lab in Siberia then! Let’s see if he starts believing in them then!
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Captain Marvelous/キャプテン・マーベラス ✊🏻 @mattypro12.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They are scared shitless all across the country! Now isn’t the time to be complacent! Everyone needs to get out and vote, take nothing for granted!
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 06/10/2026
Project Meridian will be led by a weirdo, a beardo, & a fatty.
Hegseth on Project Meridian.
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Captain Marvelous/キャプテン・マーベラス ✊🏻 @mattypro12.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Give The People What They Want
ALT: Give The People What They Want
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Captain Marvelous/キャプテン・マーベラス ✊🏻 @mattypro12.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
First Hastert and now Jim Bakker… Come on universe, give us the trifecta of conservative subhuman pieces of shit dropping dead that we ALL want!
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Captain Marvelous/キャプテン・マーベラス ✊🏻 @mattypro12.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
She was unbelievably fortunate to be in your care.
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Cute Cats Cuddling
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Captain Marvelous/キャプテン・マーベラス ✊🏻 @mattypro12.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How fitting on the day we find out pedophile republican Dennis Hastert is thankfully dead
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🫶🏻Layla🫶🏻 @laylabelle3.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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AJoiB @ajoib.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#USAWomen #WomenInTheUSA
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PoliticsGirl @politicsgirl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The voter registration deadline ends in many states today. Make sure you are registered to vote!! midterms.voteamerica.org/vote/verify/...
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Captain Marvelous/キャプテン・マーベラス ✊🏻 @mattypro12.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I sincerely hope that Dennis Hastert is the first to start the trend of a LONG line of republicans who have abused children vacating this planet.
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Captain Marvelous/キャプテン・マーベラス ✊🏻 @mattypro12.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
GOOD! Enjoy hell you subhuman child abusing piece of shit! www.ksn.com/news/disgrac...
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Disgraced former House Speaker Dennis Hastert dies at 84
Hastert was sentenced to prison in 2016 in a hush money case that revealed decades-old sexual abuse.
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Captain Marvelous/キャプテン・マーベラス ✊🏻 @mattypro12.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
BALLGAME!!!
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Captain Marvelous/キャプテン・マーベラス ✊🏻 @mattypro12.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
THERES THE INEVITABLE ALLEN INTERCEPTION!!!
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Captain Marvelous/キャプテン・マーベラス ✊🏻 @mattypro12.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
CHISIM!!!! WHAT A CATCH!!!!
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Captain Marvelous/キャプテン・マーベラス ✊🏻 @mattypro12.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The fuck are they doing?!?!?🤬🤬🤬
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Captain Marvelous/キャプテン・マーベラス ✊🏻 @mattypro12.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Reagan was absolutely a fucking traitor to this country. Negotiating with a foreign nation to keep Americans held hostage to benefit your campaign is a complete betrayal to your country.
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Captain Marvelous/キャプテン・マーベラス ✊🏻 @mattypro12.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Mj Michael
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Sandieglo @sandieglo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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