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Matty No Energy

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🏳️‍🌈 (He/Him) | Trying my very best and failing

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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You telling me the president, “leader” of the “free world” can sleep on the job, but I can’t?
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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just had the type of shower that physically and spiritually heals you, albeit temporarily.
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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Feeling like doodoo (caught a cold)
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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Drove 7 minutes this morning and heard 2 of *her* 4 new songs (1 of them twice) flipping through radio stations. It’s a lot
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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Everyone here is a work o’ fart
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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bought a star fruit on account of I haven’t had that in years. What should I do next?
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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Good morning people in my phone
Selfie of a beared man wearing a white ringer t-shirt in front of a bookcase filled with movies and video games, and a closet door with a skeleton cutout on it.
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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Chuck roast, red wine and Young Frankenstein
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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fully thought it was Wednesday
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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s important to have at least one oomf with mostly loud and absolute dogshit opinions (not politics), who also occasionally hits it right out of the park
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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Putting up halloween decorations 🎃👻
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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Saw a woman pushing a small poodle in a stroller. There’s no more to this story. It just felt like something worth mentioning.
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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Bring back the sun rooms
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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Out of cold brew now I have to brew regular coffee
Image of Hank Hill eyes closed with a cigarette in hand and wired earbuds in
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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This cookie butter ale, ribs, mac n cheese, roasted veggies
Picture of Rebe McEntire seating on a plane, wide-eyed and smiling, holding a corn dog and what appears to be a latte
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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Every gay boy growing up in the early aughts attempted the Shakira hip dance alone in their room at least once, right?
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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
As a long-time hater of that red head goblin, I feel so vindicated right now
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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I could do without the allergies but I’m really happy fall is here
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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I don’t know much about al jeba
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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Gaga was pregnant?
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Beyonce Grammy 2025
Alt: Beyonce shocked at winning the Grammy 2025 AOTY
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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Seeing a surge in nap-yearning posts. I think it’s in the air
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 10/09/2026
The fact we have an executive class that doesn't know what to do with the Looney Tunes or The Muppets really sums up what a joyless, barren world they inhabit.
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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Was gonna change playlists but Brand New Chanel$ came on so i’m obviously not doing that anymore
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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My hobbies include listening to music, watching movies, walking into rooms and instantly forgetting why
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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Oh it’s true what they say about Empire State trail. The shirtless jokers are bountiful 😍
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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Good morning. What’s breakfast?
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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Just occured to me that Manhattan is Man Hat Tan stringed together. That’s so silly
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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
In my underwear attempting to put my phone in my pocket level tired
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jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It’s think for yourself thursday
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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The irony is that trying to find an in-person, in-network 🏳️‍🌈 therapist with business hours that don’t require taking time off from work is making me more depressed.
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Happy bi-sexual awareness month to icon of the movement, spinning spirally blue head guy from the x files.
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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Getting out of bed today was an unsurmountable task but I’m stubborn
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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Its a new week in the werk room or whatever
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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Made a boozy drink with strawberry jam in it and if I didn’t know any better I’d drink 5 more
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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
My only plan this weekend is seeing Coyote vs Acme
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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ate prepared lettuce. Fingers crossed I don’t get IT
Animal crossing character looking at themselves in the mirror but the reflection is a clown.
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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Fridae :)
Selfie of a man in front of a blue wall. A mirror, a lamp and a framed kylie minogue image behind him.
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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Saw the sharpest most crispiest rainbow I’ve ever seen in the sky this morning. Today’s gonna be a good one, boys!
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mgayultra 🎃 @mgayultra.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The light has to outlive the darkness in the end. It has to.
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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly news is rough, man. She really was an incomparable light in this world 💔
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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A Raspberry Beret reprise about a bear wearing a Nasty Pig baseball cap
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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Good morning? Good morning!
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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Went to bed around 10 and couldn’t fall asleep until at least 2 am. Woke up throughout the rest of the night. Alarm went off at 6. I am TIEYURD but at least its Friday
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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I minced garlic and now I can’t get the smell off of my hands. I’ve washed them 4 times.
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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Having a good indian take out spot near me would be life-changing
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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Realizing I’m unfortunately extremely picky when it comes to graphic tees
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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Camp Miasma release near me challenge
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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
We finally made it to Friday and shut the ThinkPad off for the weekend
Photograph of Charli XCX on the red carpet at the Cannes Festival overlayed with a quote saying “So tired, to be honest” describing how she’s feeling in that moment.
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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Work is really stressing me out my head feels like it’s gonna explode
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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
What if we were in a twin bed where all will be forgiven in an instant, hands in each other’s hair and we’re both boys?
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