Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You telling me the president, “leader” of the “free world” can sleep on the job, but I can’t? 0101
Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Just had the type of shower that physically and spiritually heals you, albeit temporarily. 1150
Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Drove 7 minutes this morning and heard 2 of *her* 4 new songs (1 of them twice) flipping through radio stations. It’s a lot 150
Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Bought a star fruit on account of I haven’t had that in years. What should I do next? 370
Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Chuck roast, red wine and Young Frankenstein 1100
Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It’s important to have at least one oomf with mostly loud and absolute dogshit opinions (not politics), who also occasionally hits it right out of the park 150
Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Saw a woman pushing a small poodle in a stroller. There’s no more to this story. It just felt like something worth mentioning. 0110
Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Out of cold brew now I have to brew regular coffee 0130
Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This cookie butter ale, ribs, mac n cheese, roasted veggies 0120
Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Every gay boy growing up in the early aughts attempted the Shakira hip dance alone in their room at least once, right? 490
Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026As a long-time hater of that red head goblin, I feel so vindicated right now 1112
Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I could do without the allergies but I’m really happy fall is here 070
Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Gaga was pregnant?static.klipy.comBeyonce Grammy 2025Alt: Beyonce shocked at winning the Grammy 2025 AOTY 090
Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Seeing a surge in nap-yearning posts. I think it’s in the air 0120
Reposted by Matty No EnergyDan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 10/09/2026The fact we have an executive class that doesn't know what to do with the Looney Tunes or The Muppets really sums up what a joyless, barren world they inhabit. 776942172
Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Was gonna change playlists but Brand New Chanel$ came on so i’m obviously not doing that anymore 1110
Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026My hobbies include listening to music, watching movies, walking into rooms and instantly forgetting why 1141
Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Oh it’s true what they say about Empire State trail. The shirtless jokers are bountiful 😍 030
Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Just occured to me that Manhattan is Man Hat Tan stringed together. That’s so silly 370
Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026In my underwear attempting to put my phone in my pocket level tired 0150
Reposted by Matty No Energyjacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 03/09/2026It’s think for yourself thursday 241492353
Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026The irony is that trying to find an in-person, in-network 🏳️🌈 therapist with business hours that don’t require taking time off from work is making me more depressed. 181
Reposted by Matty No EnergySorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Happy bi-sexual awareness month to icon of the movement, spinning spirally blue head guy from the x files. 312746608
Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Getting out of bed today was an unsurmountable task but I’m stubborn 280
Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Its a new week in the werk room or whatever 190
Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Made a boozy drink with strawberry jam in it and if I didn’t know any better I’d drink 5 more 170
Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026My only plan this weekend is seeing Coyote vs Acme 190
Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Ate prepared lettuce. Fingers crossed I don’t get IT 2170
Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Saw the sharpest most crispiest rainbow I’ve ever seen in the sky this morning. Today’s gonna be a good one, boys! 0130
Reposted by Matty No Energymgayultra 🎃 @mgayultra.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The light has to outlive the darkness in the end. It has to. 0234
Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly news is rough, man. She really was an incomparable light in this world 💔 0130
Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026A Raspberry Beret reprise about a bear wearing a Nasty Pig baseball cap 150
Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Went to bed around 10 and couldn’t fall asleep until at least 2 am. Woke up throughout the rest of the night. Alarm went off at 6. I am TIEYURD but at least its Friday 0100
Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I minced garlic and now I can’t get the smell off of my hands. I’ve washed them 4 times. 4120
Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Having a good indian take out spot near me would be life-changing 140
Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Realizing I’m unfortunately extremely picky when it comes to graphic tees 260
Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026We finally made it to Friday and shut the ThinkPad off for the weekend 0120
Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Work is really stressing me out my head feels like it’s gonna explode 140
Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026What if we were in a twin bed where all will be forgiven in an instant, hands in each other’s hair and we’re both boys? 170